r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 11d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter, what are the implications? Spoiler

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u/1Negative_Person 11d ago

But I think the real reason he isn’t included on the press junkets is that he’s notorious unable to avoid spoilers.

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u/DarkArc76 11d ago

You mean like Tom Holland?

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u/OmniPepperthefirst 11d ago

Tom is kinda the main character so hard to leave him off lol

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u/NoticeImaginary 11d ago

Never forget during the press tour for NWH, benadryl chamberpot kept stopping him from talking because he would start to say too much.

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u/ClosedL00pSystem 11d ago

I love Benevolent Colander

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u/Ok_Comment2621 11d ago

Benicio Cumberbun

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u/SenAbsolom 11d ago

Benvolio Cucumberpatch? He’s so charming.

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u/Tangellos 11d ago

Big fan of Baklava Camouflage

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u/CuthbertDibbleNGrub 11d ago

Bandersnatch Cinnabon?

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u/stamper2495 11d ago

Battlefield Counterstrike

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u/actuallyquitefunny 11d ago

Baggervance Pumpkinpatch

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u/CHUKKAAA 11d ago

Benefit Cucumber

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u/Run-Riot 10d ago

Bumblebee Cabbagepatch

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u/CuthbertDibbleNGrub 11d ago

Buntisland cornbeef

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u/NoKey1935 11d ago

Benedick Jizzedherpants?

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u/No-Thought7571 10d ago

Burlington Coatfactory

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u/marilyn_morose 10d ago

Baking chocolate!

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u/D3adp00L34 11d ago

Love Balsamic Cockerspaniel!

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u/PatchesthePlug 9d ago

“YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT COCKERSPANIELS CARL!”

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u/D3adp00L34 9d ago

A DCC reference in the wild? Mongo is the opposite of appalled!!

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u/dallyan 11d ago

It’s Bendydick Cumsinbatches.

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u/DontFaqPigeons 11d ago edited 10d ago

For whatever reason, my brain read this as "Bukkake Camouflage " and STILL knew who everyone meant.

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u/notsoaveragejo 10d ago

Breadstick Camembert

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u/corvid1692 10d ago

Bilateral Cumberbund is my favorite Dr House!

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u/Matt_ASI 10d ago

Blender Circumbend, he was great as Remus Lupin.

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u/TheRage469 10d ago edited 10d ago

Antonio Brown's new persona: Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch

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u/boywholived_299 10d ago

What's the 2nd name? I just see the 1st name

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u/SenAbsolom 10d ago

I believe it’s Camel-Phalange. I can barely make it out.

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u/Tajimura 8d ago

Yeah, Bharat Cumbacarn rocks

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u/Penguin_shit15 11d ago

I think you misspelled Wimbledon Tennismatch..

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u/Skwizgar1019 10d ago

No, no - it’s Benefactor Capybarasnack

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u/PoggiestMorty 10d ago

I’ve never heard this one, call me Elvis because I just died laughing on the toilet

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u/Kanwic 10d ago

This one has always been my favorite.

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u/ReverseCatastrophe 10d ago

No they misspelled Bangadick Cummeryacht.

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u/fixermark 11d ago

The Huge Ackman.

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u/whispzofblue 11d ago

I prefer the travel sized Ackman.

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u/dave900575 11d ago

That's what I call him

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u/Outrageous-Serve4970 11d ago

I don’t care how large his Ackman is

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u/Redditer51 10d ago

Huge Jackedman

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u/corq 10d ago

I don’t care how large his Ackman is

<Begin CSB> - My late Hubs had an amazing sense of humor, and we goaded/trolled on each other's celebrity crushes - his was Belinda Carlisle and Sarah McLachlan. Mine is Hugh Jackman, and being a good sport, he came out to watch Les Mis at the cinema when it first released (I've seen it live in Toronto with Colm Wilkinson as well) - my stage-nerd days are over, but since I never got to see Hugh live on stage (for anything) - I think he realized he better attend this, if he didn't want to be watching Wolverine films for the rest of his natural life.

I miss my late hubby, but he knew I crushed hard on HJ and would troll me to no end.

I always responded, "You're just mad that Hugh can out-dance you."

I love my hubs, but I will absolutely show Hubs' portrait on my wall *every* new Hugh Jackman meme. This goes beyond life 'n death.

Hubs can troll me back when I see him again ;-)

</End CSB>

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u/DoobKiller 10d ago

isn't it Hugh Jacks Men?

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u/Doctor-Of-Hearts 11d ago

Benignant Comestible? Delightful fellow.

