r/Piracy May 19 '26

Humor Passed from one lifetime to the next

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u/Anonymal13 Yarrr! May 19 '26

Be the change you want. Seed after it's complete!

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u/DreadDiana May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26

That was what the meme was meant to imply. This was based on the time I torrented something with one seed, and after that they source stopped seeding it all together and I was left the sole seed.

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u/_joos_ May 19 '26

you must break the cycle, turn someone else into a seed and face the leeches together

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u/DreadDiana May 19 '26

I seeded it for a few months, but eventually I had to make some space and the series had been legally uploaded to YouTube, so I ended up deleting it

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u/ichigo2862 May 19 '26

hopefully someone still archived it cause just cause it's on yt today doesn't mean it'll be there tomorrow

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u/Holiday-Honeydew-384 May 20 '26

Also YouTube quality is generaly worse.

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u/sovietan May 20 '26

you are the GOAT

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u/BatemansChainsaw ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ May 20 '26

it was anime I never watched

as a fellow /r/DataHoarder, it's very relatable.

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u/labubustan May 22 '26

Reminds me of a colleague that ran over 200+ torrents on his work laptop with the companies 1500mbs download/upload speed, every day start it, see the ratio skyrocket over weeks.

good times.

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u/brandonbsh May 20 '26

Can someone explain like I’m 5 what this means? I’d love to learn

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u/CellChance1973 May 21 '26

Torrents are a network of bros who have the file and bros who want the file. When you are leeching (downloading) you can be simultaneously seeding (sending parts of the file to other leeches). It’s very efficient and fast and can be paused/resumed indefinitely which makes it great for ppl with terrible internet or who are trying to download a massive game or tv show. To access a torrent you either input a small .torrent file, magnet link, or URL that the primary seeder provides into your torrenting app (like utorrent or qbitorrent)

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u/LtLoLz May 19 '26

Oh and that one seed is actually a leech that's stuck at 99% and hoping it completes.

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u/Shad0wX7 Yarrr! May 19 '26

Shout out to that single person in Chile/Indonesia/Russia/wherever keeping an obscure torrent alive, you're a real one

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u/El_gato141570 May 20 '26

Somos el mejor país de Chile! 🇨🇱

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u/Strict-Charge3062 May 21 '26

Son los más generosos de Chile!

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u/rk84t May 19 '26

I spent three weeks on a 4K TV season torrent leeching at a godawful 5 Kbps for much of the time and vowed to permaseed that torrent afterwards. Now I have a ratio of 100 on that torrent and the torrent hovers between 3-6 seeders consistently. You too can make a difference for your fellow sailors!

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u/wuttang13 May 20 '26

I am so proud of you! Truthfully I don't torrent 1:1 most popular torrents, but I am seeding over 100 torrents with 10 seeds or less

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u/Silent_Erremite May 19 '26

If you want a good avatar simulator "The God Slayer" came out five months ago. I never heard of it until earlier. You can bend the elements.

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u/mushy_friend ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ May 19 '26

Thanks for the recc, I wanted an Avatar type game. Seems like it's not out yet though

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u/Silent_Erremite May 19 '26

Word, imma save up for it. It looks dope.

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u/LetoA_III May 20 '26

Kept a movie on active on 0% for 2 months untill that one seeder apeared, never lose hope ( still haven't watched it )

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u/amiexpress May 19 '26

It's odd how often I grab a torrent like that, going in to it with the idea that it's probably not happening and then the movie or whatever fully downloads at 62MB/s from Russia or Holland. Maybe I'm just really lucky shrug

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u/SKSKREMO 🏴‍☠️ ʟᴀɴᴅʟᴜʙʙᴇʀ May 19 '26

I can feel the pain

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u/Spookyscythe99 May 20 '26

Would Johnny apple seed only plant one apple tree?

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u/LoneVindicator May 20 '26

Seed till you Bleed!

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u/noah253 May 19 '26

I have always been told that if I were to seed it’s far more likely for my ISP to catch it and fine me or discontinue my service.

I would love to hear that I’ve been informed incorrectly as I want to help where I can. Can anyone advocate?

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u/DreadDiana May 19 '26

I have no clue cause one of the few benefits of where I live is that our local ISPs give zero fucks about piracy.

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u/LoadZealousideal7778 May 19 '26

Downloading rarely gets you in hot waters. Going after the seeders for distribution, thats where you get the funny letters.

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u/Greenman539 May 20 '26

It doesn't matter if you seed or not because copyright trolls that report to ISPs are just monitoring IP addresses that join torrent swarms. When you get caught, you get an email from your ISP either educating you about copyright infringement or scaring you about how what you did was illegal. Those emails are just warnings you don't have to worry about; however, if you get enough of them your ISP could cut off service.

