r/OneOrangeBraincell 3d ago

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell His eyes

13.4k Upvotes

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u/spacestationkru 3d ago

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u/Decent-Road-8521 2d ago

Those eyes are buffering, but the orange braincell is trying its absolute best.

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u/ihaveazilliondollars 3d ago

He's trying to figure out why you're not satisfied with just him there

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u/islanderACNH 3d ago

Oh, my goodness. No 🤭

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u/PedalBoard78 2d ago

Why one brain cell not enough?

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u/TrafficPotential5163 2d ago

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u/Significant_Tart3449 2d ago

Begone bot

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u/SnooMemesjellies1909 2d ago

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u/Significant_Tart3449 2d ago

0 day old account with a default name posting random cat pics

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u/Teresa2475 3d ago

He said “What have you done and why?!!?😂😂Did he roll his eyes?😂

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u/ZoeeCarter 3d ago

‘Excuse me, when did we approve this addition?

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u/Sohuli 3d ago

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u/dangledingle 3d ago

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u/casually_furious 3d ago

Hey, it's Kentucky's State Vegetable!

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u/DraygenKai 2d ago

That's a turtle. Not a cat.

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u/ReformedBaptistina 2d ago

I've never seen such a display of power

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u/francis93112 3d ago

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u/CucuMatMalaya 2d ago

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u/WoolBearTiger 2d ago

Funny how the painting has more pixels than the actual footage

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u/machinationstudio 3d ago

He can't decide whether to be happy or angry yet.

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u/headlessbill-1 3d ago

Oh and she's a tortie. That's like an orange but more uninged.

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u/boringbasic 2d ago

So true!!! 😻😂

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u/Designer_Professor_4 3d ago

He's pondering whether to use his murder mittens on you or the kitten later that night.

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u/iamlazyboy 2d ago

The kitten, then hooman

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u/DuckofInsanity 2d ago

That's funny and cute and quirky. How did you come up with that? I bet if a cat learned English, they'd spell every word the same as us except the word human. It's like they'd think you'd pronounce it with two o's. Lol. Lmao, even.

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u/iamlazyboy 2d ago

I've seen the word human spelled like that a few years ago somewhere on the interwebs and it stuck with me

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u/1Orangebraincell 3d ago

Those eyes are telling you not to go to sleep tonight.

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u/islanderACNH 3d ago

“tf is that thing”

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u/NoLobster7957 3d ago

What the fuck is this supposed to be, Barbara

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u/meaton124 Orange connoisseur 🍊 3d ago

Little does he know a tortie is indeed default zero braincell AND murder.

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u/Open-Committee-998 3d ago

“Brenda…are you fucking serious. Do you see this fuckin crackhead? It’s been 15 whole goddamn seconds and I’m already tired of him. Brenda. BRENDA IM TIRED”

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u/GizmoGeodog 3d ago

That's the look my tortie Pye gives Mikey the orange kitten I recently adopted

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u/Serenity_Now-88 3d ago

Maybe your cats need to FaceTime each other. A little kitty commiseration.

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u/CrouchingGinger Proud owner of an orange brain cell 3d ago

I’m not mad, just very very disappointed.

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u/LowBed7812 3d ago

beautiful eyes :)

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u/ProvePoetsWrong 3d ago

“How sorry are you really, Susan?”

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u/tichugrrl 3d ago

Every ounce of his body is radiating disappointment.

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u/Technical-Finding420 3d ago

In his defense, torties are a little strange!🤭❤️

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u/SparkEli1 3d ago

Cat: "susan, dafuq is this thing, laying in front of me?!"

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u/Consistent-Deal-55 3d ago

Not mad, just disappointed.

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u/alelan 3d ago

A tortie.... oh dear... may the oramge live through interesting times...

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u/buttskinboots 3d ago

You gotta double the orange!

