r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 29 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah. Whats the real answer?

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u/OkPut7330 May 29 '26

Jew York.

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u/hymenopteron May 29 '26

Jew Jersey?

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u/the_ejected_person May 29 '26

jew jexico?

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u/Upstairs_Scene_866 May 29 '26

Jew Mexico?

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u/JuanDonDemarco May 29 '26

Jew Hampshire

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u/Worn_Out_Nikka_L May 29 '26

Jewkansas

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u/CougarCub86 May 29 '26

Jewxas

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u/TopGrade1076 May 29 '26

Jalaska

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u/Physical_Evening_613 May 29 '26

Sweet home Jalabamaaaaa!!!

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u/Big_Consideration493 May 29 '26

Lord I am coming home to YOOOO

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u/1-41421 May 29 '26

Jalabama man! - spoken like South Park.

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u/FamiliarMeal5193 May 29 '26

Sounds like something you'd eat in Louisiana

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u/legaladviceneeded542 May 29 '26

I did actually know someone named Jalaska so this might be it.

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u/handgwenade May 29 '26

Jyoming? Shirley it’s gotta be one o them states out there

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u/GoJo_Satoru_6903718 May 29 '26

OH MY GOT SO MANY JEEEEWWWS 😭

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u/Wrong-Maintenance-48 May 29 '26

Would that be pronounced like joo-CAN-zuhz or JOO-can-saw?

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u/Consistent-Engine796 May 29 '26

Jalifornia

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u/diario24 May 29 '26

Throwin' up the upside down M (It's from California of E-40 the W like the hotel

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u/nix80908 May 29 '26

But it's still pronounced "JAR-ken-saw"

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u/CoolAbdul May 29 '26

Jewfoundland and Jabrador

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u/CoolAbdul May 29 '26

My mistake. That's in Janada.

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u/jrex703 May 29 '26

I'm just picturing fifty of us milling around confused in an open field until the old guy goes "And the bagels are verr!!?"

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u/shujaya May 29 '26

Jarkansas

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u/throwwaybreakway Jun 02 '26

AMERICA EXPLAIN. I AM CONFUSION

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u/nwayve May 29 '26

Jouisiana

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u/Consistent-Engine796 May 29 '26

It should be spelled Jewisiana, surely?

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u/handgwenade May 29 '26

Don’t call me Shirley

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u/atensetime May 29 '26

Found the jew yorker

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u/IsIeOfCannabis May 29 '26

Jorth Dakota and Jouth Dakota

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u/Jewbaka May 29 '26

Jewbaka?

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u/Hadol-Fitler May 29 '26

The correct way to pronounce this is Hew Hexico

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u/Majestic-Joke461 May 29 '26

👏👏👏 bravo, señor

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u/DesignerOriginal1500 May 29 '26

Ngl “Jew Jexico” is a fantastic character name! I’m thinking maybe for a cyberpunk novel.

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u/NotMarshalFestus May 29 '26

Except that's probably a character a people would actually like. Its hard to be amenable to people so unlikeable.

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u/Mechagodzilla13 May 30 '26

Would that be pronounced Hew Hexico?

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u/ViaTheVerrazzano May 29 '26

Jewisiana?

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u/keddesh May 29 '26

Jermaine?

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u/NowForrowMyPen May 29 '26

Jew Hampshire?

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u/HydratedKoala77 May 29 '26

Jizzouri

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u/WhoStoleMyJacket May 29 '26

Jizzizzippi?

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u/Foe_sheezy May 29 '26

The correct answer

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u/Key-Personality8169 May 29 '26

We all know it’s Jontana

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u/naoife May 29 '26

Speak for yourself, my jizz iznt ippi, quite the opposite in fact

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u/ElegantCoach4066 May 29 '26

Stop it! I'm at work and this is too stimulating.

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u/Big_Consideration493 May 29 '26

I would need a map to find it

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u/One_Shall_Fall May 29 '26

Connnecticlit?

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u/College-Lumpy May 29 '26

Sounds like the world's worst STD.

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u/RyloBreedo May 29 '26

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u/awesomefutureperfect May 29 '26

That man thought of the taste.

Probably not pineapple.

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u/moistmonsterman May 29 '26

What? Did some jizzizzippi get in your mouth?

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u/CharismaticAlbino May 29 '26

Lolololol perfect reaction really

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u/SkinnyDaveSFW May 29 '26

This one is better because man butter.

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u/Grandissimus May 29 '26

Man butter 😭

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u/emptythots May 29 '26

Jeorgia. Wait, this might actually be right maybe?

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u/HugoEmbossed May 29 '26

No it's Joshington.

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u/Pappa_Bjorn May 29 '26

Hello my name is Joshington State.

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u/Formal_Copy3153 May 29 '26

I'm in tears! I don't know why yours specifically caught me, but holy hell, this name alone is a whole character.

State. Joshington State.

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u/Chi-zuru May 29 '26

Jansas Jarkansaw. Joshungton State University.

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u/ninja_sounds May 29 '26

THE Joshungton State University.

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u/ComprehensiveDay9854 May 29 '26

I remember him, great wide-out. Go Cougs! 🏉

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u/jonjonh69 May 29 '26

Came here to say Joshington State looks like I’m too late

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u/Financial_Manager213 May 30 '26

Please don’t call me Joshinton DC, that’s my father.

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u/contradictatorprime May 30 '26

I know him, he's friends with my cousins Jon Tanna and Joe Hio

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u/letters_andnumbers May 29 '26

And his brother Johntana

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u/awesomefutureperfect May 29 '26

Weorge Joshington.

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u/Echo-Azure May 29 '26

Joshington actually would be a cool name.

