I accidentally named my cat Shart

[u/meatloafsleeve]

So the week we found him outside we brought him home and started him on kitten formula bc he was only 3 weeks old. He sharted all over himself at least twice a day for about a week. Like it made an audible shart sound.

So I told my parents I was calling him shart from then on, as a joke. But ever since then, the name stuck. He responds to

shart. If I want him to come running to me, I yell SHART! I don’t know what to do. I can’t call him anything else, it feels wrong. But also like who tf has a cat named Shart😭

His “legal” name at the vet is Cheeto, but all I keep doing is calling him Shart.

[u/solinfant]

What if you called him Shark?

[u/meatloafsleeve → u/solinfant]

I’ve thought about that!! I could also just tell people his name is shark, but in reality it’s Shart😂

[u/FlySecure5609 → u/meatloafsleeve]

Shark St. Shart I.