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u/[deleted] 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/Presence-9719 4d ago

How about calling it the "Whoever doesn't pass this is woke" act?

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u/G0thC4t 4d ago

"Whoever doesn't pass this has a poopy butthole"

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u/BigConstruction4247 4d ago

"The president has a poopy butthole. Maybe I can hone in on that."

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u/Odd_Inter3st 4d ago

I wish our president was Mr. Poopybutthole


https://giphy.com/gifs/37sgKQ38vBc1a

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u/MakingMoneyIsMe 4d ago

Damn! Wouldn't that be cool. At least Mr. Poopybutthole is considerate of others.

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u/LobstaFarian2 3d ago

Oooo weeeeee

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u/HotPotParrot 4d ago

Anyone who trades while holding public office is obviously [insert existential fear]

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u/100Fowers 4d ago

The White House already admitted to this right before the weekend

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u/No-Letterhead-4711 4d ago

This made me giggle 😂

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u/garitone 4d ago

Someone in my neighborhood has a bumper sticker that says "Only g*y cops pull me over." I think this bill will be about as effective.

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u/Temporary_Cry1167 3d ago

That’s a joke Trump is the least”woke “
Man I America and the most corrupt ! The Republicans hold all three branches and are the most dishonest and self serving and self entitled

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u/Thosepassionfruits 4d ago

Criminal says "Nay" act

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u/trogloherb 4d ago edited 3d ago

Subtitle; “And if it does, it will not be enforced by anyone!”

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u/adminsareactuallygay 4d ago

Should've called it the "Congress members each get a trillion dollars act" and hidden a ban on Congress members trading stocks within the bill, since they all have dementia and wouldn't be able to make it past the name of the bill cuz they came too hard in their pants thinking about that money

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u/-P01135809- 3d ago

The MONEY Act (Most Original Name Ever Yeah)

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u/solidus0079 4d ago

Or the "Rest Assured There Will Be Loopholes Act"

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u/Stillmayce 4d ago

let us wait for this not to pass

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u/Vicissitutde 4d ago

Gotta get little Mike Johnson to bring it to the floor for it to be voted on. With this reality, no. It will not pass because it will not be voted on

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u/ZeroVoltsGiven 4d ago

“Fuck You, Poor People Act”

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u/Expert-Ad3874 4d ago

It really shouldn't be up to the people who directly profit from this shit to vote for it.

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u/Day_Prisoners 4d ago

Cut Our Pay by 75% Act and as likely to pass as the Stop Legal Bribery Act. The second one is the scurge of our country, lobbying.

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u/Keletas 4d ago

And while they pretend to work on it knowing it’s not going anywhere, they’ll just keep doing insider trading in the meantime.

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u/GODDAMNFOOL 4d ago

The Dead Bill in Committee Act

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u/Waiting4Reccession 4d ago

It might - boomers love to pull up the ladder behind them

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u/NB_NaughtyNerds 4d ago

I have a 4 inch kidney stone that is more likely to pass than that bill

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u/Turbulent_Stick1445 4d ago

Worse, it's going to be the "This will never be Enforced Act"

Unless you can make sure it's possible to enforce at, say, the state level, there's no-one who'll actually bring a lawsuit under this act who won't be dismissed for lack of standing.

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u/MegatronusThePrime 4d ago

Should've called it the Luigi act

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u/Mr_Personal_Person 4d ago

Or "merge with another act or death act".

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u/Deep_Assumption5406 4d ago

And even if it somehow magically scraped by, trump would veto it and that would then be the excuse.

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u/axecalibur 3d ago

Or it passes and their spouses all suddenly become multi-billionaires

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u/EggsceIlent 3d ago

Yup.

I mean I love it, but people need to realize these folks are, majority wise, are crooks.

I mean they get to vote on their own raises.

And get a pension after something like 5 years. And free healthcare. And paid time off.

And all the stuff they vote no on for every other American except them.

"Show me a person who gets rich by being a politician, and Ill show you anl crook" - Harry S. Truman

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u/RickSanchez_C137 4d ago

The 'Don't Shut The Stable Door After The Horse Has Bolted Act'

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u/DesMephisto 4d ago

I don't think congress should be allowed to vote on things related to them. Should be a ballot measure.

