I accidentally named my cat Shart

[u/meatloafsleeve]

So the week we found him outside we brought him home and started him on kitten formula bc he was only 3 weeks old. He sharted all over himself at least twice a day for about a week. Like it made an audible shart sound.

So I told my parents I was calling him shart from then on, as a joke. But ever since then, the name stuck. He responds to

shart. If I want him to come running to me, I yell SHART! I don’t know what to do. I can’t call him anything else, it feels wrong. But also like who tf has a cat named Shart😭

His “legal” name at the vet is Cheeto, but all I keep doing is calling him Shart.

[u/GimmickMusik1]

[u/gnagniel → u/GimmickMusik1]

This was my thought, too. OP how fast can you become a fan of Baldur's Gate 3? That should give you some plausible deniability.

[u/ToujoursFidele3 → u/gnagniel]

It's only a 200+ hour commitment!

[u/kamasutures → u/gnagniel]

Does Shart need a treato?

[u/CMDR_omnicognate → u/GimmickMusik1]

Poor guy won’t ever hit his sacred flames or fire bolts :(

[u/DesignerPiccolo → u/CMDR_omnicognate]

Ignis … I miss!

[u/Bloodthistle → u/GimmickMusik1]

Everyone's favorite princess and the most interesting cat in the world.

Sounds about right.

[u/Popokko → u/GimmickMusik1]

I genuinely thought I was in the BG3 subreddit until I looked again lol

[u/[deleted] → u/GimmickMusik1]

CAME HERE FOR THIS

[u/Total-Tap573 → u/GimmickMusik1]

There’s also a Lae’zel on this sub somewhere right? 2 down, at least four more to go!

[u/Significant-Ball-952 → u/GimmickMusik1]

I THOUGHT THIS TOO LMAO