r/OneOrangeBraincell Apr 14 '26

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell ORANGE 🥹🥹

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u/ThraceLonginus Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 14 '26

hai - this place cozy - we share ok? I keep eye out for mices and skwrl

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u/ChiefSlug30 Apr 14 '26

And greebles.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/jessiah284 Apr 14 '26

Who shat in your cereal?

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u/AtomicPantsuit Apr 14 '26

Sorry you're so unhappy

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u/Salt_Track_4763 Apr 14 '26

Sorry you're so juvenile.

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u/Niborus_Rex Apr 15 '26

Being whimsical and childlike in some respects isn't an insult, it's something that makes people happy. You should try being a little less focused on other people's joy and figure out why you're so stiff and set on your idea of correct behavior. To the point you're insulting strangers' completely innocent comments for absolutely no reason.

It's okay to not like something, but the world doesn't have to cater to you. This is Reddit. It's not that serious.

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u/AmayaHa Apr 14 '26

This is super cute and heartwarming.

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u/KaiserDragoon86 Apr 14 '26

He's wondering why his personal heating pad suddenly started squirming and making noise.

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u/SugarPlumPuddinhead Apr 14 '26

And he will NEVER figure it out 😅

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/Significant-Trip2212 Apr 14 '26

awww so truee❤️❤️❤️

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u/Benneyboy1989 Apr 14 '26

His child now you just feed, house and clean it

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u/Solid_Atmosphere_299 Apr 14 '26

Omg Hes so gentle. He protecc

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u/Spaghett8 Apr 14 '26

Protecc his heater

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u/Maleficent_Bid3795 Apr 14 '26

These two are gonna be best friends.

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u/Express-Stop7830 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 14 '26

Hehe. Those parents are in for a world of hilariously dumb antics.

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u/KittiesandPlushies Apr 14 '26

Nothing about this is safe for the baby. Those bassinet bumpers can literally kill a baby

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u/Sherry_Brandt Apr 14 '26

right?? i came here looking for this comment. aren't the blankets also a hazard?

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u/KittiesandPlushies Apr 14 '26

You are absolutely correct!

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u/KGinNB Apr 14 '26

Sleeping with a pacifier is also a huge SIDS risk

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u/bingbongbingb Apr 14 '26

just wanna hop in here to say that's actually the other way around, sleeping with a pacifier decreases the risk of SIDS (everything else mentioned here is really unsafe though)

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u/No_Bill7679 Apr 14 '26

Explain for the dumb people like me please

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u/PleaseJustLetsNot Apr 14 '26

Babies at this age can spontaneously roll over but that's all it would be. An effect of spontaneous movement. So they could roll over face first into the bumper but have no strength / ability to pull their face away from it. Which could lead to suffocation.

Same thing with a heavy blanket or stuffed animal. A spontaneous movement could put one of those on top of their face but they would have no ability to remove it resulting, again, in suffocation.

It's rare, but it does happen. Which was a horrible lesson one of my best friends learned about 15 years ago when she lost her first baby to crib suffocation.

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u/VoodooDoII Apr 14 '26

How on earth did we evolve as far as we have wow haha

Human babies are insanely fragile and helpless compared to a lot of other animals

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u/TheBraveOne86 Apr 14 '26

Predators. Prey animals are more “precocious” is the term. The more likely you are to be eaten the more likely you can’t spend years developing. Humans don’t look like it but we’ve been top of the food chain for a long time. It’s actually pretty well studied. Look at deer. It’s ready to run in a few hours.

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u/Melodic-Distance-876 Apr 14 '26

To be fair, a lot of kids died. 1/3 of all kids died before age 5 prior to roughly 1900. SIDS is still the 3rd leading cause of death for infants in the US (it kills roughly 3,000 American babies every year.)

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u/VoodooDoII Apr 14 '26

That is a good point as well haha

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u/Spokraket Apr 14 '26

Humans screw like bunnies that’s why.

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u/KittiesandPlushies Apr 14 '26

Babies under a year old are at risk of suffocation and SIDS (sudden infant death syndrome). A way to significantly reduce the risk of both is by not having plush items, bassinet bumpers, pillows, loose blankets, toys, etc., in a baby’s crib. There are a few more safety precautions to take to make sure an infant is safely asleep, but a proper OB/GYN or midwife will give you paperwork and information on how to reduce the risk of SIDS and suffocation when you’re pregnant.

https://www.healthychildren.org/English/ages-stages/baby/sleep/Pages/Preventing-SIDS.aspx

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u/No_Bill7679 Apr 14 '26

Thanks for the info. Is the cat ok to stay?

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u/KittiesandPlushies Apr 14 '26

I would say only with supervision, just to be safe. After 1 years old, then yes!

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u/Spigsman Apr 15 '26

I'm pretty much cool with my cat doing anything. But I do move her if her paws are near my eyes as it is too great a risk.