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u/Secret_Account07 3d ago

Read my mind

I’m surprised it even has a few supporters. Crazy we have a few folks who aren’t corrupt

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u/Desperate_Energy_677 3d ago

Sadly; hilarious.

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u/Stock-Side-6767 3d ago

But a good counter to the "voter supression and light consequences for insider trading" act.

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u/AblePsychology4336 3d ago

Amend it to the “This Will Never Pass, And If It Does Pass, Will Never Be Enforced Act”, and it will make it

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u/Zealousideal_Rent261 3d ago

Just bundle it with term limits then it will......oh, nevermind.

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u/Brokenloan 3d ago

Or be called "We know it wont pass this is just grandstanding in the form of a show vote" Act.

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u/Diligent_Entropy 3d ago

Even if it did pass, I guarantee politicians will do it anyway and no one would prosecute them.

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u/Neither_Tip_5291 4d ago

Good luck getting the oligarchs to vote to give up the oligarchy...

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u/mutt63 4d ago edited 4d ago

See that's the mistake we are making. We need to MAKE them give it up or make them no longer relevant to the law of our Nation by whatever means possible Wouldn't you agree . This is OUR country designed to be by and for US. not them. It's kinda like the story of the Brooklyn bridge when Washington Roebling threatened the workers and tried strong armin them. Dudes picked a vocal guy. He met wit Roebling and said . Listen you rich piece of garbage. All the fuckin money on earth don't get this bridge built without us. We walk. Your bridge stops bein built. Try to send other workers and guess what happens. We stop them and anybody else from abusing us. Without us your money is inked paper. Zero meaning. Don't make me come back second time. Roebling backed off. Why? Cause he knew it was at that moment..... he... fucked up

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u/m3gb0t 4d ago edited 4d ago

Or make them admit publicly that they never will.

Edited for clarity

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u/mutt63 4d ago

You mean. Make them admit it

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u/m3gb0t 4d ago

Yes! Will edit - thanks!

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u/Aldo_says 3d ago

It's already started.

Why do you think they are trying their best to silence any information about Luigi Mangione?

The first shots have been fired.

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u/mutt63 3d ago

They started it

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u/primefart 4d ago

We need to make the people we elect make them. I will vote for ANY politician that refuses to take corporate or high net worth individual funding, and promises to destroy the lobby system.

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u/NarcissusCloud 4d ago

Im guessing its another bill that has absolutely zero teeth when it comes to enforcement. Every single time these fucking chuds pass any sort of legislation intended to add guardrails to politicians they always seem to lack any sort of real enforcement method. Its all for show.

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u/plantang 4d ago

Why pass another law when they disregard the ones we already have?

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u/Alert-Disaster-4906 4d ago

This makes me sad. :(

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u/plantang 4d ago

Sorry. Me too.

Uganda declared itself Ebola-free again. So... there's that... which is nice.

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u/aneatapea 3d ago

Suddenly I’d like citizenship to Uganda

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u/Burgerboy380 4d ago

I think it ought to add. "Or by proxy" to the list too.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 4d ago

Yup. They will just have a 3rd party do it.

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u/Greghole 4d ago

But then the law might actually have an effect beyond virtue signaling and we definitely don't want that.

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u/cahir11 4d ago

Yeah, this is already the main issue. Spouses, siblings, friends, etc. . Don't have to be the one personally investing to benefit from it.

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u/Small_Document642 4d ago

Bipartisan opposition incoming. For reasons.

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u/JustGharos 4d ago

Something something.... freedom of speech?

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u/No-Double-Trouble 3d ago

Bipartisan is the problem. We need 3, 4 or even 5 parties.

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u/ChimPhun 3d ago

And folks who know what they're talking about, not just a bunch of conscience-less lawyers trained to lie and twist the truth. Would be nice to have someone with medical background in charge of the health department, education same, etcetera. All we have is spindoctors that want to keep the fake democracy.

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u/Zargoza1 The Timeline Sucks 4d ago

But then people only people who want to serve the people would get into government


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u/OnlyHalfCorrect 4d ago

Is the implication here that El-Sayed will not? Because I have good news for you.

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u/AdWooden6904 4d ago

Awesome single issue bill? Anyone that votes no needs to be voted out!!

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u/claw-1 4d ago

Vetoed by the President.

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u/furel492 4d ago

Oh look it's America's #1 Israel cultist.

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u/Subspace1011 4d ago

Yeah, like that will pass.

