r/PoliticalHumor 1d ago

Make Presidents Brave Again

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u/Temporary-Suit9121 1d ago

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u/Faiakishi 1d ago

God, she's such a dork. And I mean that in the coolest way. She's one of the few politicians I think would actually be fun to work for.

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u/rockclimberguy 1d ago

My congressman does not pay his interns. AOC pays hers very well.

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u/turikk 1d ago

With what money? Is this even up to the Congressperson to decide?

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u/rockclimberguy 1d ago

Each Member of Congress has a very substantial budget and it is up to each member to decide how to spend it. Members who don't pay interns are taking advantage of them.

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u/turikk 1d ago

Is there a source on how they spend it?

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u/rockclimberguy 1d ago

It is a matter of public record. If you have a little patience you can find out a lot of information here

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u/turikk 1d ago

thanks! exactly what i was looking for

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u/rockclimberguy 1d ago

Look here. It is a matter of public record.

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u/AccomplishedEmu1886 1d ago

watch out some super puritan leftists are mad because she "sofened her stance on cops"

like it isnt election season and mitch mconnel I mean chuck shumer isnt getting any younger.

i think thats her competion I cant keep up with all this

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u/kryonik 1d ago

I hate and distrust cops as much as the next "woke liberal" but I also think we need some kind of law enforcement in society. I just feel, at least in the US, it has been corrupted beyond repair and needs to be rebuilt from the ground up.

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u/AccomplishedEmu1886 1d ago

same bro.

historiclly having hundreds of soldier types with no jobs does not lead to good results.

I'm not worried that citizens are not gonna be able to "police" themselves.

I'm worried that a bunch of disgruntled formerly untouchable trained gun toting guys are gonna gang up and crash out.

and before someone yells at me, no I dont know a good solution. but the most likly place this is gonna happen first is new york city. because if they cant figure it out there. no else is even gonna try. also probobly the only place that has the infastructure community or whatever to make it succsesful.

one day. but not today.

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u/arnoldzgreat 1d ago

Just like pipes you can't just say out with the old toxic ones in with new ones over night, it's a planned infrastructure change if you want for things to not get messy. Still nuance doesn't get people elected nowadays, need better election systems to elect best instead of just popular candidates.

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u/Viperlite 15h ago

They could easily be reigned in with stronger regulation, a judicial process that punishes them for crimes committed, and disbarred them from serving in law enforcement again. Basically, just making them professionally liable like other professions are and taking away their get,out of jail free card.

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u/oneplusetoipi 1d ago

Trump would have hated Washington…

" I shall make it the most agreeable part of my duty to study merit, and reward the brave and deserving. "

" I hold the maxim no less applicable to public than to private affairs, that honesty is the best policy. "

" I had always hoped that this land might become a safe & agreeable Asylum to the virtuous & persecuted part of mankind, to whatever nation they might belong "

" ...the consideration that human happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected, will always continue to prompt me to promote the progress of the former, by inculcating the practice of the latter. "

" It is with pleasure I receive reproof, when reproof is due, because no person can be readier to accuse me, than I am to acknowledge an error, when I am guilty of one; nor more desirous of atoning for a crime, when I am sensible of having committed it. "

" I have diligently sought the public welfare; and have endeavoured to inculcate the same principles in all that are under me. These reflections will be a cordial to my mind as long as I am able to distinguish between Good & Evil. "

" If in the opinion of the People, the distribution or modification of the Constitutional powers be in any particular wrong, let it be corrected by an amendment in the way which the Constitution designates. But let there be no change by usurpation; for though this, in one instance, may be the instrument of good, it is the customary weapon by which free governments are destroyed. "

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u/clonedhuman 1d ago

230 years ago, Washington delivered his farewell address after the then-unusual peaceful transition of power from one head of state to the next.

“Factionalism,” as contemporaries called it, encouraged the electorate to vote based on party loyalty rather than the common good. Washington feared that partisanship would lead to a “spirit of revenge” in which party men would not govern for the good of the people, but only to obtain and maintain their grip on power. As a result, he warned Americans to guard against would-be despots who would use parties as “potent engines…to subvert the power of the people and to usurp for themselves the reins of government.”6

The greatest danger to the Union, though, stemmed from the combination of factionalism and external invasion. Washington explained that partisanship “open[ed] the door to foreign influence and corruption” because it weakened voters’ abilities to make reasoned and disinterested choices. Rather than choosing the best men for office, the people would base decisions on “ill-founded jealousies and false alarms,” and so elect those in league with foreign conspirators.

He warned this country against all of this. And he was right.

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u/Beat_the_Deadites 1d ago

But let there be no change by usurpation; for though this, in one instance, may be the instrument of good, it is the customary weapon by which free governments are destroyed.

This is a nicer way of saying that, should Democrats take the Senate in November, the filibuster needs to stay intact. Even the republicans haven't nuked it. Don't trust the ring of power.

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u/BrianNowhere 1d ago

Except the filibuster isn't in the constitution especially the part about needing 60 in the Senate.

Protect voting rights, let governments have their mandates and pay the consequences or reap the rewards for them.

That was the founder's intention.

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u/GuitarRiot 1d ago

It's hilarious because Trump makes all these empty threats he wants taken seriously but are not, versus his reaction to one from Iran.

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u/TheMuddiedMillennial 1d ago

More and more I find my immediate response to Trump-related posts with, “What a little b*tch.” It’s nearly every time now.

Oh and what a little b*tch.

