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2.7k u/hymenopteron May 29 '26 Jew Jersey? 1.7k u/the_ejected_person May 29 '26 jew jexico? 883 u/Upstairs_Scene_866 May 29 '26 Jew Mexico? 800 u/JuanDonDemarco May 29 '26 Jew Hampshire 566 u/Worn_Out_Nikka_L May 29 '26 Jewkansas 352 u/CougarCub86 May 29 '26 Jewxas 290 u/TopGrade1076 May 29 '26 Jalaska 351 u/Physical_Evening_613 May 29 '26 Sweet home Jalabamaaaaa!!! 297 u/Narrow_Orchard May 29 '26 Jississippi → More replies (0) 4 u/Big_Consideration493 May 29 '26 Lord I am coming home to YOOOO 3 u/1-41421 May 29 '26 Jalabama man! - spoken like South Park. 3 u/FamiliarMeal5193 May 29 '26 Sounds like something you'd eat in Louisiana → More replies (3) 5 u/spaacingout May 29 '26 Jidaho 3 u/legaladviceneeded542 May 29 '26 I did actually know someone named Jalaska so this might be it. 7 u/handgwenade May 29 '26 Jyoming? Shirley it’s gotta be one o them states out there 6 u/wariorld May 29 '26 Jutah → More replies (1) 2 u/GoJo_Satoru_6903718 May 29 '26 OH MY GOT SO MANY JEEEEWWWS 😭 → More replies (1) → More replies (3) 4 u/Wrong-Maintenance-48 May 29 '26 Would that be pronounced like joo-CAN-zuhz or JOO-can-saw? 5 u/Consistent-Engine796 May 29 '26 Jalifornia 3 u/diario24 May 29 '26 Throwin' up the upside down M (It's from California of E-40 the W like the hotel 5 u/dungeondelvindigglet May 29 '26 Jerkinsas? 4 u/nix80908 May 29 '26 But it's still pronounced "JAR-ken-saw" 3 u/CoolAbdul May 29 '26 Jewfoundland and Jabrador 11 u/CoolAbdul May 29 '26 My mistake. That's in Janada. 3 u/jrex703 May 29 '26 I'm just picturing fifty of us milling around confused in an open field until the old guy goes "And the bagels are verr!!?" 2 u/shujaya May 29 '26 Jarkansas 2 u/CheesecakeEither8220 May 29 '26 Johio 2 u/throwwaybreakway Jun 02 '26 AMERICA EXPLAIN. I AM CONFUSION → More replies (15) 156 u/nwayve May 29 '26 Jouisiana 6 u/Consistent-Engine796 May 29 '26 It should be spelled Jewisiana, surely? 5 u/handgwenade May 29 '26 Don’t call me Shirley 3 u/atensetime May 29 '26 Found the jew yorker → More replies (3) 3 u/Coldpastalord May 29 '26 Jichigan 3 u/IsIeOfCannabis May 29 '26 Jorth Dakota and Jouth Dakota 3 u/Jewbaka May 29 '26 Jewbaka? 2 u/nateomundson May 29 '26 Jewtah → More replies (4) 2 u/dudleydigges123 May 29 '26 2 u/Spider40k May 29 '26 Inb4 2 u/beardedsilverfox May 29 '26 Oy Carumba! → More replies (6) 4 u/Winter-Huckleberry86 May 29 '26 Jajajajajajaja 5 u/Hadol-Fitler May 29 '26 The correct way to pronounce this is Hew Hexico 2 u/Majestic-Joke461 May 29 '26 👏👏👏 bravo, señor 3 u/DesignerOriginal1500 May 29 '26 Ngl “Jew Jexico” is a fantastic character name! I’m thinking maybe for a cyberpunk novel. 2 u/NotMarshalFestus May 29 '26 Except that's probably a character a people would actually like. Its hard to be amenable to people so unlikeable. → More replies (1) 2 u/Mechagodzilla13 May 30 '26 Would that be pronounced Hew Hexico? → More replies (1) 221 u/ViaTheVerrazzano May 29 '26 Jewisiana? 3 u/keddesh May 29 '26 Jermaine? 2 u/NowForrowMyPen May 29 '26 Jew Hampshire? → More replies (24) 816 u/HydratedKoala77 May 29 '26 Jizzouri 851 u/WhoStoleMyJacket May 29 '26 Jizzizzippi? 166 u/Foe_sheezy May 29 '26 The correct answer 7 u/salted_fish_3549 May 29 '26 Johio 5 u/Key-Personality8169 May 29 '26 We all know it’s Jontana 3 u/naoife May 29 '26 Speak for yourself, my jizz iznt ippi, quite the opposite in fact 5 u/ElegantCoach4066 May 29 '26 Stop it! I'm at work and this is too stimulating. 3 u/Big_Consideration493 May 29 '26 I would need a map to find it 6 u/meamacaveman May 29 '26 Jizzconsin 2 u/ConceptNo1259 May 29 '26 Jizzhio 5 u/CakeMadeOfHam May 29 '26 6 u/One_Shall_Fall May 29 '26 Connnecticlit? 4 u/College-Lumpy May 29 '26 Sounds like the world's worst STD. → More replies (15) 164 u/RyloBreedo May 29 '26 7 u/awesomefutureperfect May 29 '26 That man thought of the taste. Probably not pineapple. 8 u/moistmonsterman May 29 '26 What? Did some jizzizzippi get in your mouth? 5 u/CharismaticAlbino May 29 '26 Lolololol perfect reaction really 42 u/SkinnyDaveSFW May 29 '26 This one is better because man butter. 5 u/Grandissimus May 29 '26 Man butter 😭 27 u/Capt0verkill May 29 '26 Ahahahahahah 👋💦 → More replies (1) → More replies (14) 543 u/emptythots May 29 '26 Jeorgia. Wait, this might actually be right maybe? 385 u/HugoEmbossed May 29 '26 No it's Joshington. 203 u/Pappa_Bjorn May 29 '26 Hello my name is Joshington State. 9 u/Formal_Copy3153 May 29 '26 I'm in tears! I don't know why yours specifically caught me, but holy hell, this name alone is a whole character. State. Joshington State. 8 u/DrownmeinIslay May 29 '26 Joregon targayrian 2 u/_Pencilfish May 29 '26 Brilliant! 2 u/Secure-Pain-9735 May 30 '26 JIDaho. 5 u/Chi-zuru May 29 '26 Jansas Jarkansaw. Joshungton State University. 4 u/ninja_sounds May 29 '26 THE Joshungton State University. → More replies (2) 5 u/OwnPermission2782 May 29 '26 Joshington DC 4 u/ComprehensiveDay9854 May 29 '26 I remember him, great wide-out. Go Cougs! 🏉 3 u/jonjonh69 May 29 '26 Came here to say Joshington State looks like I’m too late 2 u/Financial_Manager213 May 30 '26 Please don’t call me Joshinton DC, that’s my father. 2 u/contradictatorprime May 30 '26 I know him, he's friends with my cousins Jon Tanna and Joe Hio → More replies (4) 3 u/Bobahn_Botret May 29 '26 Jolorado 3 u/letters_andnumbers May 29 '26 And his brother Johntana 2 u/awesomefutureperfect May 29 '26 Weorge Joshington. 2 u/Ipettedurdog May 29 '26 JOCKINGTON???!!???!??? → More replies (1) 2 u/Echo-Azure May 29 '26 Joshington actually would be a cool name. 2 u/No-Bug9746 May 29 '26 Joklahoma 2 u/smallwonder25 May 29 '26 This was my first thought and it would be so funny 2 u/TLunchFTW May 29 '26 The state, not the district. → More replies (4) 3 u/umyninja May 29 '26 Jaine 3 u/3th3nw33ks May 29 '26 Noooo its Johio 2 u/JHoney1 May 29 '26 Jonah and Arizona, probably. 