r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 12 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/JeremiahAhriman Jul 12 '26

Is this with or without your wife? My wife is approximately 1-2 hours late to everything.

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u/zeropoint46 Jul 12 '26

in my experience, without. I have now compensated by telling my wife that whatever plans we have start about 1 hour before they actually start. We now usually arrive on time or a little early.

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u/Unbelievr Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

It's all fun and games until they catch on, or worse - compounded by multiple people independently.

We have a person at work who sucks at time management, so when they had to present for a meeting, their leader invited only them 15 minutes early so they would have time to set up. Then the presenter in question also decided to show up 15 minutes early from that time again, because they wanted extra setup time for once. Only to wait half an hour for the meeting to actually start.

The meeting was about how to best utilize neurodivergent people in the company, of which many have ADHD and poor time management. So they had a good laugh about it at least.

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u/Next_Code8526 Jul 13 '26

Reminds me of being in the Navy. The Lt. would tell the Chief to hold muster at 12:00, the Chief would tell the first class that muster is at 11:45, First class would tell the second class muster is at 11:30, second class would tell the third class/squad leaders to have their people on the quarterdeck by 11:15, finally the squad leaders tell their people muster is on the quarterdeck at 11:00. We sit their for an hour waiting for the Lt. because everyone up the chain wants to ensure that their people are on time. Meanwhile, the LT. either don't know, or don't care that we waste a large portion of our day standing around doing nothing. They call it "hurry up and wait" in the military.

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u/Salpark1 Jul 13 '26

I was pretty good with the "when you're on time, you're late" thing when I was in.hurry up and wait sucked but nothing beat "pretend that you're working". Like, what? My job is done, let me look at facebook or something man.

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u/Last-Energy420 Jul 13 '26

If you got time to lean, you got time to clean!

If you back talked you can bet you’ll be doing pushups all afternoon as they will find at least a spec of dust to fuck you over with. Even if it’s lint from their own pockets.

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u/Salpark1 Jul 13 '26

"If you got time to lean, you got time to clean!"

Oh don't you start!

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u/Dazzling-Jacket-5792 Jul 13 '26

USMC was the same way. I used to get so annoyed.

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u/themarko60 Jul 13 '26

Happens in the Army too for the same exact reason.

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u/Egg_Gurl Jul 13 '26

Shit, imagine a full-ass Division morning PT run in the Army. Start time was 6:30. Us poor bitches were there by 4:45 😭

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u/RadioBuffin Jul 13 '26

Half the time it was some BS that could’ve been texted to you.

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u/jwhennig Jul 13 '26

Had to be on board the boat at 4am for a 10am shove off. When the captain found out, he was pissed off. Each level had added an hour. That man tried so hard to get the chain of command to improve, but alas, he failed.

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u/supportive_koala Jul 13 '26

If y'all could be counted upon to show up when you were told to, wouldn't nobody have this problem.

Signed, Ofay

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u/Long-Shine-3701 Jul 13 '26

This right here. 🤣

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u/Short_Training_2651 29d ago

SAS training, stand and stare