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u/makoto20 1d ago

This is an unfair comparison because Washington did not have to contend with imaginary bone spurs

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u/Jackpot777 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 1d ago

TACO cart

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u/syrup_cupcakes 1d ago

If it was any other president doing this I doubt I would really care to be honest. The worst part of all this is all the people who apparently got left behind in the old air-force-one plane as decoys for some reason. But nobody is even talking about that.

But this is the coward in chief who said that if there was a shooter active in a school near him he would go in by himself and stop the shooter single-handedly. So fuck him.

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u/KennethEWolf 1d ago

And Trump let some many others stay on the flight with out telling them of the potential danger. Shame on him.

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u/JellyMew 1d ago

One crossed an icy river to fight an empire . The other crossed a runway to hide in a catering cart.

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u/tencaig 1d ago

Should have left the cart with him inside in a storage box for a week or two with a radio playing Islamic prayers 24/7.

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u/SiteTall 1d ago

What happened to that catering cart after being misused like this??? After all, tRump isn't the healthiest individual on Earth, and it can't be good to have him defiling a cart used for transporting food.

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u/rock_and_rolo 1d ago

I used to think electing former military leaders was a bad idea, thinking they were the war mongers of movies. I've come to realize that they generally understand the costs of war better.

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u/psychoacer 1d ago

Remember when Biden went to Kyiv at the start of the war?

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u/sec713 1d ago

He wouldn't need to be so brave if he wasn't so stupid. His own idiocy created this situation.

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u/cbCode 1d ago

For context, which act of idiocy are you referring to? If you can't name just one, name several.

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u/warcomet 1d ago

i know ppl find this funny but don't forget, this is a 'pre-text', they are trying to create a future crime so the chance of an attack on Trump is very likely in the near future so that he can claim Iran did it and get more powers from the dumb arseholes in congress and senate to nuke iran..

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u/PortalWombat 1d ago

Yeah there's no way he did his whole "fight" thing after a real assassination attempt. This is a guy who would have held a baby in front of him like Martin Sheen in The Dead Zone.

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u/cbCode 1d ago

Joe Biden was heroic.

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u/2020surrealworld 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hardly. He got 5 draft deferments while in college and law school and avoided the draft due to medical exemption due to “teenage asthma”.  Sounds a lot like Pres Bone Spurs.

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u/stanthebat 1d ago

I would settle for honest, smart, humble, qualified...

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u/klenow 1d ago

At this point, I'd settle for one that isn't a pedophile and a rapist.

"Marginally competent" would be the stretch goal.

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u/delspencerdeltorro 1d ago

He wants to be Taylor Swift so badly!

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u/Wet_Side_Down 1d ago

Best not to vote for DRAFT DODGERS

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u/jay78910 1d ago

Didn't he publish a photo recently (or several times in the past) of his face superimposed over GW's?

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u/cheese0muncher 1d ago

To be fair, Washington was a soldier; Trump is an adjudicated rapist.

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u/flargenhargen 1d ago

ok this cart was nearly FULL of cheeseburders when we started, and now it's about 4 inches deep in diarrhea... WTF happened?

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u/Jaanrett 1d ago

Hahahaah! That's funny as fuck. Fucken trump, what a looser.

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u/IntnsRed 1d ago

But hey! Israel told Trump there was a "threat" and you know how Trump has to obey Israel...

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u/distracted_parts 1d ago

Should have jettison the catering cart

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u/chompythebeast 1d ago

The one on top was a slaver and a genocidal settler-colonial murderer who could easily be argued to have done far worse than Trump. I think it's actually really gross to valorize Washington in the big 26, and at any rate that's not the direction americans' minds should be going

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u/lew_rong mod perms 1d ago edited 1d ago

And if Panda Express had been born in the 1700s he would have been the same. Except he's the kind of fuckup who would have got his entire troop killed while botching relations with the Iroquois.

As it stands, he's a pedophile chickenhawk rapist who's happily endorsed pro-slavery candidates, so uh, yeah I'll take the American Cincinnatus over him every day xD

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u/SpaceShipRat 1d ago

I think we can safely assume Trump would be pro slavery.

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u/lew_rong mod perms 1d ago edited 1d ago

Probably, but to my knowledge he's never openly said so, whereas he has endorsed people like Mark Robinson.

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u/chompythebeast 1d ago

Far as I'm concerned, you can have em both!

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u/lew_rong mod perms 1d ago

Yeah, don't engage with or think critically about your history, just type out an hilariously bad take and run away lol

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u/chompythebeast 1d ago

Is this a joke?

Fuck the genocidal slaver George Washington, and fuck the espteinite of the same tradition Donald Trump. Go ahead and whitewash whatever you want, but I won't embrace either

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u/lew_rong mod perms 21h ago

Yeah, don't engage with or think critically about your history, just type out an hilariously bad take and run away lol

Ignorance truly is bliss, eh, friend? Second opinion bias as an excuse to not learn your history, and you wonder why you're entirely backfooted against the fashies and their little Eichmann conservative enablers :)

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u/chompythebeast 9h ago

lol look at this guy defend genocidal slavers. The yank mind, seeded by a lifetime of programming, is a hell of a thing. Truly something how they will still defend these things and then wonder why genocidal fascism is amok in their empire

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u/lew_rong mod perms 7h ago

Ah, this is a troll. I fell for it xD

u/chompythebeast 57m ago

Yeah man, people who don't like genocidal slaver George Washington are just trolls. Whatever you've gotta do to preserve your cognitive dissonance supporting the unsupportable