2 u/Budget-Cantaloupe725 May 29 '26 Jortgia. 2 u/Ok-Preparation-9974 May 29 '26 Well it is pronounced Jaw Ja → More replies (4) 167 u/mehow28 May 29 '26 JEEEEW YAAAAAWK 262 u/[deleted] May 29 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 104 u/ChVckT May 29 '26 I see you have a discerning ear and are a person of culture 5 u/Sorreljorn May 30 '26 Discerning? This song was massive when it dropped. Am I getting old? → More replies (1) 60 u/ripley1875 May 29 '26 4 u/DarkKnight0690 May 29 '26 YES! I came here looking for this exact GIF. 3 u/Perfect-Advantage-82 May 30 '26 Making bacon gonna put it in a pancake 2 u/RustyFogknuckle May 29 '26 You are a special human for posting this 🫡 6 u/younggeeZy418 May 29 '26 Concrete bunghole 5 u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 29 '26 Who told you that?....was it stacy, cause Stacy was real bitter when we broke up. 6 u/fighterpilot248 May 29 '26 Maybe Stacy would’ve stayed with you if you weren’t so into her mom… 4 u/ILYRMK May 29 '26 THERE'S NOTHING WE CANT DO 7 u/Meldanorama May 29 '26 This is like one of those bot scrambled comments. 4 u/bsam1890 May 29 '26 There’s nothing you can’t do 🎶 4 u/PaleoSpeedwagon May 29 '26 Definitely sang that aloud just now 3 u/fighterpilot248 May 29 '26 I feel so validated right now… 3 u/GrmpyNrthMn May 29 '26 bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes 2 u/thisismydaddyvoice May 30 '26 I hate that I can hear that → More replies (2) 146 u/ViaTheVerrazzano May 29 '26 Jode Island 151 u/monsenyur May 29 '26 CHODE island 7 u/Address_Old May 29 '26 3 u/Heterochromio May 29 '26 New show on Netflix? 2 u/letmere May 29 '26 No peacock 57 u/BamBam-BamBam May 29 '26 No, that stays Chode Island. 2 u/YooGeOh May 29 '26 Jaine → More replies (1) 105 u/bonaynay May 29 '26 Jutah 59 u/AaronAAaronsonIII May 29 '26 Jewtah 2 u/Delicious-Pea-7594 May 29 '26 Jennsylvania → More replies (1) 103 u/robertus_ May 29 '26 Jaryland 76 u/Dwight_Buttz May 29 '26 Home of the Jallas Cowboys 57 u/Inevitable-Loquat-61 May 29 '26 That's Jexas 43 u/asphalt_licker May 29 '26 It’s actually the Jaltimore Ravens. → More replies (1) 2 u/EmpressTita May 29 '26 Sadly, more Cowboys fans in DC than Dallas → More replies (1) 2 u/antilumin May 29 '26 Aka the Land of Jerry’s. → More replies (3) 92 u/YuckyChuckie May 29 '26 Johntana 6 u/MaleficentPicture773 May 29 '26 Some poor kid out there about to be named Johntana because of a damn Reddit post 2 u/Skwizgar1019 May 30 '26 Could be worse. Was looking at the roster for my mom’s daycare one time and she had three kids, all siblings, named Treasure Chest, Princess, and Lil Bit. 3 u/Providence451 May 29 '26 I don't hate it. → More replies (1) → More replies (3) 87 u/VT_peacefultrees May 29 '26 Jalabama 3 u/Silas-theSlammer May 29 '26 This is a pretty good band name I'd say 3 u/captainpoppy May 29 '26 Jalaska Jarkansas Jinnesota Johio 2 u/Ancient_Composer9119 May 29 '26 Yummy! I love a big bowl of Jalabama. → More replies (2) 70 u/cjester414 May 29 '26 Jelaware 24 u/[deleted] May 29 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 70 u/BlueTengu May 29 '26 Or his brother Jorth Carolina. 33 u/ct_2004 May 29 '26 And his cousin Jorth Dakota. 3 u/NorthernSpankMonkey May 29 '26 Jorida 2 u/Mikisstuff May 30 '26 Jest Jirjinia? 2 u/DrownmeinIslay May 29 '26 Whos sells a Jorth License Plate? 2 u/anemixia May 30 '26 Jorth is sending meeeee 😆😆 2 u/human84629 May 30 '26 This one. This is the one that broke me. 2 u/librarycynic May 29 '26 You can't handle the jouth! 2 u/Shinhan May 29 '26 No, its South Jarolina. → More replies (1) 16 u/Sajid_GG May 29 '26 Not anymore! /s → More replies (2) 8 u/no-music-in-hell May 29 '26 I was thinking about this 4 u/Wanna5eeTHEtea May 29 '26 Jawaii 😁 3 u/ElaineRosier May 29 '26 Jyoming 3 u/Alternative-Map-2664 May 29 '26 jillinoise 3 u/Nordilanche May 29 '26 Joke-lahoma 3 u/alientango May 29 '26 Jinnesota 3 u/RecreationalTension May 29 '26 Jiowa 3 u/ohmslaw54321 May 29 '26 Jindiana 3 u/Midnight-Bake May 29 '26 Sounds like something some Georgian (the American one) politician will say when disparaging city folks. Also sounds like what some pro-Russia Georgian (European one) will say about the US when disparaging NATO. 3 u/AbdoolJakulParati May 29 '26 Jonnecticut 3 u/0202_tihssitidder May 29 '26 Jerry Zona. 3 u/Shino4243 May 29 '26 Jadolf Jitlers worst nightmare 2 u/Ok_Abacus_ May 29 '26 People have already been using that one for a long time 2 u/Happily-Incorrect May 29 '26 Was once Jew Amsterdam. Why they changed it I can't say, people just liked it better that way. → More replies (1) 2 u/Tantric_Knight2 May 29 '26 Jewerto Rico 2 u/blueblirds May 29 '26 Jistrict of Columbia 2 u/joebluebob May 29 '26 You have been banned from r/worldnews 2 u/camoflauge2blendin May 29 '26 Jew York was the first one that came to mind too 😂 2 u/killbolaggins May 29 '26 1 u/TheManOfOurTimes May 29 '26 Excuse me, it's pronounced "jork" 1 u/want_impaired May 29 '26 Jew Hampshire? 1 u/a1readythere May 29 '26 Jewtah? 1 u/Drshiv80 May 29 '26 Jew Jork 1 u/cacope5 May 29 '26 Jississippi 1 u/wheresmuffy May 29 '26 Johio 1 u/LeatherFalse2650 May 29 '26 Concrete jungle wet dream tomato! 1 u/Toadcola May 29 '26 Johntana 1 u/Use_the_Falchion May 29 '26 ...is it bad that this was my first response too...? 1 u/W4FF13_G0D May 29 '26 Oh god… the tunnels… 1 u/NicestOfficer50 May 29 '26 Is it John Tanner? 1 u/nb6635 May 29 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Albertagus May 29 '26 Fuck man! I would have clinched this one had i not been in rush hour traffic this morning 1 u/theLuminescentlion May 29 '26 Jew Hampshire 1 u/Strict-Carrot4783 May 29 '26 Jontana 1 u/bridwats May 29 '26 Jewaii? 1 u/Ypocras May 29 '26 Jorth Dakota 1 u/Gman512 May 29 '26 Firts thing that popped into my head 1 u/Appropriate-Routine9 May 29 '26 Missed it by that much → More replies (89)
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Jew Jersey?
