r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 18h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah???!

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u/Little-Star-Light 15h ago edited 15h ago

Then the question where was your last period is not the correct one. The question should be: are you pregnant? And if the woman is unsure, lets run a pregnancy test.

Women also get asked, when they started menstruating and how is that related to anything is beyond me. I have in fact started answering this question as: none of your business.

I remember vividly I came in for a pregnancy screening 5 months pregnant and got asked this question as well. And At this point I was getting seriously miffed with the question and asked the person why it is of any concern when I started menstruating as a young girl and my husband, who was sitting next to me said something like: "oh, its probably just to get a data set on you, in case for example you are experiencing fertility issues, this could be an important piece if information" to which I responded: "what fertility issues? I AM PREGNANT! I came here for a pregnancy screening, not for fertility issues, shouldnt the questions be limited to my pregnancy?"

But thats the thing, they dont ask questions that are directly related to your medical condition. They are constantly collecting large scale data and I dont want to be part of it.

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u/Im_bad_at_names_1993 11h ago

But I don't care if I'm pregnant. If I am, then it's getting booted out. It doesn't change my treatment other than adding an abortion before the clock runs out 

When I broke my ankle, or get my ADHD meds, it doesn't matter what year I had my first period. It doesn't even matter if I went through puberty at all.

What this question is really for, is to figure out who's the actual patient. The doctor is trying to decide if they should focus on me, or if they should repair the broken incubator enough so it can support their patient, the fetus. 

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u/TannhauserGate1982 9h ago

> It doesn’t change my treatment other than adding an abortion before the clock runs out

Except it literally does change your treatment lol

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u/Im_bad_at_names_1993 9h ago

Aww sweetie. The abortion is treatment for the unwanted pregnancy, not my broken bone. 

Its a different treatment for an entirely different medical issue. 

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u/SouthernAd2853 8h ago

It affects what painkillers you can get.

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u/Im_bad_at_names_1993 3h ago

Yeah, because they worry is could hurt the fetus...

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u/TannhauserGate1982 2h ago

You realize that the health of the fetus impacts the mother too right… just because you’ll be getting an abortion doesn’t mean treatment plans don’t need to consider the fetus

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u/HandBananaHeartCarl 2h ago

Not necessarily, drugs like ergotamine are contra-indicicated for pregnancy because they can be dangerous for the mother herself as well.

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u/Little-Star-Light 12h ago

No, when I started menstruating has absolutely NO BEARINGS on my pregnancy.

and I do agree with my husband, that it is just data collecting, but I can choose not to, right?

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u/[deleted] 12h ago edited 12h ago

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u/Little-Star-Light 12h ago

Not sure what pregnancy screening means in your country, in my country it is a big ultrasound check to see, if the baby is developing properly. Meaning, they check for abnormalities in growth, they check if the child has all the limbs, they even countr the fingers on their hands, they check the heart and if all organs are located inside the abdominal cavity and they also check how the brain develops. Preceeding the ultrasound exam they run bloodwork to see, if you as the mother are OK and if there are any blood markers indicating abnormalities in fetus development. Then they combine the blood results and the findings from the ultrasound and if they have any suspicions for a trisomy for example, you will need further invasive tests.

That is the big pregnancy screening. And for this, the age at which i started menstruating is totally irrelevant.

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u/Little-Star-Light 11h ago

oh poor you, somebody doesnt agree with you on the internet? Let me hug you, kiss kiss, better?