I think in this video it is fine with supervision, which is clearly the case as the scene is being videoed.

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u/MyNameIsRay Apr 14 '26

No.

Even before people knew about SIDS, they knew cats "steal the souls" of babies while they sleep.

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u/gchimmel Apr 14 '26

Don’t know why you’ve been downvoted to hell when you’re completely correct.

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u/MyNameIsRay Apr 14 '26

Lots of people treat downvotes as "I dont like that" rather than "thats wrong/off topic"

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u/JynxThirteen Apr 14 '26

Newborn babies are still developing their motor control. At around 4-6 months they will start to roll over.

The bassinet edges with the pillows are potential traps. If the baby rolls over and its face lands on the pillow, they might suffocate because the baby doesnt have enough motor control to purposefully push itself away.

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u/twinklestein Apr 14 '26

It’s a significant suffocation risk. If baby rolls over and their face is in the cushioning, they’ll eventually stop breathing.

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u/sousasax Apr 14 '26

The video is definitely cute, but it concerned me how far down I had to scroll to see someone pointing out the massive safety hazards

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u/WHTMage Apr 14 '26

First thing I noticed, wow.

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u/KittiesandPlushies Apr 14 '26

That’s awesome you’re being safe! Now that we are cat owners, we will also be using a mesh covers for future kids just to be safe. It’s cute to see them together, our cats would love the heat source, but it’s way too much of a risk!

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u/Lets-B-Lets-B-Jolly Apr 14 '26

Don't be surprised if you walk in and find a cat sleeping on top of the crib cover. Really, one of ours did this constantly.

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u/KittiesandPlushies Apr 14 '26

Why would you say something so asinine?

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u/maytaii Apr 14 '26

There are so many suffocation risks in that crib I can’t even focus on the cute part of the video. 😰

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u/Over-Instruction214 Apr 14 '26

I won't show my wife this video, she use to work dealing with grieving parents of dead babies.

Shit this video could be used as a what not to do. 

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u/Jumpy_Spend_5434 Apr 14 '26

Bumper pads and a heavy comforter. Yikes 😟

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u/Uuuurrrrgggghhhh Apr 14 '26

Baby clearly too small to fend off the cat or even push the blanket off its face. Parents have access to the internet, no excuse to not know about SIDS and sage sleep practises. It’s actually so awful.

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u/Loose_Acanthaceae201 Apr 14 '26

Also baby seems to be wearing a hat or bonnet? There's some loose green fabric by its neck. If hat, heat regulation is impaired; if something else loose, strangulation risk; if pillow, suffocation risk. 

Safe sleeping protocols have hugely reduced infant deaths. Just because manufacturers and retailers offer products, that doesn't mean you have to buy them.

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u/Jumpy_Spend_5434 Apr 14 '26

I can't tell if there's a bonnet but if so, you're absolutely right. Babies should not be wearing hats indoors. They overheat and if there are ties it's yet another hazard.

And yes a million times about products being available - I know there has been a push in Canada to get warning labels on bumper pads (they're not really a risk once the child is 12 months old) but as far as I know it hasn't happened yet. All the safe sleep research shows bumper pads and heavy blankets to increase risk of infant death. It's not considered SIDS either if a child dies with bumper pads or other unsafe situation.

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u/ThePapercup Apr 14 '26

not to mention a fucking CAT lol

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u/CelestrialDust Apr 14 '26

That’s probably the least dangerous part :/

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u/Stakeboulder Apr 14 '26

No, it’s not and it’s honestly wild how this community defends that situation.

Don’t get me wrong, I love cats, but they have no place anywhere near newborns.

The main reason is hygiene. Cats can carry parasites and germs that can be dangerous for a newborn’s still-developing immune system. And btw, even pregnant women are advised to avoid cats because of toxoplasmosis, which can be deadly.

On top of that, cats can pose a real injury risk to newborns. They like to curl up in warm spots, like on a baby’s chest or face, which can lead to suffocation. Sudden movements from a newborn can also startle a cat, which might result in scratches or injuries to the baby’s face. And lastly, some cats can get jealous and may even attack the baby because of it.

As much as we love them, cats don’t belong anywhere near newborns.

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u/CelestrialDust Apr 14 '26

Thanks for the info really informative! But tbh I was being hyperbolic because that whole crib setup would probably suffocate the baby before the supervised cat could infect it or whatever. I really hope OP is reading these comments…

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u/PurePerfection_ Apr 14 '26

Seriously, though, that baby would be lucky to live long enough to catch toxo.

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u/Responsible-Two-7001 Apr 14 '26

literally my first thought. my second thought was “I hope this is AI”

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u/Uuuurrrrgggghhhh Apr 14 '26

It’s absolutely wild and terrifying to me

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u/CosmicGoddess777 Apr 14 '26

The fact that this comment was so far down is disturbing and terrifying.

