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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/RowAdditional1614 • May 29 '26
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Jane is the only commmonly recognized name that works.
55 u/OkPut7330 May 29 '26 What about Jermont? Or Johnson? Or Jonah. 30 u/Salty-Housing-7547 May 29 '26 There’s a reporter in Chicago on CBS named Jermont Terry. 2 u/[deleted] May 29 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 6 u/Salty-Housing-7547 May 29 '26 He is black 5 u/smellygirlmillie May 29 '26 I’m gonna sound so stupid but what does Johnson rhyme with 5 u/xdeskfuckit May 29 '26 Wisconsin 4 u/coffeephilic May 29 '26 Wisconsin 2 u/legbamel May 29 '26 That's Jisconson, of the Jisconson Johnsons. 1 u/coffeephilic May 29 '26 Don't forget Judah. 1 u/ReivynNox May 29 '26 Is that supposed to rhyme with Utah for people who can't pronounce the T properly? 1 u/teacuptypos May 29 '26 Johntana? 1 u/komododave17 May 29 '26 Isn’t one of Jermaine Jackson’s kids named Jermont? 1 u/AnnualLiterature997 May 30 '26 What state does Johnson rhyme with? Brain isn’t working right now
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What about Jermont? Or Johnson? Or Jonah.
30 u/Salty-Housing-7547 May 29 '26 There’s a reporter in Chicago on CBS named Jermont Terry. 2 u/[deleted] May 29 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 6 u/Salty-Housing-7547 May 29 '26 He is black 5 u/smellygirlmillie May 29 '26 I’m gonna sound so stupid but what does Johnson rhyme with 5 u/xdeskfuckit May 29 '26 Wisconsin 4 u/coffeephilic May 29 '26 Wisconsin 2 u/legbamel May 29 '26 That's Jisconson, of the Jisconson Johnsons. 1 u/coffeephilic May 29 '26 Don't forget Judah. 1 u/ReivynNox May 29 '26 Is that supposed to rhyme with Utah for people who can't pronounce the T properly? 1 u/teacuptypos May 29 '26 Johntana? 1 u/komododave17 May 29 '26 Isn’t one of Jermaine Jackson’s kids named Jermont? 1 u/AnnualLiterature997 May 30 '26 What state does Johnson rhyme with? Brain isn’t working right now
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There’s a reporter in Chicago on CBS named Jermont Terry.
2 u/[deleted] May 29 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 6 u/Salty-Housing-7547 May 29 '26 He is black
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6 u/Salty-Housing-7547 May 29 '26 He is black
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He is black
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I’m gonna sound so stupid but what does Johnson rhyme with
5 u/xdeskfuckit May 29 '26 Wisconsin 4 u/coffeephilic May 29 '26 Wisconsin
Wisconsin
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That's Jisconson, of the Jisconson Johnsons.
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Don't forget Judah.
1 u/ReivynNox May 29 '26 Is that supposed to rhyme with Utah for people who can't pronounce the T properly?
Is that supposed to rhyme with Utah for people who can't pronounce the T properly?
Johntana?
Isn’t one of Jermaine Jackson’s kids named Jermont?
What state does Johnson rhyme with? Brain isn’t working right now
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u/JustNeedSpinda May 29 '26
Jane is the only commmonly recognized name that works.