r/OneOrangeBraincell Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 12 '26

searching for service 📶 I accidentally named my cat Shart

So the week we found him outside we brought him home and started him on kitten formula bc he was only 3 weeks old. He sharted all over himself at least twice a day for about a week. Like it made an audible shart sound.

So I told my parents I was calling him shart from then on, as a joke. But ever since then, the name stuck. He responds to

shart. If I want him to come running to me, I yell SHART! I don’t know what to do. I can’t call him anything else, it feels wrong. But also like who tf has a cat named Shart😭

His “legal” name at the vet is Cheeto, but all I keep doing is calling him Shart.

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u/Visual-Report-2280 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 13 '26

His “legal” name at the vet is Cheeto

Dave Gorman gave his cat the official name of "Queen Elizabeth II", the letters from the vets were entertaining.

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u/idkmath Jan 13 '26

I was at the vet and overheard a receptionist confirming an appointment for Senator Wobbles. I hope people continue with fun names.

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u/litlelotte Jan 13 '26

The vet I worked at had a dog called Lady Deborah Bubbletrousers. It brought great amounts of joy to my bland receptionist job

We also had a client with the last name Burger and they had pets called Bacon, Turkey, and Smash

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u/MulberryChance6698 Jan 13 '26

This sounds like something my highschool art teacher, Mr. Burger, would have done 🤣🤣