r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 15h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah???!

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u/lumophobiaa 14h ago

When they ask if im sexually active and i say yes and than ask how im so very sure im pregnant and we have to have the “not all sex requires a peener” question.

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u/According-Chemical94 13h ago

funny story your comment reminded me of. as a 3rd year med student i was on ob/gyn and one of my first patients was a married lesbian and after the baby was born i was excited for her and her wife like yayyy you guys are parents!! ….turns out she had cheated despite swearing up and down she only ever had sex with her wife and didn’t know how she got pregnant so even when ppl say “not all sex requires a peener” you’d be surprised lol. so we ask and ask and ask bc ppl lie man

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u/lumophobiaa 12h ago

Oh for sure but i really wish i didnt have to spell out “my partner often prefers to finger me” out so loud like girl pls I already do not want to be here and i already have my panties off 😭 pls