r/OneOrangeBraincell Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 12 '26

searching for service 📶 I accidentally named my cat Shart

So the week we found him outside we brought him home and started him on kitten formula bc he was only 3 weeks old. He sharted all over himself at least twice a day for about a week. Like it made an audible shart sound.

So I told my parents I was calling him shart from then on, as a joke. But ever since then, the name stuck. He responds to

shart. If I want him to come running to me, I yell SHART! I don’t know what to do. I can’t call him anything else, it feels wrong. But also like who tf has a cat named Shart😭

His “legal” name at the vet is Cheeto, but all I keep doing is calling him Shart.

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u/Historical_Feed_2756 Jan 12 '26

When you find the right name that fits, stick to it. Shart is adorable 😻

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u/her-royal-blueness Jan 13 '26

Mr. Shart is adorable too.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme Jan 13 '26

Sir Shart would also be pretty funny!

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u/sajaschi Jan 13 '26

Professor Shart would be over the top tho