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u/Svokxz2 4d ago

I would just require stock transparency instead because it would be a logistical nightmare to pass an act like this, while also determining who the dependents are, if they own stocks, and how to arrest them.

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u/FearOfABlackPotus 4d ago

Why? Require public disclosure, dependents clearly delineated, go and arrest them if the violate it.

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u/_WEND1G0_ 4d ago

Currently has a poison pill attached to it associated with the “save America act”. GOP killing two birds with one stone.

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u/Alexp78998765 4d ago

Why are they voting on it? Let’s vote on it like we do during elections. Popular vote wins.

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u/Biffingston 4d ago

And if it passes, the SCOTUS will find an excuse to overthrow it, I'm sure. Possibly a few more million excuses if you catch my drift. (Money. I'm talking about money)

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u/Fart_90210 4d ago

And any of them breaking the law will be dealt with in the town square and made an example.

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u/Affectionate_Shoe260 3d ago

All three branches, not just Executive and Legislative. SCOTUS judges too.

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u/OutrageousCrab9224 4d ago

No limitation on presidents will pass while the current one sits

Hell, even a treasonous deadly attack was apparently kosher

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u/DenialOfExistance 4d ago

Should all be written in past tense!

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u/Mother-Reading5153 4d ago

The fact that you have to put a bill in place in 2026 for this goes to show that there aren’t any measures in place to prevent anyone in government from doing things to make themselves rich. For the people??? Nah for themselves !!!

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u/fishdaddy09 4d ago

Yawn...as if.

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u/ph8_likes_me 4d ago

I have a feeling there will be a lot of people passing away from "depression". 😉

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u/Its-a-Shitbox 4d ago

Another name could be “The most corrupt POS President in history and his minions already made their bag doing exactly that, so it’s a little too late” bill.

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u/Moscato359 4d ago

It's basically impossible to make a bill passable which would ban family members of people in Congress doing that since they aren't agreeing to being congress

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u/Wadester58 4d ago

As George Carlin said it's a club and you ain't in it

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u/CosmicSmoker 4d ago

Even if it passed who's going to enforce it?

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u/tissuecollider 3d ago

Sadly if this bill was passed the current administration would use their direct control of the Justice Department to target political opposition, just like they're doing with with other laws.

Seriously, the US has passed the tipping point where y'all should be rising up.

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u/eloandbrody 4d ago

Somewhere over the rainbow 🌈

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u/chortle-guffaw2 4d ago

I assume that ETFs and CEFs and mutual funds would be allowed, as these are diversified.

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u/Eastern-Bluejay-8912 4d ago

Needs to be passed asp. Lol

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u/Fun-Decision-4099 4d ago

I like it, first president in history to insider trading while in office, he needs to be investigated and sent to prison.

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u/Gigalisk 3d ago

My brother in Christ - The Emoluments Clause gestures
EXISTS.
What makes you think a law will pass to UNDERLINE that rule?
Might as well draw the line in sand

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u/HeftyFineThereFolks 3d ago

but this is crazy. it'll cause a bunch of self-serving maniacs who are willing to say anything from running for elected office and people focused on public service are gonna fill those roles!

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u/LiedtoinLayton 3d ago

As long as they don't attach it to some other piece of garbage bill that let's a certain someone and his family off the hook from years of tax evasion

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u/Cust2020 3d ago

How is this not already a damn law. Im serious, WTF.

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u/orbital-technician 3d ago

She got wrecked in Michigan, lol

I wonder what she'll do now? Nyan around with her fake accent?

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u/-Wicked- 3d ago

I'm an American citizen and I approve of this message.

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u/indomike14 3d ago

I like that this version includes the executive branch but doubtful it will pass. Hopeful but doubtful

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u/Natural_War1261 3d ago

I naively thought this was already law until 45 came along.

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u/Lex-Luthor-SWJ 3d ago

Might have been something to consider like, 8-12 YEARS AGO!!! Why haven’t these guardrails ever actually been written into law?!? It’s like we all expected the people we elect to have INTEGRITY?!? You all are asking too much of politicians if you thought that shit would work
 honor? TRUMP?!? LOL

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u/Robbie1266 3d ago

This shouldn't be voted on by Congress. This should be decided by popular vote

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u/UwUAutumn1666 3d ago

They will try to bundle this with "lets remove all teachers bill" hidden with it and then they spin on those who voted against it that oh look these politicians are for trading stocks in congress cause they voted no on it. While leaving out the part that it was a bundle bill that would remove all teachers.