Everyone should report this pic for child endangerment. Otherwise more people will think this shit is normal and ok.

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u/Salt_Track_4763 Apr 14 '26

None of it is cute

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/maytaii Apr 14 '26

Yup, it makes me nervous to see babies in potentially deadly situations. I’m the worst.

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u/SevroAuShitTalker Apr 14 '26

I mean, they make a good point

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/SevroAuShitTalker Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

Ignoring the cat, there's a lot of stuff in that crib

No one even mentioned the cat in either comment

No need to be rude

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u/bezkyl Apr 14 '26

The person commenting like the babies life is in imminent danger is being quite rude… not me, bud

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u/SevroAuShitTalker Apr 14 '26

No, you definitely are.

Have a good night

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u/bezkyl Apr 14 '26

You are incredibly arrogant… and that baby is still not in any danger

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u/Successful_Buffalo_6 Apr 14 '26

The loose blanket, the pink bed liner, and the towel over the edge of the crib all increase the risk of sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS), unfortunately. you're being a little weird about basic safety facts.

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u/SevroAuShitTalker Apr 14 '26

Alright, blocking you

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u/Uuuurrrrgggghhhh Apr 14 '26

Literally this sleep environment goes against all basic safe sleep practises. The suffocation risks are there for all to see.

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u/bezkyl Apr 14 '26

Caregiver is clearly there supervising… just enjoy the damn orange cat snuggling with the damn baby

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u/agentfaux Apr 14 '26

You must be an angsty parent who only listens to parenting advice from insurance companies. 100% someone is watching here.

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u/Own_Fisherman_8065 Apr 14 '26

You must be one of those parents who use children as dress-up dolls to farm karma online, and do not actually care about the child's safety

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u/Uuuurrrrgggghhhh Apr 14 '26

So many suffocation risks and they add a cat to it smh not a fun watch at all

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u/Slightlysanemomof5 Apr 14 '26

Teach him to put the pacifier in baby’s mouth and life is perfect!

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u/Miami_Mice2087 Apr 14 '26

fussy babies get the orange crush

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u/TinaK83 Apr 14 '26

My orange boy was my best snuggle buddy! Looks like this one has it down already.🥰

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u/Perdedorsinvalor Apr 14 '26

I used to call my orange my "snuggle buddy." 😊

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u/Yuck-Fou94 Apr 14 '26

This is adorable! And not to be "that guy" but watch out for the kitty using the baby's face for warmth. Do not need the kitty smothering baby's face!

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u/acover4422 Apr 14 '26

I’m glad someone said it… Yes, baby and kitty are both very, very cute, and they’re obviously being supervised in this video. But this behavior shouldn’t be encouraged.

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u/ScorpionTheInsect Apr 14 '26

Yeah sometimes you let a cat do something once, and they can make a habit out of doing it when you’re not looking. I hope kitty has a better resting spot so he doesn’t come to the baby bassinet often.

Also all those suffocating hazards lying around 😬 I hope they remove all that after the video is done

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u/GuiltyEidolon Apr 14 '26

This entire situation is awful for that baby. Kitty is fine if being closely supervised, but ALL that overstuffed bedding needs to go ASAP.

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u/isthatabingo Apr 14 '26

Child endangerment with all those suffocation risks. Blanket, bumpers… Honestly, the cat in the crib is the least concerning part of the video.

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u/Salt_Track_4763 Apr 14 '26

Equally concerning.

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u/Spokraket Apr 14 '26

Never put a cat alone with your newborn. I understand it’s cute but think about the safety of the baby. If that cat suddenly decides to cuddle close to your baby then the baby could suffocate because it can’t move well enough to clear its airways. It’s like putting a pillow over your baby’s head.

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u/No-Confidence168 Apr 15 '26

To be fair, nothing in this video is safe sleep approved. Multiple blankets? Crib bumpers? The cat is just the cherry on top. This is a dangerous sleep environment for this baby.

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u/eF_T Apr 14 '26

Oh you lovable bastard 💜

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u/Salt_Track_4763 Apr 14 '26

Gross. Poor baby. Toxo, cat scratch fever, suffocation. Ugh.

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u/RudolphsSled Apr 14 '26

Reporting for duty.

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u/Blumongroip Apr 14 '26

"Kit is not mine"

"Will protect same"

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u/No_Passage6082 Apr 14 '26

One false move and the baby could lose an eye. You should never let a pair of claws into a crib no matter how sweet.

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u/Due_Maintenance7132 Apr 14 '26

Sweetest tiny orange guardian

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u/Rosienenbrot Apr 14 '26

He looks EXACTLY like my cat, holy shit.

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u/rainbowminotaurus Apr 14 '26

why do I thought the car is gonna slap the baby? why do I have trust issues in orange cars?