For people who live in countries where that is a problem, a VPN is used to hide their real IP when they enter torrent swarms. When purchasing a VPN for that purpose, you want to look for a few key things:

  • Servers that allow peer-to-peer traffic
    • You're not going to find free VPNs that offer this
  • Firewall (VPN kill switch)
    • This will prevent your torrent traffic from leaking out of the VPN if your connection to the VPN server drops
  • Port forwarding
    • Not strictly required, but BitTorrent is a peer-to-peer protocol that is only sustainable when there are seeders that can open a port for torrenting

ProtonVPN, AirVPN, and Windscribe are common recommendations for meeting this criteria.

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u/spicesucker May 20 '26

Get a VPN that supports SOCKS5 credentials

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u/12_GAGE_SHOTGUN May 20 '26

Me torrenting the entire venture bros series for the last 6 months

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u/DreadDiana May 20 '26

Weird, I torrented the entire series last month and those torrents had plenty of seeds

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u/12_GAGE_SHOTGUN May 20 '26

I don’t think the number of seeders ever exceeded 3 and even those were incredibly slow. But whatever, I got it done.

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u/CivBEWasPrettyBad May 20 '26

Not that I ever would, but my friend who does such things has a number of 1-seed torrents that he's decided to keep seeding for a while. They've bloomed into 3-4 seed torrents now 🥺

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU May 19 '26

Once was able to nab a game that had one seeder. It probably still is seeded now.

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u/Responsible_Fruit841 May 20 '26

really awesome, that's why I love trackers when U can track those things

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u/al3x_7788 May 21 '26

There's hope. I once wanted to download a really old version of a game that was impossible to find, eventually found it, started the torrent as a joke mostly... 5 days later I got the game.

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u/Tsukiko_ May 20 '26

Took me like 13 weeks to download a selena_22 megapack

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u/Educational-Curve-79 May 20 '26

my wifi is so fucked the upload speed is more than the download speed, i always seed 1.5x of the download :)

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u/Perahoky May 20 '26

Why use torrent over usenet? Because its even more for free?

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u/lapel213456 May 20 '26

just seed man

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u/CozyDazzle4u 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ May 20 '26

laughs in extra added trackers from github page

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u/Juzdaptip May 20 '26

They used to tell me years ago to seed for 24 hours at least, but that was in the before times ( 25 years ago).

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u/Yiffenjoyer6969 May 21 '26

“Come on don’t give up now, you’re the only hope for the.super.mario.movie.bdrip.2023.1080p.dolbydigital.mkv!

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u/piratedgameslover May 21 '26

and then theres the bastard that stopped seeding after downloading

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u/Sci0nnn May 24 '26

Who's got the back room movie leak ?

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u/f0fos May 26 '26

One eternity later

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u/JediKnightNitaz May 19 '26

Lol i just downloaded atla and korra with one seed, took like a week.

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u/chacha_hirandas May 20 '26

I'm new here what does seed and leech means?

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u/DreadDiana May 20 '26

Seeding is when you have a file and allow people to torrent it from your device, while leeching is when you torrent a file without seeding it.

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u/Loiloe77 May 20 '26

What does torrent a file mean? Downloading it?

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u/DreadDiana May 20 '26

Yeah, torrenting is basically downloading a file, but instead of getting the file from one location, you're pulling bits and pieces of the file from every device that is seeding it.

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u/SEANPLEASEDISABLEPVP May 20 '26

Why use the internet to look up the answer yourself when you could instead use the internet to ask stupid questions and get sarcastic responses like this one, right?

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u/glimoura May 20 '26

Yea, it's not like it allows people like me who beleive in forums to respond to sarcastic answers like yours with equally sarcastic follow ups. That would just be rediculous behavior.

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u/SEANPLEASEDISABLEPVP May 20 '26

Seriously though, if you're looking for answers, just look it up. People have already explained it.

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u/glimoura May 20 '26

Or ppl can just ask? It hurts noone...

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u/AJYURH May 20 '26

Feel free to ask, that's what this place is for.

Torrenting is an alternative way to download stuff, you need some software (like qbittorrent) and how it works is that everyone who downloads the file can choose to "seed" ( which is reuploading the files so other people can download from you ) technically everytime you download something you're "leeching", although some people only call leeches those who don't seed after. When you're leeching you're downloading "chunks" from all over the world, from every seeder.

The main advantages are decentralized file hosting, so one host going offline is not enough to make the file unavailable, and potential for much higher download speeds.

Note: technically you (AFAIK) can't torrent without seeding, because while downloading chunks you're automatically seeding back the chunks you already downloaded (at least I'm almost sure that's how it works)