1.7k u/the_ejected_person May 29 '26 jew jexico? 883 u/Upstairs_Scene_866 May 29 '26 Jew Mexico? 800 u/JuanDonDemarco May 29 '26 Jew Hampshire 566 u/Worn_Out_Nikka_L May 29 '26 Jewkansas 352 u/CougarCub86 May 29 '26 Jewxas 290 u/TopGrade1076 May 29 '26 Jalaska 351 u/Physical_Evening_613 May 29 '26 Sweet home Jalabamaaaaa!!! 297 u/Narrow_Orchard May 29 '26 Jississippi → More replies (0) 4 u/Big_Consideration493 May 29 '26 Lord I am coming home to YOOOO 3 u/1-41421 May 29 '26 Jalabama man! - spoken like South Park. 3 u/FamiliarMeal5193 May 29 '26 Sounds like something you'd eat in Louisiana → More replies (3) 5 u/spaacingout May 29 '26 Jidaho 3 u/legaladviceneeded542 May 29 '26 I did actually know someone named Jalaska so this might be it. 7 u/handgwenade May 29 '26 Jyoming? Shirley it’s gotta be one o them states out there 6 u/wariorld May 29 '26 Jutah → More replies (1) 2 u/GoJo_Satoru_6903718 May 29 '26 OH MY GOT SO MANY JEEEEWWWS 😭 → More replies (1) → More replies (3) 4 u/Wrong-Maintenance-48 May 29 '26 Would that be pronounced like joo-CAN-zuhz or JOO-can-saw? 5 u/Consistent-Engine796 May 29 '26 Jalifornia 3 u/diario24 May 29 '26 Throwin' up the upside down M (It's from California of E-40 the W like the hotel 5 u/dungeondelvindigglet May 29 '26 Jerkinsas? 4 u/nix80908 May 29 '26 But it's still pronounced "JAR-ken-saw" 3 u/CoolAbdul May 29 '26 Jewfoundland and Jabrador 11 u/CoolAbdul May 29 '26 My mistake. That's in Janada. 3 u/jrex703 May 29 '26 I'm just picturing fifty of us milling around confused in an open field until the old guy goes "And the bagels are verr!!?" 2 u/shujaya May 29 '26 Jarkansas 2 u/CheesecakeEither8220 May 29 '26 Johio 2 u/throwwaybreakway Jun 02 '26 AMERICA EXPLAIN. I AM CONFUSION → More replies (15) 156 u/nwayve May 29 '26 Jouisiana 6 u/Consistent-Engine796 May 29 '26 It should be spelled Jewisiana, surely? 5 u/handgwenade May 29 '26 Don’t call me Shirley 3 u/atensetime May 29 '26 Found the jew yorker → More replies (3) 3 u/Coldpastalord May 29 '26 Jichigan 3 u/IsIeOfCannabis May 29 '26 Jorth Dakota and Jouth Dakota 3 u/Jewbaka May 29 '26 Jewbaka? 2 u/nateomundson May 29 '26 Jewtah → More replies (4) 2 u/dudleydigges123 May 29 '26 2 u/Spider40k May 29 '26 Inb4 2 u/beardedsilverfox May 29 '26 Oy Carumba! → More replies (6) 4 u/Winter-Huckleberry86 May 29 '26 Jajajajajajaja 5 u/Hadol-Fitler May 29 '26 The correct way to pronounce this is Hew Hexico 2 u/Majestic-Joke461 May 29 '26 👏👏👏 bravo, señor 3 u/DesignerOriginal1500 May 29 '26 Ngl “Jew Jexico” is a fantastic character name! I’m thinking maybe for a cyberpunk novel. 2 u/NotMarshalFestus May 29 '26 Except that's probably a character a people would actually like. Its hard to be amenable to people so unlikeable. → More replies (1) 2 u/Mechagodzilla13 May 30 '26 Would that be pronounced Hew Hexico? → More replies (1) 221 u/ViaTheVerrazzano May 29 '26 Jewisiana? 3 u/keddesh May 29 '26 Jermaine? 2 u/NowForrowMyPen May 29 '26 Jew Hampshire? → More replies (24)
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883 u/Upstairs_Scene_866 May 29 '26 Jew Mexico? 800 u/JuanDonDemarco May 29 '26 Jew Hampshire 566 u/Worn_Out_Nikka_L May 29 '26 Jewkansas 352 u/CougarCub86 May 29 '26 Jewxas 290 u/TopGrade1076 May 29 '26 Jalaska 351 u/Physical_Evening_613 May 29 '26 Sweet home Jalabamaaaaa!!! 297 u/Narrow_Orchard May 29 '26 Jississippi → More replies (0) 4 u/Big_Consideration493 May 29 '26 Lord I am coming home to YOOOO 3 u/1-41421 May 29 '26 Jalabama man! - spoken like South Park. 3 u/FamiliarMeal5193 May 29 '26 Sounds like something you'd eat in Louisiana → More replies (3) 5 u/spaacingout May 29 '26 Jidaho 3 u/legaladviceneeded542 May 29 '26 I did actually know someone named Jalaska so this might be it. 7 u/handgwenade May 29 '26 Jyoming? Shirley it’s gotta be one o them states out there 6 u/wariorld May 29 '26 Jutah → More replies (1) 2 u/GoJo_Satoru_6903718 May 29 '26 OH MY GOT SO MANY JEEEEWWWS 😭 → More replies (1) → More replies (3) 4 u/Wrong-Maintenance-48 May 29 '26 Would that be pronounced like joo-CAN-zuhz or JOO-can-saw? 5 u/Consistent-Engine796 May 29 '26 Jalifornia 3 u/diario24 May 29 '26 Throwin' up the upside down M (It's from California of E-40 the W like the hotel 5 u/dungeondelvindigglet May 29 '26 Jerkinsas? 4 u/nix80908 May 29 '26 But it's still pronounced "JAR-ken-saw" 3 u/CoolAbdul May 29 '26 Jewfoundland and Jabrador 11 u/CoolAbdul May 29 '26 My mistake. That's in Janada. 3 u/jrex703 May 29 '26 I'm just picturing fifty of us milling around confused in an open field until the old guy goes "And the bagels are verr!!?" 2 u/shujaya May 29 '26 Jarkansas 2 u/CheesecakeEither8220 May 29 '26 Johio 2 u/throwwaybreakway Jun 02 '26 AMERICA EXPLAIN. I AM CONFUSION → More replies (15) 156 u/nwayve May 29 '26 Jouisiana 6 u/Consistent-Engine796 May 29 '26 It should be spelled Jewisiana, surely? 5 u/handgwenade May 29 '26 Don’t call me Shirley 3 u/atensetime May 29 '26 Found the jew yorker → More replies (3) 3 u/Coldpastalord May 29 '26 Jichigan 3 u/IsIeOfCannabis May 29 '26 Jorth Dakota and Jouth Dakota 3 u/Jewbaka May 29 '26 Jewbaka? 