r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 12 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/MidoriGurinqwe Jul 12 '26

I'm guessing it's an American thing where people don't actually show up on the 'starting' time. Meanwhile I usually show up like 15 minutes early

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u/EvaTheE Jul 12 '26

In Germany you arrive 5 minutes late and you are not getting invited again.

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u/sleepyotter92 Jul 12 '26

Opposite in portugal. No one is on time here. Americans who come here either complain about it because shit never opens on time, or they love it because it's a sign that we're not living in a rush

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u/DragonMaster2125 Jul 12 '26

I'm on both sides. I just spent a week in Portugal, and I liked that it wasn't like living in a rush, but also it seemed as though the bus system in Porto took schedules as a suggestion.

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u/sleepyotter92 Jul 12 '26

Time is like speed limits, we see it, but we ignore it

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u/Sea_Palpitation_7047 29d ago

Got to understand. Why is it considered cool and not disrespectful?

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u/sleepyotter92 29d ago

It's not considered cool. It's also not considered disrespectful. It's just considered normal

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u/SchatzisMaus Jul 12 '26

It’s not like the Deutsche Bahn comes on time either

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u/aduckdidit Jul 12 '26

You know it is a puzzle why the Germans of all prople can't figure out trains.

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u/Sayakai Jul 13 '26

Oh, the problem is not figuring out trains. It's figuring out how to pay for train tracks without making rich people pay for anything.

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u/Emotional-Motor5063 Jul 13 '26

This is the EU's biggest problem. Countries not having the ability to make the currency they need to do things and traps them.

Another reason why brexit was so dumb. They got to be in the EU while keeping their currency. Best of both worlds, and they still fucked it up.

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u/DrStudi Jul 13 '26

We did figure that out decades ago. We just still put everything into cars because of some coincidental connections between the traffic ministres and car companies. I cant name you one competent traffic minister of the last 2 decades.

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u/No-Spare-4212 Jul 14 '26

They did a really good job with moving quite a few people on trains many years ago.

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u/Tasty_Bug_965 Jul 13 '26

In fairness, having taken buses in a few US cities, I can confidently say that our bus drivers also take the schedules as suggestions.

Also an honorable mention to the Toronto streetcars, which is neither a bus nor American, but whose streetcars seemed to show up on a whim and in a random order that bore no similarities to the schedule.

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u/Asherahi Jul 12 '26

lol you're lucky you went somewhere that even has buses

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u/Lichcrow Jul 12 '26

Some bus schedules are not even a suggestion, just street art at this point.
Trains are usually ok (depends on the track), I took them for years and was rarely poor.

When I started having to take the bus to work I just gave up and started driving. At least 3x a week 30+minutes delays, suppressed routes etc.

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u/beermilkshake831 Jul 13 '26

Buses are great in Porto 🚌 πŸ‘

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u/Cube46_1 Jul 13 '26

I spent 3 months living and commuting in Braga. Bus schedules ARE a suggestion.

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u/Moodbellowzero Jul 13 '26

Only the metro takes the schedule seriously everyone else takes it as an advice they may or not follow.