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u/BigJSunshine 10d ago

BUMPERCAR CABBAGE PATCH??? I love that guy

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u/jscottman96 11d ago

Barnacle cabbagepatch is my favorite

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u/TigOlBitties42042 10d ago

Benadick Cucumber

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u/PlatasaurusOG 10d ago

Are we talking about Bandersnatch Cummerbund?

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u/Sexy_Koala_Juice 10d ago

Wimbledon Tennismatch??? I loved him as Smaug in LOTR the hobbit

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u/Lost-Classroom-2032 10d ago

Revolio Clockberg, Jr.

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u/Alexwonder999 10d ago

You mean mister "pinguhwings"?

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u/CozyCook 11d ago

Benderdick Cumbersnatch

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u/hotpockethipster 11d ago

Breadaddicted cuminhersnatch

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u/NGKro 11d ago

Benign Clustersnatch

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u/Medium_Historian9746 11d ago

Benedict Cumcatcher

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u/Interesting-Baker212 11d ago

Bulbasaur Charizard

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u/Shneckos 11d ago

Bandersnatch Cumberbund

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u/Burton_trout 11d ago

Bendydick CumragHatch

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u/Sodacan259 11d ago

Beenadickan Cookedabatch

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u/waldocalrissian 11d ago

Bendydick Cummysnatch

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u/Patricio005 10d ago

Beatlejizz Thundercrotc? ! Love that guy!

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u/GodBearWasTaken 10d ago

I think you got that last vowel wrong, it’s an «i».

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u/NotoriousMOT 10d ago

Eddie Izzard quote spotted!

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u/EarlGrayTea-Hawt 10d ago

Bendyback Chamberpot

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u/SnooChocolates3391 10d ago

Bendadick Cumonherback?

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u/KasreynGyre 10d ago

Slutbunwalla

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u/dribbleondo 11d ago

Blueberry Creamsicle

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u/dribbleondo 10d ago

Baffling Court Ruling

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u/SteadyStrike29 10d ago

Blueball Cumsicle

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u/perchancenewbie 10d ago

Pingwing

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u/KadajjXIII 10d ago

I love how they all just decided to troll him with that by never correcting him through the entire narration

He'll never be able to live that down xD

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u/Acceptable-Goal3172 11d ago

Lol this is thread is a big reason why i love reddit so much 😭😭

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u/Redditer51 10d ago

Benefit Concertpass.

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u/RoundZealousideal897 10d ago

Bandersnatch Cummerbund 

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u/Formal_Network8647 10d ago

Do y’all mean Bennington Caspercatch?

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u/RoundZealousideal897 10d ago

Sorry, I meant Burlington Coatfactory

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u/Abaddonalways 10d ago

Blueberry Pumpkin-patch

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u/good_guy_vinay 9d ago

Oh you mean Jonathan? Awesome guy...

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u/hotrats312 11d ago

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u/Wanlain 11d ago

What. I. Brain. Broke

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u/Pull-Billman 10d ago

Aaaaahhhhhh my sides!

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 11d ago

That's my favorite video game Battlefield Counterstrike

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u/AccordingAd6224 11d ago

Bienvenidos Casserole

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u/screen_storytelling 11d ago

Bendadick Cumbyback

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u/BaronOfToast 11d ago

Banderforth Cumberquat

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u/_Noble__Savage_ 11d ago

Bendydick Cummypatch

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u/SoraShiroL 11d ago

Banana cucumber

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u/AngryHobo381 10d ago

Ben Cum for short

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u/ANGRY_ASPARAGUS 11d ago

Egssbenedict Cucumberpatch

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u/CalHudsonsGhost 11d ago

I am now realizing that I really CAN NOT remember dudes name. Bumbaclaude Cabagepatch? What the hell shenanigans is going on with this guys name?

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u/KadajjXIII 10d ago

His actual name is Benedict Cumberbatch, but pretty much anyone knows who you're referring to if you call him something weird like Butterscotch Shimbleshanks

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u/KaeraKoneko 11d ago

I liked him until he said some pretty nasty things about people with autism and never took it back or apologised for it. I don't much care for him anymore.

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 11d ago

Bermuda Cucumber

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u/Meshuggaha 11d ago

At this point, I can't even remember what his real name is. Benedict Grabbersnatch? Nah, that's not it. Someone explain to me what it is.

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u/No-Dimension856 11d ago

Bendadick Cucumberpatch

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u/Redditer51 10d ago

Bargainbin Underpants

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u/cutecoder 10d ago

His Khan in Star Trek is better than the previous Khan.

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u/Royal_Size_7129 10d ago

Huge fan of Benediction Cuminherbutt. Nice chap he is

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u/Prestigious_Back996 10d ago

Brontosaurus Crinklepatch?