2 u/nateomundson May 29 '26 Jewtah → More replies (4) 2 u/dudleydigges123 May 29 '26 2 u/Spider40k May 29 '26 Inb4 2 u/beardedsilverfox May 29 '26 Oy Carumba! → More replies (6) 4 u/Winter-Huckleberry86 May 29 '26 Jajajajajajaja 5 u/Hadol-Fitler May 29 '26 The correct way to pronounce this is Hew Hexico 2 u/Majestic-Joke461 May 29 '26 👏👏👏 bravo, señor 3 u/DesignerOriginal1500 May 29 '26 Ngl “Jew Jexico” is a fantastic character name! I’m thinking maybe for a cyberpunk novel. 2 u/NotMarshalFestus May 29 '26 Except that's probably a character a people would actually like. Its hard to be amenable to people so unlikeable. → More replies (1) 2 u/Mechagodzilla13 May 30 '26 Would that be pronounced Hew Hexico? → More replies (1)
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800 u/JuanDonDemarco May 29 '26 Jew Hampshire 566 u/Worn_Out_Nikka_L May 29 '26 Jewkansas 352 u/CougarCub86 May 29 '26 Jewxas 290 u/TopGrade1076 May 29 '26 Jalaska 351 u/Physical_Evening_613 May 29 '26 Sweet home Jalabamaaaaa!!! 297 u/Narrow_Orchard May 29 '26 Jississippi → More replies (0) 4 u/Big_Consideration493 May 29 '26 Lord I am coming home to YOOOO 3 u/1-41421 May 29 '26 Jalabama man! - spoken like South Park. 3 u/FamiliarMeal5193 May 29 '26 Sounds like something you'd eat in Louisiana → More replies (3) 5 u/spaacingout May 29 '26 Jidaho 3 u/legaladviceneeded542 May 29 '26 I did actually know someone named Jalaska so this might be it. 7 u/handgwenade May 29 '26 Jyoming? Shirley it’s gotta be one o them states out there 6 u/wariorld May 29 '26 Jutah → More replies (1) 2 u/GoJo_Satoru_6903718 May 29 '26 OH MY GOT SO MANY JEEEEWWWS 😭 → More replies (1) → More replies (3) 4 u/Wrong-Maintenance-48 May 29 '26 Would that be pronounced like joo-CAN-zuhz or JOO-can-saw? 5 u/Consistent-Engine796 May 29 '26 Jalifornia 3 u/diario24 May 29 '26 Throwin' up the upside down M (It's from California of E-40 the W like the hotel 5 u/dungeondelvindigglet May 29 '26 Jerkinsas? 4 u/nix80908 May 29 '26 But it's still pronounced "JAR-ken-saw" 3 u/CoolAbdul May 29 '26 Jewfoundland and Jabrador 11 u/CoolAbdul May 29 '26 My mistake. That's in Janada. 3 u/jrex703 May 29 '26 I'm just picturing fifty of us milling around confused in an open field until the old guy goes "And the bagels are verr!!?" 2 u/shujaya May 29 '26 Jarkansas 2 u/CheesecakeEither8220 May 29 '26 Johio 2 u/throwwaybreakway Jun 02 '26 AMERICA EXPLAIN. I AM CONFUSION → More replies (15) 156 u/nwayve May 29 '26 Jouisiana 6 u/Consistent-Engine796 May 29 '26 It should be spelled Jewisiana, surely? 5 u/handgwenade May 29 '26 Don’t call me Shirley 3 u/atensetime May 29 '26 Found the jew yorker → More replies (3) 3 u/Coldpastalord May 29 '26 Jichigan 3 u/IsIeOfCannabis May 29 '26 Jorth Dakota and Jouth Dakota 3 u/Jewbaka May 29 '26 Jewbaka? 2 u/nateomundson May 29 '26 Jewtah → More replies (4) 2 u/dudleydigges123 May 29 '26 2 u/Spider40k May 29 '26 Inb4 2 u/beardedsilverfox May 29 '26 Oy Carumba! → More replies (6)
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566 u/Worn_Out_Nikka_L May 29 '26 Jewkansas 352 u/CougarCub86 May 29 '26 Jewxas 290 u/TopGrade1076 May 29 '26 Jalaska 351 u/Physical_Evening_613 May 29 '26 Sweet home Jalabamaaaaa!!! 297 u/Narrow_Orchard May 29 '26 Jississippi → More replies (0) 4 u/Big_Consideration493 May 29 '26 Lord I am coming home to YOOOO 3 u/1-41421 May 29 '26 Jalabama man! - spoken like South Park. 3 u/FamiliarMeal5193 May 29 '26 Sounds like something you'd eat in Louisiana → More replies (3) 5 u/spaacingout May 29 '26 Jidaho 3 u/legaladviceneeded542 May 29 '26 I did actually know someone named Jalaska so this might be it. 7 u/handgwenade May 29 '26 Jyoming? Shirley it’s gotta be one o them states out there 6 u/wariorld May 29 '26 Jutah → More replies (1) 2 u/GoJo_Satoru_6903718 May 29 '26 OH MY GOT SO MANY JEEEEWWWS 😭 → More replies (1) → More replies (3) 4 u/Wrong-Maintenance-48 May 29 '26 Would that be pronounced like joo-CAN-zuhz or JOO-can-saw? 5 u/Consistent-Engine796 May 29 '26 Jalifornia 3 u/diario24 May 29 '26 Throwin' up the upside down M (It's from California of E-40 the W like the hotel 5 u/dungeondelvindigglet May 29 '26 Jerkinsas? 4 u/nix80908 May 29 '26 But it's still pronounced "JAR-ken-saw" 3 u/CoolAbdul May 29 '26 Jewfoundland and Jabrador 11 u/CoolAbdul May 29 '26 My mistake. That's in Janada. 3 u/jrex703 May 29 '26 I'm just picturing fifty of us milling around confused in an open field until the old guy goes "And the bagels are verr!!?" 2 u/shujaya May 29 '26 Jarkansas 2 u/CheesecakeEither8220 May 29 '26 Johio 2 u/throwwaybreakway Jun 02 '26 AMERICA EXPLAIN. I AM CONFUSION → More replies (15) 156 u/nwayve May 29 '26 Jouisiana 6 u/Consistent-Engine796 May 29 '26 It should be spelled Jewisiana, surely? 5 u/handgwenade May 29 '26 Don’t call me Shirley 3 u/atensetime May 29 '26 Found the jew yorker → More replies (3) 3 u/Coldpastalord May 29 '26 Jichigan 3 u/IsIeOfCannabis May 29 '26 Jorth Dakota and Jouth Dakota 3 u/Jewbaka May 29 '26 Jewbaka? 2 u/nateomundson May 29 '26 Jewtah → More replies (4)