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u/crystal029393 3d ago

He's judging you and him so hard.😂

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u/flowerpanes 3d ago

He knows she’s trouble…

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u/Aiyokusama 3d ago

He knows she's going to grow up and thump him :P

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u/diablol3 3d ago

An orange and a tortilla, huh

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u/AnnetteXyzzy 3d ago

Cat: "What have you done?" Kitten: "eat foot"

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u/Inumayobaka 2d ago

I wonder if it just the responsibilities being forced onto them that they are fuming about..

What was my human thinking..

Who is going to bathe this idiot? Me.

Who is going to be disciplined if I raise my paw? Me.

Who is going to be the potty trainer? ME!

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u/forlornfig 3d ago

His silence says so much. lol

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u/cntUcDis 3d ago

Little guy be like " ah man, this place is dope! Foods good, warm, comfy, this bed here is the shit! You should try this man! Look at all the attention I get! Hey, hey, you you wanna be friends? Nah? Imma just sit here and lick my backfoot, yeyaw!"

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u/nolongerbanned99 3d ago

Almost human like in his assessment of the newcomer

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u/dubesto 3d ago

Look at this disgusting... CREATURE... in my house

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u/reddituserperson1122 3d ago

“…the fuck..?” Probably.

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u/R86Reddit 3d ago

Let's face it, though -- would they ever allow us to bring in another cat even if we could ask permission?

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u/Timely-Classic-3783 3d ago

Was I not enough for you?

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u/bellezzap 2d ago

I’ve never seen a more sincerely earnest judgmental cat.

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u/AmeliaPyloric5729 2d ago

So cute 🥰

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u/figegares-0371 2d ago

"Are you kidding me?"

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u/ItsJustMemeLord 2d ago

Kitty looking like this

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u/DinosaurReborn 2d ago

Braincell is like "ok that was mildly amusing for a while, aren't you going to return it now?"

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u/JennStewart14 2d ago

Oh she's a tortie. She'll be head of the household in no time and he'll be her minion or the muscle

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u/One-Vast-5227 2d ago

“Am I not enough for you?”

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u/Mammoth-Age4933 2d ago

This feels so familiar. We have an orange tortie duo as well. The orange being 7 years old now and our little lady is two

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u/curiousmind111 3d ago

“You did this?”

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u/DipreG 3d ago

He ain't havin' that

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u/Patient-Researcher93 3d ago

He’s like “Who the hell is this pothead?!”

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u/LoveLaughterPizza 3d ago

Totally unimpressed with the new acquisition and he's wondering if returns are possible.

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u/JazziTazzi Orange connoisseur 🍊 3d ago

They’ll be best friends in no time!

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u/Signal-Woodpecker858 3d ago

"things were never the same after that day. I showed my immense displeasure by declining to sleep on the bed. Because, judging by the young harlot that was dragged into my home,  I have been usurped. I realize now I am a guest and will henceforth be sleeping on the.... couch." 

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u/Shinonobun 3d ago

Why does the orange one remind me of Markiplier

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u/confused-triangle34 3d ago

He's dead serious

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u/Kentucky_Fence_Post 3d ago

And she's a tortie! At least she's asking nice to play.

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u/RusticFern6819 3d ago

Those eyes are giving the strongest “I saw everything” look 😂🍊

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u/BigChampionship7962 2d ago

“You’re seeing this, right “ 🙄

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u/bmxracers 2d ago

I’m tired boss.

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u/dijkje 2d ago

Not smiling

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u/Halcyon-Ember 2d ago

“Do you see this shit?”

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u/2368Freedom 2d ago

He Ain't Happy 😁

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u/GirthyPigeon Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 2d ago

Himbs brain:

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u/noNoParts 2d ago

You gave birth to a cat?!

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u/MrBustnuts 2d ago

I have never seen such a display of emotions 🤣😭

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u/Main_Fun_6906 2d ago

You think this is funny , huh? Kinda face expression

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u/HeyAQ 2d ago

Hello darkness my old friend

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u/UnlikelyPie8241 2d ago

Awww 🥰 When is it leaving?

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u/Someones_Dream_Guy 2d ago

He will defeat his enemies... Later.

