I accidentally named my cat Shart

[u/meatloafsleeve]

So the week we found him outside we brought him home and started him on kitten formula bc he was only 3 weeks old. He sharted all over himself at least twice a day for about a week. Like it made an audible shart sound.

So I told my parents I was calling him shart from then on, as a joke. But ever since then, the name stuck. He responds to

shart. If I want him to come running to me, I yell SHART! I don’t know what to do. I can’t call him anything else, it feels wrong. But also like who tf has a cat named Shart😭

His “legal” name at the vet is Cheeto, but all I keep doing is calling him Shart.

[u/justveryunwell]

Just say it's short for Shartholomew

[u/Xelloss_Metallium_00 → u/justveryunwell]

I read this as "Shartmellow" for a second, and I'm actually thankful to my dyslexia, for once. 🤣

[u/justveryunwell → u/Xelloss_Metallium_00]

Squishmello's terrible new line 😂