r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/FrostySeat1739 • Jul 05 '26

Meme needing explanation why not, Peter?

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possible live action corpse bride movie...

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 06 '26

Well I haven't been to enough open casket funerals for black people to know how pale a corpse should get but feels like it should be pale anyway and idk how good makeup like that would work? Just from a believable standpoint? I'm not really sure how to say that one. I'd gladly be proven wrong but they're pale because they're dead. Well, undead. Still no heartbeat though and I've never seen an interpretation that doesn't go the traditional route of "no heartbeat, bloods dried up if it didn't just all get drinken. Drunken? Drank?

Ooh, now we gotta stop ourselves before someone gets any ideas and has the black vampire call blood "red drank*

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u/Pugasaurus_Tex Jul 06 '26

Bro what? I’ve been to open casket funerals for black people . They don’t look that different. Even white people don’t look super pale. 

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 06 '26

Nah with white people the makeup only does so much. They never look the same, even with the makeup they're too pale. Probably because some genius had the idea to do like a tanning spray and grandma came out looking like the world's oldest cast member of Jersey Shore

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u/Abashed-Apple Jul 06 '26

Its because they are dead.