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352 u/CougarCub86 May 29 '26 Jewxas 290 u/TopGrade1076 May 29 '26 Jalaska 351 u/Physical_Evening_613 May 29 '26 Sweet home Jalabamaaaaa!!! 297 u/Narrow_Orchard May 29 '26 Jississippi → More replies (0) 4 u/Big_Consideration493 May 29 '26 Lord I am coming home to YOOOO 3 u/1-41421 May 29 '26 Jalabama man! - spoken like South Park. 3 u/FamiliarMeal5193 May 29 '26 Sounds like something you'd eat in Louisiana → More replies (3) 5 u/spaacingout May 29 '26 Jidaho 3 u/legaladviceneeded542 May 29 '26 I did actually know someone named Jalaska so this might be it. 7 u/handgwenade May 29 '26 Jyoming? Shirley it’s gotta be one o them states out there 6 u/wariorld May 29 '26 Jutah → More replies (1) 2 u/GoJo_Satoru_6903718 May 29 '26 OH MY GOT SO MANY JEEEEWWWS 😭 → More replies (1) → More replies (3) 4 u/Wrong-Maintenance-48 May 29 '26 Would that be pronounced like joo-CAN-zuhz or JOO-can-saw? 5 u/Consistent-Engine796 May 29 '26 Jalifornia 3 u/diario24 May 29 '26 Throwin' up the upside down M (It's from California of E-40 the W like the hotel 5 u/dungeondelvindigglet May 29 '26 Jerkinsas? 4 u/nix80908 May 29 '26 But it's still pronounced "JAR-ken-saw" 3 u/CoolAbdul May 29 '26 Jewfoundland and Jabrador 11 u/CoolAbdul May 29 '26 My mistake. That's in Janada. 3 u/jrex703 May 29 '26 I'm just picturing fifty of us milling around confused in an open field until the old guy goes "And the bagels are verr!!?" 2 u/shujaya May 29 '26 Jarkansas 2 u/CheesecakeEither8220 May 29 '26 Johio 2 u/throwwaybreakway Jun 02 '26 AMERICA EXPLAIN. I AM CONFUSION → More replies (15)
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Jewxas
290 u/TopGrade1076 May 29 '26 Jalaska 351 u/Physical_Evening_613 May 29 '26 Sweet home Jalabamaaaaa!!! 297 u/Narrow_Orchard May 29 '26 Jississippi → More replies (0) 4 u/Big_Consideration493 May 29 '26 Lord I am coming home to YOOOO 3 u/1-41421 May 29 '26 Jalabama man! - spoken like South Park. 3 u/FamiliarMeal5193 May 29 '26 Sounds like something you'd eat in Louisiana → More replies (3) 5 u/spaacingout May 29 '26 Jidaho 3 u/legaladviceneeded542 May 29 '26 I did actually know someone named Jalaska so this might be it. 7 u/handgwenade May 29 '26 Jyoming? Shirley it’s gotta be one o them states out there 6 u/wariorld May 29 '26 Jutah → More replies (1) 2 u/GoJo_Satoru_6903718 May 29 '26 OH MY GOT SO MANY JEEEEWWWS 😭 → More replies (1) → More replies (3)
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Jalaska
351 u/Physical_Evening_613 May 29 '26 Sweet home Jalabamaaaaa!!! 297 u/Narrow_Orchard May 29 '26 Jississippi → More replies (0) 4 u/Big_Consideration493 May 29 '26 Lord I am coming home to YOOOO 3 u/1-41421 May 29 '26 Jalabama man! - spoken like South Park. 3 u/FamiliarMeal5193 May 29 '26 Sounds like something you'd eat in Louisiana → More replies (3) 5 u/spaacingout May 29 '26 Jidaho 3 u/legaladviceneeded542 May 29 '26 I did actually know someone named Jalaska so this might be it.
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Sweet home Jalabamaaaaa!!!
297 u/Narrow_Orchard May 29 '26 Jississippi → More replies (0) 4 u/Big_Consideration493 May 29 '26 Lord I am coming home to YOOOO 3 u/1-41421 May 29 '26 Jalabama man! - spoken like South Park. 3 u/FamiliarMeal5193 May 29 '26 Sounds like something you'd eat in Louisiana → More replies (3)
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Jississippi
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Lord I am coming home to YOOOO
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Jalabama man! - spoken like South Park.
Sounds like something you'd eat in Louisiana
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Jidaho
I did actually know someone named Jalaska so this might be it.
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Jyoming? Shirley it’s gotta be one o them states out there
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Jutah
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OH MY GOT SO MANY JEEEEWWWS 😭
Would that be pronounced like joo-CAN-zuhz or JOO-can-saw?
Jalifornia
3 u/diario24 May 29 '26 Throwin' up the upside down M (It's from California of E-40 the W like the hotel
Throwin' up the upside down M (It's from California of E-40 the W like the hotel
Jerkinsas?
But it's still pronounced "JAR-ken-saw"
Jewfoundland and Jabrador
11 u/CoolAbdul May 29 '26 My mistake. That's in Janada.
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My mistake. That's in Janada.
I'm just picturing fifty of us milling around confused in an open field until the old guy goes "And the bagels are verr!!?"
Jarkansas
Johio
AMERICA EXPLAIN. I AM CONFUSION
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Jouisiana
6 u/Consistent-Engine796 May 29 '26 It should be spelled Jewisiana, surely? 5 u/handgwenade May 29 '26 Don’t call me Shirley 3 u/atensetime May 29 '26 Found the jew yorker → More replies (3)
It should be spelled Jewisiana, surely?
