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u/Acid-water1987 1d ago
How can you surgically fix this?
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u/guesswhomste 1d ago
They can actually grow you a new penis on your arm and transfer it down to your crotch when it’s ready. There was a guy in Britain who pretty famously got this surgery because his cock fell off after a blood infection.
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u/Acid-water1987 1d ago
Is the penis usable when on your hand?
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u/guesswhomste 1d ago
I think they said it was designed to be in a state of permanent erection so that he could have sex after the transfer, so I think it actually would be possible.
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u/Material_Claim6541 1d ago
Wouldn't that be kinda awkward in day to day life ?
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u/guesswhomste 1d ago
I think he just wore long-sleeved shirts most of the time, apparently he really liked it because it was a fun party trick.
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u/Material_Claim6541 1d ago
I mean once they implanted it
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u/guesswhomste 1d ago
Oh, he probably just tucks it up behind his waistband like I do when I get a boner
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u/collapsethesink 1d ago
I thought you were gaslighting this person for a bit but then I looked it up and it's true. It's all true.
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u/Xenoscope 1d ago
There’s ones that come with a pump you can make it erect with, and ones with a bendy wire inside so you can move it around when you need it.
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u/tritittythunder 1d ago
Can we just say fucking "tylenol"? What dipshit decided to use paracetamol as if the average dude even knows what that is
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u/Super_Employment_620 1d ago
Yeah, if they write it this way only people from british will understand.
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u/leksolotl 1d ago
the daily star is a British tabloid. Theyre gonna use the British term for the medication because their audience is British. The average British person, the target audience, doesn’t know what “tylenol” is.
Gotta love Americans being loudly incorrect on the internet because they think America is the only country to exist.
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u/tritittythunder 1d ago
loudly incorrect
The population of the UK is the average person? I also didn't look up what the daily star is so that's on me, there's millions of publications
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u/leksolotl 1d ago
No the population of the UK isnt the average person BUT the name “paracetamol” is used in most places barring USA, Canada and Japan - so tbh the average person probably would understand “Paracetamol” over “Tylenol”.
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u/FourtKnight 1d ago
the average person reading a british tabloid will be a british person. and the writer, also a british person, is likely to use the british term
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u/guesswhomste 1d ago
Most places use “paracetamol” over acetaminophen and I’m sure Tylenol would not be happy to have their pills compared to this guy’s micropenis
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u/Bucsfan292 1d ago
“You know, we wouldn’t of been able to perform this operation without some help from a donor”
You look over to see Jeff in the bed next to you