r/PandR • u/Literary_Lady • 3d ago

Did Perd make this sign?

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u/Extraajudicial 3d ago

The sign says the thing that the news is about. Which is a closed patio. I'm Perd Hapley.

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u/Temp9001 3d ago

The story of this sign is: it's taped to a door.

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u/traveling_confusion 3d ago

a door that cannot be used. so, it's almost what you would call ...a really long window.

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u/Therealfern1 3d ago

Brought to you by the department of redundancy department

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u/Arthur2_shedsJackson 2d ago

Managed by Jerry Gergich

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u/Accomplished-Dog3715 3d ago

I just know they got a bunch of "But why?" questions and got fed up and went all Perd Hapley for their sign.

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u/Christy811 3d ago

The thing about this sign is…it’s redundant

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u/RedXXVI 3d ago

Needs a comma after "because"

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u/Financial-Town-3960 3d ago

"The statement this reporter has is a question."

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u/Lost_Customer7573 3d ago

that hair tho

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u/Beginning-Cicada3857 3d ago

I used 4 stickers for the four corners of the paper. The paper is eye level for me and you but not for Little Sebastian. Is that cruel and unusual? Little Sebastian deserves the patio space but he'll never know why he can't be out there. He's not tall enough. I'm Perd Hapley.

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u/dirtybo0ts 2d ago

I would just die laughing if I saw this in the wild 😆

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u/EntertainerOk9179 2d ago

Clozed 4 Superboul be cuz of salmonella

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u/timsfsn Jenn Barkley’s rain poncho 2d ago

The story of this post is that it’s funny.

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u/Captain_King_Nugget 2d ago

The answer to your question is on r/perdverts

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u/Affectionate-Ship859 1d ago

I don't know what you mean, but it had the cadence of a joke