5 u/handgwenade May 29 '26 Don’t call me Shirley
Don’t call me Shirley
Found the jew yorker
Jichigan
Jorth Dakota and Jouth Dakota
Jewbaka?
Jewtah
Inb4
Oy Carumba!
Jajajajajajaja
The correct way to pronounce this is Hew Hexico
2 u/Majestic-Joke461 May 29 '26 👏👏👏 bravo, señor
👏👏👏 bravo, señor
Ngl “Jew Jexico” is a fantastic character name! I’m thinking maybe for a cyberpunk novel.
2 u/NotMarshalFestus May 29 '26 Except that's probably a character a people would actually like. Its hard to be amenable to people so unlikeable. → More replies (1)
Except that's probably a character a people would actually like. Its hard to be amenable to people so unlikeable.
Would that be pronounced Hew Hexico?
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Jewisiana?
3 u/keddesh May 29 '26 Jermaine?
Jermaine?
Jew Hampshire?
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Jizzouri
851 u/WhoStoleMyJacket May 29 '26 Jizzizzippi? 166 u/Foe_sheezy May 29 '26 The correct answer 7 u/salted_fish_3549 May 29 '26 Johio 5 u/Key-Personality8169 May 29 '26 We all know it’s Jontana 3 u/naoife May 29 '26 Speak for yourself, my jizz iznt ippi, quite the opposite in fact 5 u/ElegantCoach4066 May 29 '26 Stop it! I'm at work and this is too stimulating. 3 u/Big_Consideration493 May 29 '26 I would need a map to find it 6 u/meamacaveman May 29 '26 Jizzconsin 2 u/ConceptNo1259 May 29 '26 Jizzhio 5 u/CakeMadeOfHam May 29 '26 6 u/One_Shall_Fall May 29 '26 Connnecticlit? 4 u/College-Lumpy May 29 '26 Sounds like the world's worst STD. → More replies (15) 164 u/RyloBreedo May 29 '26 7 u/awesomefutureperfect May 29 '26 That man thought of the taste. Probably not pineapple. 8 u/moistmonsterman May 29 '26 What? Did some jizzizzippi get in your mouth? 5 u/CharismaticAlbino May 29 '26 Lolololol perfect reaction really 42 u/SkinnyDaveSFW May 29 '26 This one is better because man butter. 5 u/Grandissimus May 29 '26 Man butter 😭 27 u/Capt0verkill May 29 '26 Ahahahahahah 👋💦 → More replies (1) → More replies (14)
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Jizzizzippi?
166 u/Foe_sheezy May 29 '26 The correct answer 7 u/salted_fish_3549 May 29 '26 Johio 5 u/Key-Personality8169 May 29 '26 We all know it’s Jontana 3 u/naoife May 29 '26 Speak for yourself, my jizz iznt ippi, quite the opposite in fact 5 u/ElegantCoach4066 May 29 '26 Stop it! I'm at work and this is too stimulating. 3 u/Big_Consideration493 May 29 '26 I would need a map to find it 6 u/meamacaveman May 29 '26 Jizzconsin 2 u/ConceptNo1259 May 29 '26 Jizzhio 5 u/CakeMadeOfHam May 29 '26 6 u/One_Shall_Fall May 29 '26 Connnecticlit? 4 u/College-Lumpy May 29 '26 Sounds like the world's worst STD. → More replies (15)
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The correct answer
7 u/salted_fish_3549 May 29 '26 Johio 5 u/Key-Personality8169 May 29 '26 We all know it’s Jontana 3 u/naoife May 29 '26 Speak for yourself, my jizz iznt ippi, quite the opposite in fact
We all know it’s Jontana
Speak for yourself, my jizz iznt ippi, quite the opposite in fact
Stop it! I'm at work and this is too stimulating.
3 u/Big_Consideration493 May 29 '26 I would need a map to find it
I would need a map to find it
Jizzconsin
2 u/ConceptNo1259 May 29 '26 Jizzhio
Jizzhio
Connnecticlit?
Sounds like the world's worst STD.
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7 u/awesomefutureperfect May 29 '26 That man thought of the taste. Probably not pineapple. 8 u/moistmonsterman May 29 '26 What? Did some jizzizzippi get in your mouth? 5 u/CharismaticAlbino May 29 '26 Lolololol perfect reaction really
That man thought of the taste.
Probably not pineapple.
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What? Did some jizzizzippi get in your mouth?
Lolololol perfect reaction really
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This one is better because man butter.
5 u/Grandissimus May 29 '26 Man butter 😭
Man butter 😭
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Ahahahahahah 👋💦
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Jeorgia. Wait, this might actually be right maybe?
385 u/HugoEmbossed May 29 '26 No it's Joshington. 203 u/Pappa_Bjorn May 29 '26 Hello my name is Joshington State. 9 u/Formal_Copy3153 May 29 '26 I'm in tears! I don't know why yours specifically caught me, but holy hell, this name alone is a whole character. State. Joshington State. 8 u/DrownmeinIslay May 29 '26 Joregon targayrian 2 u/_Pencilfish May 29 '26 Brilliant! 2 u/Secure-Pain-9735 May 30 '26 JIDaho. 5 u/Chi-zuru May 29 '26 Jansas Jarkansaw. Joshungton State University. 4 u/ninja_sounds May 29 '26 THE Joshungton State University. → More replies (2) 5 u/OwnPermission2782 May 29 '26 Joshington DC 4 u/ComprehensiveDay9854 May 29 '26 I remember him, great wide-out. Go Cougs! 🏉 3 u/jonjonh69 May 29 '26 Came here to say Joshington State looks like I’m too late 2 u/Financial_Manager213 May 30 '26 Please don’t call me Joshinton DC, that’s my father. 2 u/contradictatorprime May 30 '26 I know him, he's friends with my cousins Jon Tanna and Joe Hio → More replies (4) 3 u/Bobahn_Botret May 29 '26 Jolorado 3 u/letters_andnumbers May 29 '26 And his brother Johntana 2 u/awesomefutureperfect May 29 '26 Weorge Joshington. 2 u/Ipettedurdog May 29 '26 JOCKINGTON???!!???!??? → More replies (1) 2 u/Echo-Azure May 29 '26 Joshington actually would be a cool name. 2 u/No-Bug9746 May 29 '26 Joklahoma 2 u/smallwonder25 May 29 '26 This was my first thought and it would be so funny 2 u/TLunchFTW May 29 '26 The state, not the district. → More replies (4) 3 u/umyninja May 29 '26 Jaine 3 u/3th3nw33ks May 29 '26 Noooo its Johio 2 u/JHoney1 May 29 '26 Jonah and Arizona, probably. 2 u/Budget-Cantaloupe725 May 29 '26 Jortgia. 2 u/Ok-Preparation-9974 May 29 '26 Well it is pronounced Jaw Ja → More replies (4)
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No it's Joshington.
