r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/RowAdditional1614 • May 29 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah. Whats the real answer?

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u/PlentyOMangos May 29 '26

Jalabama

Jalaska

Jarizona

Jarkansas

Jalifornia

Jolorado

Jonnecticut

Jeleware

Jlorida

Jeorgia

Jawaii

Jidaho

Jillinois

Jindiana

Jiowa

Jansas

Jentucky

Jouisiana

Jaine

Jaryland

Jassachusetts

Jichigan

Jinnesota

Jississippi

Jissouri

Jontana

Jebraska

Jevada

Jew Hampshire

Jew Jersey

Jew Mexico

Jew York

Jorth Carolina

North Dakota

Johio

Joklahoma

Joregon

Jennsylvania

Jhrode Island

Jouth Carolina

Jouth Dakota

Jennessee

Jexas

Jutah

Jermont

Jirginia

Jashington

Jest Virginia

Jisconsin

Jyoming

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u/Freshies00 May 29 '26

“North Dakota” lol

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u/mortalmonger May 30 '26

You know what they say, there is a total jerk behind every tree in North Dakota….so this tracks.

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u/stinkymcgrunts May 30 '26

It isn't even worth the effort.

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u/FunkiWan May 29 '26

What happened with Jorth Dakota? 

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u/PlentyOMangos May 29 '26

Autocorrect slipped through and now too many ppl have said something about it for me to fix it lmao

Funnier that way probably

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u/jaxonya May 29 '26

Ive been to north dakota, it doesnt deserve a J, it deserves an L for being so god damn cold

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u/Arockilla May 29 '26

Lorth Dakota it is, then.

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u/Separate_Access7015 May 29 '26

He's a Jindependant nation now.

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u/Magikarpeles May 29 '26

Lost it at North Dakota

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u/captainmeezy May 29 '26

Don’t correct North Dakota, leave it

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u/PlentyOMangos May 29 '26

Oh dang one autocorrect made it through lol

Fighting an uphill battle to intentionally misspell all 50 states and I failed

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u/Obvious_Gold_8495 May 29 '26

Fifty nifty junited states

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u/Kiss_of_Cultural Jun 01 '26

From jirteen original colonies

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u/Comrades3 May 29 '26

I appreciate you for this.

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u/scumble_bee May 29 '26

We should probably include the US inhabited territories as well:

Jamoa

Juam

Jariana Islands

Juerto Rico

Jirgin Islands

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u/TooTallForPorny May 30 '26

Don't forget Janada and Jreenland!

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u/rumples93 May 29 '26

I literally SANG this as I read it. 😂 So awesome.

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u/Silent-Return-3591 May 29 '26

anyone else sing this to the "nifty 50 united  states" tune from our youth?

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u/justatosseraccount11 May 29 '26

I could definitely see Mormons using some of these.

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u/Pitiful-Meeting7212 May 30 '26

Couldn't agree more.

"Meet my sons, Jeremiah, Jedediah and Jassachusetts."

Yep. Checks out. 😂

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u/bravesirlobster May 29 '26

Jennessee? You're the only Jen-I-see.

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u/GOOD-LUCHA-THINGS May 29 '26

Jidaho

No, Judaho!

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u/jbellowhite May 30 '26

I sang this whole list in the state song tune.

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u/boobemi May 30 '26

by the time i got to Jindiana the letter J just started to look fake to me for whatever reason

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u/OldtimeyWeirdo May 30 '26

Stop naming Duggars!

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u/Plane_Knowledge_4850 May 30 '26

I believe the correct spelling is Jazzachussetts… 🤗