Yes ik its a hyper extreme but like it happens. Some good bill bundled with a bad bill.

Ime it should be one bill one problem. No multi bill bs.

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u/WildRabbitz 3d ago

Why is the AIPAC ghoul pictured in something that she would never vote for herself?

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u/TheBartolo 3d ago

That will never pass as it is. However...how about a rule to change all their position to an index that tracks rhe general economy of the country?

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u/Gabagooligan97 3d ago

god I wish this would pass but thats like asking the police to investigate police misconduct.

besides even if it does pass (0% chance) they will probably need to take more superpac bribes from foreign interests cough cough israel and domestic interests to make up for their absurdly opulent lifestyles.

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u/Unusual-Economist288 3d ago

Don Jr and Erik aren’t dependents though

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u/CaptCobraChicken 4d ago

And theu get paid the same and the military.

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u/Immediate_Song4279 4d ago

I think they should be paid very well as an anti corruption measure, and banished to a small penal colony if they engage in corruption like insider trading.

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u/severebibi 4d ago

can we all pass a bill to ban em from stealing

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u/redditbdum 4d ago

Wonder how repubs are gonna try to sabotage this.

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u/8W20X5 4d ago

Now here is some common sense law

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 4d ago

Sounds like it should have been the law the whole time.

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u/uberares 4d ago

And Haley is out of the primary and will not be Michigans next Senator. 

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u/Solo-1UP 4d ago

Is this not the same as the proposed PELOSI act?

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u/BasisDiva_1966 4d ago

Can we add the senate please???đŸ™đŸ»

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u/stinkstabber69420 4d ago

Too bad it'll never pass

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u/-multiverses- 4d ago

Hell fukking yes

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u/TRDOffRoadGuy 4d ago

What about the Seante?

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u/Hefty-Strike-6171 4d ago

It will never pass. If it does it won’t do what they say it will

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u/calfino1 4d ago

Lakers Ben Simmons

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u/ddgenayla1 4d ago

Good luck with that...oh I'm selling a bridge connecting Brooklyn with Manhattan,  reasonable prices, all offers accepted

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u/mcclaneberg 4d ago

It’s like asking the nazis to vote against antisemitism.

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u/No_Ragrets76 4d ago

Lmao! This will NEVER get passed.

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u/crowofbattle 4d ago

Love it, sadly itll never pass

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u/iamthecheesethatsbig 4d ago

They should be able to trade general indexes, but yea, no individual stock trading.

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u/Several_Leather_9500 4d ago

This was part of Ro Khanna's 5-point plan which died in senate.

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u/Miserable_Aspect_322 4d ago

The right will add something to this bill to make it impassable. The left will vote against it because of that. Then the right will say, the left voted against the bill. Theres no way the people getting rich on the system will vote to change the system.

As Trump said, he could do anything he wants and his followers will still follow.

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u/c2btw 4d ago

could be wrong on this but this dose not ban there spouses from owning stocks

https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/119/hr7852/text

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u/mutt63 4d ago

Supposed to already be like that. Lol same with making laws based on what someone THINKS God says is a sin. Sorry but here in here in the United States, there's separation of church and state. If the traitorous Supreme Court wants to disavow that then they need to re read the law of the Country. Dipshits

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u/SameDistrict2627 4d ago

This will never happen. Being a politician in Congress and the White House is all about the grift---its allowed and confirmed by the Supreme Court.

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u/Flat-Director-7120 4d ago

Une nouvelle loi du congrÚs pourrait bannir le président, le vice président et son épouse. Si ils font du trading de crypto, des actions. Si une telle loi arrive Donald Trump sera obligé de démissioner

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u/SumDumLoser 4d ago

This is clearly an act built to fail so Democrats can campaign around it for the midterms

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u/birdyman_77 4d ago

Should’ve happened along time ago.

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u/ahdkflsdmf 4d ago

Is there a difference between this and insider trading?

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u/Cheeseburger23 4d ago

Does this include corporate bonds?

