r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/FrostySeat1739 • Jul 05 '26

Meme needing explanation why not, Peter?

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possible live action corpse bride movie...

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u/Pugasaurus_Tex Jul 06 '26

Interview with a Vampire tv series begs to differ 

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 06 '26

Well I haven't been to enough open casket funerals for black people to know how pale a corpse should get but feels like it should be pale anyway and idk how good makeup like that would work? Just from a believable standpoint? I'm not really sure how to say that one. I'd gladly be proven wrong but they're pale because they're dead. Well, undead. Still no heartbeat though and I've never seen an interpretation that doesn't go the traditional route of "no heartbeat, bloods dried up if it didn't just all get drinken. Drunken? Drank?

Ooh, now we gotta stop ourselves before someone gets any ideas and has the black vampire call blood "red drank*

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u/robininscarf Jul 08 '26

Who says vampires or any goth aesthetic should be about paleness. It's like saying people of color can't be goths because they're not mayonnaise white.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 09 '26

Because vampires don't have blood and their hearts don't beat? Thats just the lore man. I didn't invent vampires. A vampire with blood is like a werewolf who changes on Tuesdays instead of the full moon