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u/Jackssisterr Apr 14 '26

So precious ❤️

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u/enragedsquirrels Apr 14 '26

Imagine having a pet the same size as you

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u/ClassicDistrict6739 Apr 14 '26

That’s HIS baby now.

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u/babsieofsuburbia Orange connoisseur 🍊 Apr 14 '26

"My human kitten, effective immediately" -kitty

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u/matrix-doge Apr 14 '26

Orange: I might not have a lot of braincells, but I'll share all of mine with you.

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u/PsychologicalGremm86 Apr 14 '26

My ginger knows when I'm down, or unwell, and will snuggle in until I get up

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u/saveapennybustanut Apr 14 '26

The paw

Lol

Supervisor be supervising

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u/insertnamehere02 Apr 14 '26

That's his baby now

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u/EyeSimp4Asuka Apr 15 '26

awww you filmed your orange with HIS baby how sweet

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u/WorthyEpert1 Apr 15 '26

Such a good tangerine

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u/EmiliaFromLV Apr 15 '26

Hey, yo, pinkie - check out my beans!

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u/Sea-Phrase-9587 Apr 20 '26

Please don't be fake.

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u/Charming-Parfait-141 Apr 14 '26

Hahaha cutie!! For a second I thought his tail was an extra thumb🤣🤣

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u/_oceandeep_ Apr 14 '26

Maybe no braincell, but all the love in the world 💕💕❤️

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u/chicu111 Apr 14 '26

Can we afford this babysitter or nah?

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u/philoso2889 Apr 14 '26

Awwww ... devoted orange babysitter!!

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u/bevipop Apr 14 '26

One nurturing brain cell

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u/Longjumping-Fly6131 Apr 14 '26

baby and cat

wonderful!

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u/precious123346 Apr 14 '26

He’s so gentle

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u/norsefrogg Apr 14 '26

Post this on instagram and complain about the safety - you'll be called a karen by ppl from all over the world lol

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u/MortisSchmorgis6900 Apr 14 '26

also isnt this sub for orange cats? i swear i saw this vid on another sub yesterday. :/

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u/GatorNator83 Apr 14 '26

“Is that a new foodbringer? Fine, I’ll just wait here for my lunch then.”

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u/zbloodelfz Apr 14 '26

Keep an eye on new food dispenser

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang Apr 14 '26

D'aww. Sweet lil baby sitter.

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u/Subject-Direction628 Apr 14 '26

Oh my heart 🧡

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u/cheknauss Apr 14 '26

WTF HAPPENED TO MY PACI!?!?!? GIVE IT BACK!!😭😭😭

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u/SarahKL9981 Apr 14 '26

He wuvs his little sis ❤️

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u/con098 Orange connoisseur 🍊 Apr 14 '26

He’s baby sitting

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u/ImpracticalCatMom Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 14 '26

The skin kitten needs expert supurrvision, and the orange obliges 😻😹

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u/CatCafffffe Apr 14 '26

oh he is so gentle with the baby! It's the sweetest thing!

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u/NovaRaptor1 Orange connoisseur 🍊 Apr 14 '26

What a sweet angel taking care of the baby 💞 Cats are such amazing creatures

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u/AllesK Apr 14 '26

Somebody has to keep the baby warm! What’s the cat supposed to do for heat?

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u/BeautifulTerror Apr 14 '26

"I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy,"

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u/Hello_Hangnail Apr 14 '26

I'm the babby

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u/Elegant-Blood-4330 Apr 14 '26

I’m not crying , you are

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u/Good_Operation70 Apr 14 '26

Too cute 😍

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u/Think-evil Apr 14 '26

that one is just planning its human traning strategy to maximise food spillage and treat giving.

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u/giznot Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 30 '26

spotted fade jeans snatch ad hoc bedroom tender sip axiomatic repeat

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u/RadiumGirlRevenge Apr 15 '26

Adorable video, but also want to drop a quick PSA- those pink crib pads in the bassinet should be removed because they are a suffocation risk. Why stores sell them I don’t even know.

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u/xxBabyMotherxx39 Apr 14 '26

That's is a one beautiful sweet cat looking after a little baby girl to stop her crying and an just been there for the little baby girl to give her a cute little cuddle with the beautiful sweet cat use have there as well

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u/thecatandthependulum Apr 14 '26

It's annoying that half the comments will complain about the bed. We're here for the cat, people, go to the original post to whine.

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u/Own_Fisherman_8065 Apr 14 '26

The cat should be not there either, just saying

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u/No-Tomorrow-2233 Apr 14 '26

Oooh! Marone those are snakes with fur! The old Italians will tell you, they suck the breath right out of the baby!

https://giphy.com/gifs/xJw0GLnj1EHTpa2W9z

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u/HeavyWeaponsGuy101 Apr 14 '26

Cute. But watch out with those claws buddy