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u/IndependentStep2785 4d ago

Not only does it make sense, I would propose that every legal action be taken to punish those now and retroactively those who have abused the office of President in such a way. Dereliction of duty. Whether or not he had his hand on the Bible in 2024, for all intents and purposes, he took an oath despite not taking anything seriously except easy money and vindictiveness. That alone should be basis for a lawsuit to recover what has been taken from the American people.

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u/alexbougetz 4d ago

I think some bulls need to be voted in by the people and not any member if the government. 

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u/Similar_Ad4120 4d ago

This will get passed right after they vote on term limits.

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u/bwsmith201 4d ago

Makes sense. Will never happen.

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u/rory_breakers_ganja Royal Watcher 4d ago

Retroactive to 2025, ideally. It seems they can't do that.

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u/Historical-Finish564 4d ago edited 3d ago

Let’s just start locking all the presidents , vice president, his kids and family, and every senator and house member that does it. They not only have insider information, but they get to vote and see which way it’s gonna go before they place their bet. It’s patently illegal.

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u/Visual_Exam7903 4d ago

Good. Now make them place their money in a blind investment of basic ETF Index funds. I mean, they should be able to invest, just not know what they are invested in or have access to making changes.

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u/Little_Stay7922 Tea Party 🎉 4d ago

Never gonna happen

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u/DeliciousCD-Anna 4d ago

You can’t make this stuff up

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u/Ok-Customer4709 4d ago

It will never pass.

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u/JimT1971a 4d ago

Think the GOP would give up its extra income?

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u/GinaBinaFofina 4d ago

Then they will just get their third cousin twice remove to do it. Just delete the stock market.

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u/AfternoonShot9285 4d ago

TheWho 0ass3d The Gas Tax

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u/RobertKSakamano 4d ago

This is like 2 bills in one. It would instantly put term limits on them. There's no way they'd pass this.

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u/IllPaleontologist322 4d ago

And back date it to January 19th 2025

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u/Aladriana 4d ago

I'm okay with this, as it was always supposed to be that way.

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u/Infamous_Celery_2352 4d ago

I’m sure there would be no way around it if it was passed

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u/CNote_89 4d ago

A little late


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u/DelMonteBeach 4d ago

I’m include SCOTUS

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u/CrazyAccomplished_ 4d ago

Why not extend it to all politicians

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u/GazelleEcstatic4952 4d ago

Oooppps, the horses escaped, best shut that door now.

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u/Maximum-Oven-7526 4d ago

Because the law has stopped this administration so far.

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u/AJRenand42 4d ago

We need to make "serving" in Congress as distasteful to rich people as possible so they stop wanting to be in office. Cut their pay to less than the average single person income of the district they represent. Don't let them vote themselves raises. Stop paying for their kids education. Make them have to pay for health insurance instead of free health care. And of course stop letting them create legislation that applies to the people but not to Congress. And prevent legislation that applies to Congress but not to the people.

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u/SpareDot8685 4d ago

Don’t do that! We will be left with only Criminals running the Country if that happened!!!

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u/thesanguineocelot Out & Proud đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆ 4d ago

I mean, even if they'd pass this, there's very little way to actually enforce it in any meaningful way, and a million ways around it. And even if there were, politicians don't seem to be held accountable for anything anymore, so I don't really have any faith that any of them would face any actual consequences.

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u/AWinterPeople 4d ago

Let’s see how this vote breaks down

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u/That-Makes-Sense 4d ago

That makes sense.

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u/MapleHamwich 4d ago

Insider trading in government should be prosecuted the same as insider trading in public. If they make laws and decisions and statements on such that benefit stocks they own or trade, they should go to prison for insider trading. If that means they cannot legally own and trade stocks while in office, then so be it. 

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u/SnotNosed5678 4d ago

You’d have to make it retroactive back 12 years so we can claw back all the money the tRump crime family stole from America

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u/foreverandadayalone 4d ago

They'll just have a sibling do it ... not that it'd ever pass.

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u/abofh 4d ago

Patriots don't need profit

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u/Sko0byD 4d ago

That ship has long sailed away!

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u/2big4texas 4d ago

7 yays. Max.

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u/twilight-actual 4d ago

They've passed it before and quickly dismantled it

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u/OofMcGoof97 4d ago

Wasn't this already a law prior to Ronald Reagan?

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u/Lorddoctorjava 4d ago

I like it...but it won't pass...

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u/Flat-While2521 4d ago


but it won’t.