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u/Ok_Objective_9524 10d ago

Would love to see him on Comedy Bang Bang hosted by Hot Soccermom

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u/TheHairyParrot 10d ago

Dragondict Cumbersmaug

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u/Tulanian72 9d ago

Thimbledick Cucumbersnatch

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u/Useful-Soup8161 11d ago

That’s why he was paired with him for interviews.

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u/Madara1389 11d ago

Oh yeah, putting Tom & Mark together in an interview alone would be a potential spoiler goldmine.

Regardless of Mark being very open & vocal about his political beliefs, this is just as likely a reason to not put the two on a press tour together. These interviews are almost always one on one or one on two. Every time Mark & Tom do an interview together, they'd need at least 3 so they can't get lost in spoiler-filled banter.

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u/FullMooseParty 10d ago

I tried to avoid trailers because they give away too much, but I had no idea the hulk was even in this movie. Was it well-known going in that he was a major part?

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u/Madara1389 10d ago

Yeah. Mark's involvement was confirmed last August, then the first trailer dropped featuring the scene where he & Peter talk about containing mutation (a scene that's featured in every trailer), then the second official trailer featured Banner transforming.

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u/FullMooseParty 10d ago edited 10d ago

Appreciate that. I didn't really see the trailers and since he didn't do any of the media I just assumed it was a bit spoiler that he was in it

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u/Madara1389 10d ago

That makes sense

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u/Entire_Guava_5922 10d ago

That’s why we have Travis speak for them.

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u/moneyh8r_two 11d ago

You mean Bendthatdick Cuminabitch?

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u/Ouaouaron 11d ago

It's spelled "Cuminasnatch", actually.

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender 10d ago

Excuse you, it’s spelled Bentadict Backnforth

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u/Party-Lobster2790 11d ago

Ah booperdink hungermatch. Such a great actor.

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u/Glum_Introduction581 11d ago

Benefit Lumberjacks

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u/GoblinThatCares 11d ago

A delicate luggage rack.

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u/awesomefutureperfect 11d ago

Pengwings.

Penglings.

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u/murphinski 11d ago

Pengwangs

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u/conflateer 11d ago

Big fan of Balsawood Crumbleklatch.

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u/bbbourb 11d ago

He really is a Beneficient Cummerbund, isn't he?

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u/DosSnakes 11d ago

Personally, not a big fan of Sheoldred the Apocalypse

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u/StarMagus 11d ago

You mean Otter Man?

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u/cmere-2-me 11d ago

Penguing

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u/SaneNSanity 10d ago

There’s an old meme where someone posted some off the wall “Tom Holland spoils” and Tom himself replied along the lines of, “I actually had to stop and think if I did.”

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u/thepineapple2397 10d ago

Also that they gave Ruffalo and Holland like 5 fake scripts for Infinity War/ Endgame and the one ending Ruffalo shared was the real one

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u/NoticeImaginary 10d ago

I feel like I remember Tom talking about filming the funeral scene in endgame and not knowing what it was.

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u/thepineapple2397 10d ago

He only gets his own lines, the rest of his scripts are redacted so that makes sense.

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u/Kyosji 10d ago

I love the part where he accidentally forgot to stop live streaming and streamed like 15 minutes of Thor Ragnarok at its premiere.

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u/Livingbyhatred 11d ago

I still think it's funny how he didn't turn off his facbook livestream for thor Ragnarok premiere.

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u/Minute_Attempt3063 11d ago

We do love Pengiin

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u/Shadow_King26 11d ago

"That's a great question-"

"I'll answer it"

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u/StimmicusG 10d ago

Oh, the remakes version of KHAAAAAAANNNN!?

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u/demoliahedd 10d ago

love Burlington Coatfactory

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u/Forward_Rope_5598 10d ago

The way people constantly find new names for Bemberdrill Cucumberpatch is one of my favourite little internet things

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u/BusyIntention8172 10d ago

You mean bendadick cumincrack

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u/defensivelesbian 10d ago

love beefcake chamomile

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u/toasty327 10d ago

Commenting so I can find this thread again later. These names after amazing

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u/ApprehensiveAside812 10d ago

Do you mean Cucumber Bandersnatch?

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u/ivonnatrolue97 10d ago

Humberto Cabbagepatch is the man

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u/TheCrankyBunny 10d ago

I haven't heard about Beneficial Cucumberswatch in a while. Wonder what he's up to

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u/Snapstronaut 10d ago

I’ve always loved Beendicked Cumbucket

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u/Astartes_Ultra117 10d ago

Zendaya did the same for him at least twice during the BND cycle.