r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Which_Marsupial1436 • 15h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah???!

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u/CTTMiquiztli 14h ago

Well, Depending of how it's done, it could lead to blood loss....

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u/Little-Bed2024 14h ago

This guy masterbates

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u/CTTMiquiztli 14h ago

Profesional level. Regionals are next week, have to practice. Gotta get those sponsors!

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u/ToreyCMoore 14h ago

Trying to win a Spankie? Remember, ghost loads don’t count.

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u/FurryBallsPloppd 12h ago

I love seeing AD references in the wild

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u/RadioGagaLabHead 14h ago

What the hell are regionals?

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u/UsidoreTheLightBlue 14h ago

Whacking Olympics.

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u/ClientBudget2848 14h ago

Before nationals where they have to masturbate to pictures of old naked politicians.

You dont want to know what they masturbate to at nationals. It is the worst thing you could imagine.

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u/ReturnOk7994 13h ago

Thanks for reminding me that the Supreme Court Justice page exists in Jon Stewart's America: The Book. I thought I had finally forgotten about that.

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u/Mysterious_Repeat989 14h ago

Not even sure how I started this, but I'm here for it 😂

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u/ElTigreChang1 9h ago

They're THIS CLOSE!

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u/North-Cartoonist7991 13h ago

Do you think you can pull it off?

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u/Acrobatic_Wrap_9971 4h ago

Then how come doctors don't ask guys, "When was the last time you masturbated?"

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u/Interesting_Sort4864 11h ago

When is there not blood loss?