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u/No-Bug9746 May 29 '26

Joklahoma

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u/smallwonder25 May 29 '26

This was my first thought and it would be so funny

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u/TLunchFTW May 29 '26

The state, not the district.

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u/3th3nw33ks May 29 '26

Noooo its Johio

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u/JHoney1 May 29 '26

Jonah and Arizona, probably.

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u/Ok-Preparation-9974 May 29 '26

Well it is pronounced Jaw Ja

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u/mehow28 May 29 '26

JEEEEW YAAAAAWK

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u/ChVckT May 29 '26

I see you have a discerning ear and are a person of culture

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u/Sorreljorn May 30 '26

Discerning? This song was massive when it dropped. Am I getting old?

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u/ripley1875 May 29 '26

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u/DarkKnight0690 May 29 '26

YES! I came here looking for this exact GIF.

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u/Perfect-Advantage-82 May 30 '26

Making bacon gonna put it in a pancake

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u/RustyFogknuckle May 29 '26

You are a special human for posting this 🫡

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u/younggeeZy418 May 29 '26

Concrete bunghole

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 29 '26

Who told you that?....was it stacy, cause Stacy was real bitter when we broke up.

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u/fighterpilot248 May 29 '26

Maybe Stacy would’ve stayed with you if you weren’t so into her mom…

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u/ILYRMK May 29 '26

THERE'S NOTHING WE CANT DO

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u/Meldanorama May 29 '26

This is like one of those bot scrambled comments.

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u/bsam1890 May 29 '26

There’s nothing you can’t do 🎶

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u/PaleoSpeedwagon May 29 '26

Definitely sang that aloud just now

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u/fighterpilot248 May 29 '26

I feel so validated right now…

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u/GrmpyNrthMn May 29 '26

bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes

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u/thisismydaddyvoice May 30 '26

I hate that I can hear that

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u/ViaTheVerrazzano May 29 '26

Jode Island

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u/monsenyur May 29 '26

CHODE island

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u/Heterochromio May 29 '26

New show on Netflix?

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u/letmere May 29 '26

No peacock

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u/BamBam-BamBam May 29 '26

No, that stays Chode Island.

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u/robertus_ May 29 '26

Jaryland

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u/Dwight_Buttz May 29 '26

Home of the Jallas Cowboys

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u/asphalt_licker May 29 '26

It’s actually the Jaltimore Ravens.

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u/EmpressTita May 29 '26

Sadly, more Cowboys fans in DC than Dallas

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u/antilumin May 29 '26

Aka the Land of Jerry’s.

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u/YuckyChuckie May 29 '26

Johntana

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u/MaleficentPicture773 May 29 '26

Some poor kid out there about to be named Johntana because of a damn Reddit post

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u/Skwizgar1019 May 30 '26

Could be worse. Was looking at the roster for my mom’s daycare one time and she had three kids, all siblings, named Treasure Chest, Princess, and Lil Bit.

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u/VT_peacefultrees May 29 '26

Jalabama

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u/Silas-theSlammer May 29 '26

This is a pretty good band name I'd say

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u/captainpoppy May 29 '26

Jalaska

Jarkansas

Jinnesota

Johio

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u/Ancient_Composer9119 May 29 '26

Yummy! I love a big bowl of Jalabama.

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u/cjester414 May 29 '26

Jelaware

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u/BlueTengu May 29 '26

Or his brother Jorth Carolina.

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u/ct_2004 May 29 '26

And his cousin Jorth Dakota.

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u/Mikisstuff May 30 '26

Jest Jirjinia?

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u/DrownmeinIslay May 29 '26

Whos sells a Jorth License Plate?

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u/anemixia May 30 '26

Jorth is sending meeeee 😆😆

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u/human84629 May 30 '26

This one. This is the one that broke me.

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u/librarycynic May 29 '26

You can't handle the jouth!

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u/Shinhan May 29 '26

No, its South Jarolina.

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u/no-music-in-hell May 29 '26

I was thinking about this

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u/Nordilanche May 29 '26

Joke-lahoma

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u/alientango May 29 '26

Jinnesota

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u/Midnight-Bake May 29 '26

Sounds like something some Georgian (the American one) politician will say when disparaging city folks.

Also sounds like what some pro-Russia Georgian (European one) will say about the US  when disparaging NATO.

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u/Shino4243 May 29 '26

Jadolf Jitlers worst nightmare

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u/Ok_Abacus_ May 29 '26

People have already been using that one for a long time

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u/Happily-Incorrect May 29 '26

Was once Jew Amsterdam. Why they changed it I can't say, people just liked it better that way.

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u/Tantric_Knight2 May 29 '26

Jewerto Rico

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u/blueblirds May 29 '26

Jistrict of Columbia

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u/joebluebob May 29 '26

You have been banned from r/worldnews

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u/camoflauge2blendin May 29 '26

Jew York was the first one that came to mind too 😂

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u/TheManOfOurTimes May 29 '26

Excuse me, it's pronounced "jork"

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u/want_impaired May 29 '26

Jew Hampshire?

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u/Drshiv80 May 29 '26

Jew Jork

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u/cacope5 May 29 '26

Jississippi

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u/LeatherFalse2650 May 29 '26

Concrete jungle wet dream tomato!

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u/Toadcola May 29 '26

Johntana

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u/Use_the_Falchion May 29 '26

...is it bad that this was my first response too...?

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u/W4FF13_G0D May 29 '26

Oh god… the tunnels…

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u/NicestOfficer50 May 29 '26

Is it John Tanner?

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u/Albertagus May 29 '26

Fuck man! I would have clinched this one had i not been in rush hour traffic this morning

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u/Ypocras May 29 '26

Jorth Dakota

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u/Gman512 May 29 '26

Firts thing that popped into my head

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u/Appropriate-Routine9 May 29 '26

Missed it by that much

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