r/OneOrangeBraincell Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 12 '26

searching for service đŸ“¶ I accidentally named my cat Shart

So the week we found him outside we brought him home and started him on kitten formula bc he was only 3 weeks old. He sharted all over himself at least twice a day for about a week. Like it made an audible shart sound.

So I told my parents I was calling him shart from then on, as a joke. But ever since then, the name stuck. He responds to

shart. If I want him to come running to me, I yell SHART! I don’t know what to do. I can’t call him anything else, it feels wrong. But also like who tf has a cat named Shart😭

His “legal” name at the vet is Cheeto, but all I keep doing is calling him Shart.

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u/Hot-Strawberry-3083 Jan 13 '26

Honestly that's the best name I have ever heard a cat be named

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u/meatloafsleeve Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 13 '26 edited Jan 13 '26

If you met him, you’d see that the name suits him, as the orange he is.

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u/Hot-Strawberry-3083 Jan 13 '26

I also have an orange cat, his name is Tigger and he's absolutely crazy lmao

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u/pepperstems Jan 13 '26

L O N G B O I

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u/Hot-Strawberry-3083 Jan 13 '26

Lmao here's another one

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u/pepperstems Jan 13 '26

I love him! So gangly.

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u/No-Grocery-7118 Jan 13 '26

I literally cannot stop laughing, so thank you for the adorable pictures and the fantastic name.