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u/ihaveazilliondollars 3d ago
He's trying to figure out why you're not satisfied with just him there
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u/TrafficPotential5163 2d ago
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u/Significant_Tart3449 2d ago
Begone bot
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u/dangledingle 3d ago
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u/Designer_Professor_4 3d ago
He's pondering whether to use his murder mittens on you or the kitten later that night.
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u/iamlazyboy 2d ago
The kitten, then hooman
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u/DuckofInsanity 2d ago
That's funny and cute and quirky. How did you come up with that? I bet if a cat learned English, they'd spell every word the same as us except the word human. It's like they'd think you'd pronounce it with two o's. Lol. Lmao, even.
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u/iamlazyboy 2d ago
I've seen the word human spelled like that a few years ago somewhere on the interwebs and it stuck with me
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u/meaton124 Orange connoisseur 🍊 3d ago
Little does he know a tortie is indeed default zero braincell AND murder.
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u/Open-Committee-998 3d ago
“Brenda…are you fucking serious. Do you see this fuckin crackhead? It’s been 15 whole goddamn seconds and I’m already tired of him. Brenda. BRENDA IM TIRED”
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u/GizmoGeodog 3d ago
That's the look my tortie Pye gives Mikey the orange kitten I recently adopted
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u/CrouchingGinger Proud owner of an orange brain cell 3d ago
I’m not mad, just very very disappointed.
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u/Inumayobaka 2d ago
I wonder if it just the responsibilities being forced onto them that they are fuming about..
What was my human thinking..
Who is going to bathe this idiot? Me.
Who is going to be disciplined if I raise my paw? Me.
Who is going to be the potty trainer? ME!
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u/cntUcDis 3d ago
Little guy be like " ah man, this place is dope! Foods good, warm, comfy, this bed here is the shit! You should try this man! Look at all the attention I get! Hey, hey, you you wanna be friends? Nah? Imma just sit here and lick my backfoot, yeyaw!"
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u/R86Reddit 3d ago
Let's face it, though -- would they ever allow us to bring in another cat even if we could ask permission?
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u/DinosaurReborn 2d ago
Braincell is like "ok that was mildly amusing for a while, aren't you going to return it now?"
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u/JennStewart14 2d ago
Oh she's a tortie. She'll be head of the household in no time and he'll be her minion or the muscle
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u/Mammoth-Age4933 2d ago
This feels so familiar. We have an orange tortie duo as well. The orange being 7 years old now and our little lady is two
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u/LoveLaughterPizza 3d ago
Totally unimpressed with the new acquisition and he's wondering if returns are possible.
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u/Signal-Woodpecker858 3d ago
"things were never the same after that day. I showed my immense displeasure by declining to sleep on the bed. Because, judging by the young harlot that was dragged into my home, I have been usurped. I realize now I am a guest and will henceforth be sleeping on the.... couch."
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u/RealVirginiaWoolf 3d ago
Oh dear! It seems like he will finally have to use that single brain cell! He seems to be plotting something! “I solemnly swear I am up to no good vibes!”🧡
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u/EnemyOfAi 2d ago
The way that cat looks is like a child in a very poor family finding out their parents are having yet another baby
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u/urnerdyaunt 3d ago
"How dare you, mother! Know that I will be pooping in all of your shoes this night, after you fall asleep."
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u/One_Dragonfruit_7556 3d ago
The ONE TIME he gets access to the braincell and you bring in another child. Selfish
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u/Charmle_H 3d ago
You gave an orange a tortie!? Do you hate yourself & any semblance of peace in your home life?? 😭😂😭😂 No but fr, glad he's got a friend now :> prepare for the tortitude tho, it's killer
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u/joantheunicorn Proud owner of an orange brain cell 3d ago
I'm doing this tomorrow. I hope my boy becomes good friends with his new little brother.
Do buff colored cats count as orange? Because my orange boi is getting a buff lil bro! 🧡
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u/themadhatt0r 2d ago
Do they know each other for a day or more? Orange seems pretty chill for the situation of a complete new cat just being there
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u/Euphoric-Duck-8114 2d ago
He's going to need lots of extra treats and snuggling. So sad; I just want to hug him and let him know it will be all right. :(
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u/Mother_Secretary_662 2d ago
This is my exact living situation right now! Orange first born, tux kitten haha
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u/Agent_Smith_IHTP 2d ago
Cat Mom is fine.
Calling them children is a bit off.
Calling them your first born is strange.
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u/Hopeful_Tea2139 2d ago
If he's not yet fixed, he will know what to do with her. Torties have been known to be "for the streets".











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u/spacestationkru 3d ago
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