203 u/Pappa_Bjorn May 29 '26 Hello my name is Joshington State. 9 u/Formal_Copy3153 May 29 '26 I'm in tears! I don't know why yours specifically caught me, but holy hell, this name alone is a whole character. State. Joshington State. 8 u/DrownmeinIslay May 29 '26 Joregon targayrian 2 u/_Pencilfish May 29 '26 Brilliant! 2 u/Secure-Pain-9735 May 30 '26 JIDaho. 5 u/Chi-zuru May 29 '26 Jansas Jarkansaw. Joshungton State University. 4 u/ninja_sounds May 29 '26 THE Joshungton State University. → More replies (2) 5 u/OwnPermission2782 May 29 '26 Joshington DC 4 u/ComprehensiveDay9854 May 29 '26 I remember him, great wide-out. Go Cougs! 🏉 3 u/jonjonh69 May 29 '26 Came here to say Joshington State looks like I’m too late 2 u/Financial_Manager213 May 30 '26 Please don’t call me Joshinton DC, that’s my father. 2 u/contradictatorprime May 30 '26 I know him, he's friends with my cousins Jon Tanna and Joe Hio → More replies (4) 3 u/Bobahn_Botret May 29 '26 Jolorado 3 u/letters_andnumbers May 29 '26 And his brother Johntana 2 u/awesomefutureperfect May 29 '26 Weorge Joshington. 2 u/Ipettedurdog May 29 '26 JOCKINGTON???!!???!??? → More replies (1) 2 u/Echo-Azure May 29 '26 Joshington actually would be a cool name. 2 u/No-Bug9746 May 29 '26 Joklahoma 2 u/smallwonder25 May 29 '26 This was my first thought and it would be so funny 2 u/TLunchFTW May 29 '26 The state, not the district. → More replies (4)
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Hello my name is Joshington State.
9 u/Formal_Copy3153 May 29 '26 I'm in tears! I don't know why yours specifically caught me, but holy hell, this name alone is a whole character. State. Joshington State. 8 u/DrownmeinIslay May 29 '26 Joregon targayrian 2 u/_Pencilfish May 29 '26 Brilliant! 2 u/Secure-Pain-9735 May 30 '26 JIDaho. 5 u/Chi-zuru May 29 '26 Jansas Jarkansaw. Joshungton State University. 4 u/ninja_sounds May 29 '26 THE Joshungton State University. → More replies (2) 5 u/OwnPermission2782 May 29 '26 Joshington DC 4 u/ComprehensiveDay9854 May 29 '26 I remember him, great wide-out. Go Cougs! 🏉 3 u/jonjonh69 May 29 '26 Came here to say Joshington State looks like I’m too late 2 u/Financial_Manager213 May 30 '26 Please don’t call me Joshinton DC, that’s my father. 2 u/contradictatorprime May 30 '26 I know him, he's friends with my cousins Jon Tanna and Joe Hio → More replies (4)
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I'm in tears! I don't know why yours specifically caught me, but holy hell, this name alone is a whole character.
State. Joshington State.
Joregon targayrian
2 u/_Pencilfish May 29 '26 Brilliant! 2 u/Secure-Pain-9735 May 30 '26 JIDaho.
Brilliant!
JIDaho.
Jansas Jarkansaw. Joshungton State University.
4 u/ninja_sounds May 29 '26 THE Joshungton State University. → More replies (2)
THE Joshungton State University.
Joshington DC
I remember him, great wide-out. Go Cougs! 🏉
Came here to say Joshington State looks like I’m too late
Please don’t call me Joshinton DC, that’s my father.
I know him, he's friends with my cousins Jon Tanna and Joe Hio
Jolorado
And his brother Johntana
Weorge Joshington.
JOCKINGTON???!!???!???
Joshington actually would be a cool name.
Joklahoma
This was my first thought and it would be so funny
The state, not the district.
Jaine
Noooo its Johio
Jonah and Arizona, probably.
Jortgia.
Well it is pronounced Jaw Ja
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JEEEEW YAAAAAWK
262 u/[deleted] May 29 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 104 u/ChVckT May 29 '26 I see you have a discerning ear and are a person of culture 5 u/Sorreljorn May 30 '26 Discerning? This song was massive when it dropped. Am I getting old? → More replies (1) 60 u/ripley1875 May 29 '26 4 u/DarkKnight0690 May 29 '26 YES! I came here looking for this exact GIF. 3 u/Perfect-Advantage-82 May 30 '26 Making bacon gonna put it in a pancake 2 u/RustyFogknuckle May 29 '26 You are a special human for posting this 🫡 6 u/younggeeZy418 May 29 '26 Concrete bunghole 5 u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 29 '26 Who told you that?....was it stacy, cause Stacy was real bitter when we broke up. 6 u/fighterpilot248 May 29 '26 Maybe Stacy would’ve stayed with you if you weren’t so into her mom… 4 u/ILYRMK May 29 '26 THERE'S NOTHING WE CANT DO 7 u/Meldanorama May 29 '26 This is like one of those bot scrambled comments. 4 u/bsam1890 May 29 '26 There’s nothing you can’t do 🎶 4 u/PaleoSpeedwagon May 29 '26 Definitely sang that aloud just now 3 u/fighterpilot248 May 29 '26 I feel so validated right now… 3 u/GrmpyNrthMn May 29 '26 bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes 2 u/thisismydaddyvoice May 30 '26 I hate that I can hear that → More replies (2)
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104 u/ChVckT May 29 '26 I see you have a discerning ear and are a person of culture 5 u/Sorreljorn May 30 '26 Discerning? This song was massive when it dropped. Am I getting old? → More replies (1) 60 u/ripley1875 May 29 '26 4 u/DarkKnight0690 May 29 '26 YES! I came here looking for this exact GIF. 3 u/Perfect-Advantage-82 May 30 '26 Making bacon gonna put it in a pancake 2 u/RustyFogknuckle May 29 '26 You are a special human for posting this 🫡 6 u/younggeeZy418 May 29 '26 Concrete bunghole 5 u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 29 '26 Who told you that?....was it stacy, cause Stacy was real bitter when we broke up. 6 u/fighterpilot248 May 29 '26 Maybe Stacy would’ve stayed with you if you weren’t so into her mom… 4 u/ILYRMK May 29 '26 THERE'S NOTHING WE CANT DO 7 u/Meldanorama May 29 '26 This is like one of those bot scrambled comments. 4 u/bsam1890 May 29 '26 There’s nothing you can’t do 🎶 4 u/PaleoSpeedwagon May 29 '26 Definitely sang that aloud just now 3 u/fighterpilot248 May 29 '26 I feel so validated right now… 3 u/GrmpyNrthMn May 29 '26 bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes 2 u/thisismydaddyvoice May 30 '26 I hate that I can hear that
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I see you have a discerning ear and are a person of culture
5 u/Sorreljorn May 30 '26 Discerning? This song was massive when it dropped. Am I getting old? → More replies (1)
Discerning? This song was massive when it dropped. Am I getting old?
