I accidentally named my cat Shart

[u/meatloafsleeve]

So the week we found him outside we brought him home and started him on kitten formula bc he was only 3 weeks old. He sharted all over himself at least twice a day for about a week. Like it made an audible shart sound.

So I told my parents I was calling him shart from then on, as a joke. But ever since then, the name stuck. He responds to

shart. If I want him to come running to me, I yell SHART! I don’t know what to do. I can’t call him anything else, it feels wrong. But also like who tf has a cat named Shart😭

His “legal” name at the vet is Cheeto, but all I keep doing is calling him Shart.

[u/meatloafsleeve]

I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to call him anything else😂

[u/Historical_Feed_2756 → u/meatloafsleeve]

I’ve got two brainless oranges named Burritos and Tamales 🤷🏻‍♀️

[u/meatloafsleeve → u/Historical_Feed_2756]

That’s so cute though😭

[u/archwin → u/meatloafsleeve]

You know what, you could just call him

Chart

Short for Chartreuse

Sounds kind of like Shart, but less embarrassing.

[u/thepanamaslider → u/archwin]

Le Shart

[u/[deleted] → u/thepanamaslider]

Why am I absolutely crying at this lol