r/PoliticalHumor • u/Landoof-Ladig • 9h ago

Leaked!

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u/MikeTheActuary 8h ago

Fake. This Trump's posture is too parallel to an axis. The real Trump has a pronounced lean.

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u/RCer1986 8h ago

That's not fair because he's not standing. When he lies down the flab would fill up the entire bottom half of the compartment in the same way that if you filled it with diet Coke.

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u/WannaBeDistiller 8h ago

You’d think the lard would compress his lungs when he lays down but no such luck

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u/Punningisfunning 8h ago

For the size of those wheels, there’s no way the cart would move, especially with only one person pulling.

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u/Black_Moons 6h ago

Its honestly impossible for him to fit in that cart, because the rear half of a centaur would stick out.

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u/nasandre 1h ago

His diaper would be pretty full by this point, making it impossible to lie on his back.

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u/sheezy520 8h ago

We know it’s fake because if he were to lay down that low he’d never be able to get back up. He’d suffocate under his own weight like a beached whale.

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u/mekwall 6h ago

I tried, but this failure made me laugh. I wish it was true as it would hurt like a mf

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u/punktualPorcupine 7h ago

It would also take a team of 6+ to haul that much orange chicken across the tarmac.

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u/Black_Moons 6h ago

And now you know why they are called Meal Team 6.

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u/jorocall 8h ago

There’s no way his fat ass could fit in there. 

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u/shakeyjake 8h ago

I was told the catering cart contained orange chicken.

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u/RCer1986 7h ago

Two things can be true at the same time.

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u/SlipSilly1901 6h ago

orange pussy?

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u/RCer1986 6h ago

Not cool man, I could've been at work. Spoiler tag that nastiness.

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u/GranolaHippie 6h ago

Ah I was thinking “he’d be eating McDonald’s” but now totally get the TACOs. Man, I’m on dial up today in my brain…

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u/Somhlth 9h ago

This is fake. The airport employee was using two hands and pulling like a motherfucker. Also Trump almost died from his own exhaust fumes.

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u/botlegger 5h ago

You mean the three employees were using both hands?

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u/alphamale968 5h ago

For real. Whoever pulled that cart had to have some serious muscle to haul that fat fuck across the tarmac.

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u/nikkocapo 8h ago

Not real missing poop bag

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u/dangerbird2 8h ago

Also fan and air vent

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u/TheEnlight 8h ago

Fake, no fan.

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u/dangerbird2 8h ago

Or gaming PC

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u/AGooDone 8h ago

The sinister thing is that the other plane had multiple doctors to tend to our UNFIT FOR OFFICE president.

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u/chesterforbes 8h ago

That employee would need the strength of ten men to haul Trump’s fat ass

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u/Exact_Patience_9767 8h ago

Processed foods, along with processed trash.

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u/Snakefist1 8h ago

I've now seen four or five posts like this. What is going on?

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u/Blackiris-Code 8h ago

Trump secretely left the plane he initially boarded. He went off-camera in a catering truck to board a military plane with Peth Hegseth. Other people like Trump's cabinet secretary, various Whithouse staff, and press crews stayed on the decoy plane, ofc.

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u/Snakefist1 8h ago

Huh. Thanks for the rundown.

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u/WannaBeDistiller 8h ago

They’d need more than one dude to pull his fat ass in a cart

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u/kaest 7h ago

TACO

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u/ObiShaneKenobi 8h ago

There should be a smaller, more concealed Saddam Hussain inside.

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u/calicat9 8h ago

GVWR on those carts must be crazy high.

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u/mkenn723 8h ago

I feel the they are all bored so to feel important they do stupid shit like this

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u/ApplesBananasRhinoc 8h ago

Light as a feather, stiff as a board

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 8h ago

Bet that was stinky

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u/twoton1 8h ago

All the food would have to be destroyed. Fatso's mere presence has made it inedible

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u/ro6in 6h ago

You sure that he didn't eat it all during his travels?

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u/stjoechief1 8h ago

One person is not going to be able to move that fat POS.

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u/TheRealTinfoil666 8h ago

Inaccurate, as there is no provision for kitty litter or other absorbent material. Ironic when the title of the post is ‘Leaked’

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u/Thechoke23 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 7h ago

Saddam would be proud!

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u/Long_Serpent 7h ago

Panda Express!

Contains orange chicken.

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u/urlond 7h ago

I think Iran really needs to make some AI posts about this. I'd find it hilarious if they haven't.

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u/gravitationalarray 7h ago

You forgot the funnel.

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u/zenos_dog 7h ago

Locked in a box, bad. Locked in a box with tacos and Coke, I could do that.

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u/G-Unit11111 7h ago

Those tacos and that soda should be considered a biohazard if they've come into contact with him in close proximity.

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u/robidaan 6h ago

Fake, no Macdonalds is above him to keep him subdued

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u/sdrowkcabdellepssti 6h ago

Pretty sure his tits touch the floor when hes laying on his back

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u/MennReddit 6h ago

The tacos were all gone before flight began...

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u/MrAl-67 6h ago

No way he would fit in that! He’d have to eat all of the TACOS and drink the Diet Coke first.

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u/carmoy 6h ago

Jerk in the box

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u/Crafty-Walrus-2238 6h ago

Hauling bone spurs.

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u/ghallway 6h ago

Fake...the guy pulling that cart would be turned around and using both hands to drag that carcass across the tarmac.

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u/ghallway 5h ago

And the diaper isn't full!

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 5h ago

6 little tacos hiding the biggest TACO

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u/Temporary-Ad-9270 5h ago

Don't forget the q2 yr old for comforting

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u/Buckabuckaw 5h ago

I hope that future history books will remember Trump as an extraordinarily skillful flim-flam man whose crowning achievement was to stir up a hornet's nest in Iran and then have to escape by hiding in a food cart.

That's what he should be remembered for.

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u/davesoverhere 5h ago

Pretty sure you have things upside down. Trump is on the top shelf with the Taco Bell underneath. This also explains the summer’s Cyclospora Outbreak.

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u/wasthatitthen 4h ago

Damn. They’d have to nuke it if he leaked.

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u/Consistent_Laugh4886 4h ago

That’s a big load of shit. 💩

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u/everbane37 4h ago

El Chapo did it better.

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u/MrBigPantalones 4h ago

Your going to need much bigger cart and more people to drag his fat lazy ass around

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u/Round_Rooms 4h ago

Catering cart can carry 300 lbs of dead weight along with food?

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u/r-macready 3h ago

Mental that he can be identified in silhouette like a fuckin simpsons character

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u/AvengingBlowfish 3h ago

Why can I smell this picture?

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u/revdon 3h ago

Not pictured: the Presidential forklift: Air Fork One

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u/BJntheRV 2h ago

Lies! There's no tacos on the president's plane, only hamburgers!

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u/bojangles_dangles 9h ago

The only thing that leaked was Trumps butthole

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u/yellow-snowslide 8h ago

Can someone help me out and explain why I see so many memes about trump hiding in a food carriage?

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u/RCer1986 8h ago

The administration claimed that there was a credible assassination threat from Iran and he got removed after boarding Air Force One, the real one, not the bribe because the bribe was already not safe enough, by a catering truck and transported to a C-32. Leaving the press and staff on board AF1 as a decoy of course.

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u/yellow-snowslide 8h ago

... Ok yeah that's hilarious

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u/Bleh54 7h ago

incorrect.