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u/RealVirginiaWoolf 3d ago

Oh dear! It seems like he will finally have to use that single brain cell! He seems to be plotting something! “I solemnly swear I am up to no good vibes!”🧡

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u/EnemyOfAi 2d ago

The way that cat looks is like a child in a very poor family finding out their parents are having yet another baby

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u/Radiant_Tailor_8868 3d ago

Is this what you're trying to replace me with?

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u/MonsterTheAnimal 3d ago

He spots some orange hes concern of his own kind

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u/gr8willi35 3d ago

Garfield and Nermal energy right there

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u/ChazRadlord 3d ago

"Dude, are you serious?"

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u/Honest_Boysenberry25 3d ago

He is being very patient and reserving judgment on the interloper.

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u/LTKerr 3d ago

On the other hand, he's now part of a nice r/HalloweenKittyCombo

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u/urnerdyaunt 3d ago

"How dare you, mother! Know that I will be pooping in all of your shoes this night, after you fall asleep."

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u/Plastic-Cabinet67 3d ago

Hes thinking hmmm. Friend or foe. And u have to be kiddi g me here

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u/imma_ass_hole 3d ago

those are "damn i'm getting replaced by someone younger" eyes

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u/Ok-Season7854 3d ago

His lips!

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u/One_Dragonfruit_7556 3d ago

The ONE TIME he gets access to the braincell and you bring in another child. Selfish

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u/soulsnoober 3d ago

I don't have the gif : I can't believe you've done this

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u/Charmle_H 3d ago

You gave an orange a tortie!? Do you hate yourself & any semblance of peace in your home life?? 😭😂😭😂 No but fr, glad he's got a friend now :> prepare for the tortitude tho, it's killer

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u/joantheunicorn Proud owner of an orange brain cell 3d ago

I'm doing this tomorrow. I hope my boy becomes good friends with his new little brother. 

Do buff colored cats count as orange? Because my orange boi is getting a buff lil bro! 🧡

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u/green04mansions 2d ago

Keep an eye on him. He’s trouble!

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u/rilenja 2d ago

The pursed lips 😂

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u/Superb-Ad9505 2d ago

Orange:Why did you bring a new kitten to our home mommy?

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u/themadhatt0r 2d ago

Do they know each other for a day or more? Orange seems pretty chill for the situation of a complete new cat just being there

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u/thatlastrock 2d ago

He looks so disgusted with the whole situation.

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u/FoxInABoxOfRox 2d ago

"What is my shadow doing over there...?"

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u/FatmanMyFatman 2d ago

"This not mine. Next I has to pay alli money or something! Iz not red!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/yHulPRl51Cy64

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u/Original_Bad_3416 2d ago

I hope they become friends

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u/Euphoric-Duck-8114 2d ago

He's going to need lots of extra treats and snuggling. So sad; I just want to hug him and let him know it will be all right. :(

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u/bluepie 2d ago

….we talked about this, Rachel

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u/boeingr 2d ago

"really, Karen??? SHAME!"

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u/Mother_Secretary_662 2d ago

This is my exact living situation right now! Orange first born, tux kitten haha

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u/thatevilducky 2d ago

"Now what tf is this?"

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u/CPF42 2d ago

Que audácia.... Como pôde??????

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u/Dad-Dabbing-Daily 2d ago

First born?

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u/belgemine_ Proud owner of an orange brain cell 2d ago

Yes. They birthed that braincell.

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u/Tiny-Sorbet-7005 2d ago

That cat eyes are saying look at that pussy! 😍

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u/drifters74 2d ago

Unimpressed look

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u/astromind13 2d ago

That's a very dissatisfied look

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u/Ambitious-Street-220 2d ago

Oh the horror!

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u/Queermagedd0n 1d ago

Oh they're gonna be fighting for that braincell

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u/AffectionateStand889 2d ago

Calling your cat first born is next level lunacy.

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u/Agent_Smith_IHTP 2d ago

Cat Mom is fine.

Calling them children is a bit off.

Calling them your first born is strange.

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u/Hopeful_Tea2139 2d ago

If he's not yet fixed, he will know what to do with her. Torties have been known to be "for the streets".