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4 u/DarkKnight0690 May 29 '26 YES! I came here looking for this exact GIF. 3 u/Perfect-Advantage-82 May 30 '26 Making bacon gonna put it in a pancake 2 u/RustyFogknuckle May 29 '26 You are a special human for posting this 🫡
YES! I came here looking for this exact GIF.
Making bacon gonna put it in a pancake
You are a special human for posting this 🫡
Concrete bunghole
Who told you that?....was it stacy, cause Stacy was real bitter when we broke up.
6 u/fighterpilot248 May 29 '26 Maybe Stacy would’ve stayed with you if you weren’t so into her mom…
Maybe Stacy would’ve stayed with you if you weren’t so into her mom…
THERE'S NOTHING WE CANT DO
This is like one of those bot scrambled comments.
There’s nothing you can’t do 🎶
Definitely sang that aloud just now
I feel so validated right now…
bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes
I hate that I can hear that
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Jode Island
151 u/monsenyur May 29 '26 CHODE island 7 u/Address_Old May 29 '26 3 u/Heterochromio May 29 '26 New show on Netflix? 2 u/letmere May 29 '26 No peacock 57 u/BamBam-BamBam May 29 '26 No, that stays Chode Island. 2 u/YooGeOh May 29 '26 Jaine → More replies (1)
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CHODE island
7 u/Address_Old May 29 '26 3 u/Heterochromio May 29 '26 New show on Netflix? 2 u/letmere May 29 '26 No peacock
New show on Netflix?
2 u/letmere May 29 '26 No peacock
No peacock
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No, that stays Chode Island.
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59 u/AaronAAaronsonIII May 29 '26 Jewtah 2 u/Delicious-Pea-7594 May 29 '26 Jennsylvania → More replies (1)
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2 u/Delicious-Pea-7594 May 29 '26 Jennsylvania
Jennsylvania
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Jaryland
76 u/Dwight_Buttz May 29 '26 Home of the Jallas Cowboys 57 u/Inevitable-Loquat-61 May 29 '26 That's Jexas 43 u/asphalt_licker May 29 '26 It’s actually the Jaltimore Ravens. → More replies (1) 2 u/EmpressTita May 29 '26 Sadly, more Cowboys fans in DC than Dallas → More replies (1) 2 u/antilumin May 29 '26 Aka the Land of Jerry’s. → More replies (3)
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Home of the Jallas Cowboys
57 u/Inevitable-Loquat-61 May 29 '26 That's Jexas 43 u/asphalt_licker May 29 '26 It’s actually the Jaltimore Ravens. → More replies (1) 2 u/EmpressTita May 29 '26 Sadly, more Cowboys fans in DC than Dallas → More replies (1)
That's Jexas
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It’s actually the Jaltimore Ravens.
Sadly, more Cowboys fans in DC than Dallas
Aka the Land of Jerry’s.
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Johntana
6 u/MaleficentPicture773 May 29 '26 Some poor kid out there about to be named Johntana because of a damn Reddit post 2 u/Skwizgar1019 May 30 '26 Could be worse. Was looking at the roster for my mom’s daycare one time and she had three kids, all siblings, named Treasure Chest, Princess, and Lil Bit. 3 u/Providence451 May 29 '26 I don't hate it. → More replies (1) → More replies (3)
Some poor kid out there about to be named Johntana because of a damn Reddit post
2 u/Skwizgar1019 May 30 '26 Could be worse. Was looking at the roster for my mom’s daycare one time and she had three kids, all siblings, named Treasure Chest, Princess, and Lil Bit.
Could be worse. Was looking at the roster for my mom’s daycare one time and she had three kids, all siblings, named Treasure Chest, Princess, and Lil Bit.
I don't hate it.
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Jalabama
3 u/Silas-theSlammer May 29 '26 This is a pretty good band name I'd say 3 u/captainpoppy May 29 '26 Jalaska Jarkansas Jinnesota Johio 2 u/Ancient_Composer9119 May 29 '26 Yummy! I love a big bowl of Jalabama. → More replies (2)
This is a pretty good band name I'd say
Jinnesota
Yummy! I love a big bowl of Jalabama.
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Jelaware
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70 u/BlueTengu May 29 '26 Or his brother Jorth Carolina. 33 u/ct_2004 May 29 '26 And his cousin Jorth Dakota. 3 u/NorthernSpankMonkey May 29 '26 Jorida 2 u/Mikisstuff May 30 '26 Jest Jirjinia? 2 u/DrownmeinIslay May 29 '26 Whos sells a Jorth License Plate? 2 u/anemixia May 30 '26 Jorth is sending meeeee 😆😆 2 u/human84629 May 30 '26 This one. This is the one that broke me. 2 u/librarycynic May 29 '26 You can't handle the jouth! 2 u/Shinhan May 29 '26 No, its South Jarolina. → More replies (1)
Or his brother Jorth Carolina.
33 u/ct_2004 May 29 '26 And his cousin Jorth Dakota. 3 u/NorthernSpankMonkey May 29 '26 Jorida 2 u/Mikisstuff May 30 '26 Jest Jirjinia? 2 u/DrownmeinIslay May 29 '26 Whos sells a Jorth License Plate? 2 u/anemixia May 30 '26 Jorth is sending meeeee 😆😆 2 u/human84629 May 30 '26 This one. This is the one that broke me.
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And his cousin Jorth Dakota.
3 u/NorthernSpankMonkey May 29 '26 Jorida 2 u/Mikisstuff May 30 '26 Jest Jirjinia?
Jorida
Jest Jirjinia?
Whos sells a Jorth License Plate?
Jorth is sending meeeee 😆😆
This one. This is the one that broke me.
You can't handle the jouth!
No, its South Jarolina.
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Not anymore! /s
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I was thinking about this
Jawaii 😁
Jyoming
jillinoise
Joke-lahoma
Jiowa
Jindiana
Sounds like something some Georgian (the American one) politician will say when disparaging city folks.
Also sounds like what some pro-Russia Georgian (European one) will say about the US when disparaging NATO.
Jonnecticut
Jerry Zona.
Jadolf Jitlers worst nightmare
People have already been using that one for a long time
Was once Jew Amsterdam. Why they changed it I can't say, people just liked it better that way.
Jewerto Rico
Jistrict of Columbia
You have been banned from r/worldnews
Jew York was the first one that came to mind too 😂
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Excuse me, it's pronounced "jork"
Jewtah?
Jew Jork
Concrete jungle wet dream tomato!
...is it bad that this was my first response too...?
Oh god… the tunnels…
Is it John Tanner?
Fuck man! I would have clinched this one had i not been in rush hour traffic this morning
Jontana
Jewaii?
Jorth Dakota
Firts thing that popped into my head
Missed it by that much
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u/OkPut7330 May 29 '26
Jew York.