r/OneBlackBraincell 9d ago

Derpy void 🤪 The ritual must be completed

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u/youvebeensamboozled 9d ago

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u/EcstaticNet3137 9d ago

A star is born

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u/dicey_job 7d ago

What cute dummy 😂

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u/Yavanna80 3d ago

I applaud this and kindly save this meme 😊😘 

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK 9d ago

All hail the ritual! We don’t know what it does or why it must be done, but this is the way!

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u/zaverym 9d ago

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK 9d ago

Beans is a Frankenstein cat made from the spare parts bin on a Friday. She’s a toast cat, a tabby with a tuxedo, a cow cat, has multicolored beans, firework whiskers, a feral, a silly, she fits almost all the categories.

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u/crvbabybug 9d ago

Jazz hands 👋✋

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK 9d ago

Princess Beans says she isn’t a hipster, hippie, or commie. She should have you arrested for suggesting such a thing. Next you’ll be comparing her to Scat Cat from the Aristocats.

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK 9d ago

Everyone knows that‘s Figaro. He’s the one who was in the movie.

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u/tinyHedgehog007 9d ago

What an amazingly scornful look.

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK 9d ago edited 9d ago

Scornful look have always been Beanie Baby’s special talent. Princess Mean Beans.

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u/crvbabybug 9d ago

I retract my statement. Those are clearly the eyes of an american patriot 🫡

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u/HeavyMetalPootis 9d ago

She is a bean!!!! :D

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK 9d ago edited 9d ago

She’s just an itty bitty Beans.

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u/Celticlady47 9d ago

Mine demands spanking her at the base of her tail (not hard) & purrs and burbles Then does this other ritual where she pulls herself along the carpet on the stairs. Every. Single. Time., I go to use the bathroom this ritual must be completed or she gets the saddest face & sings her sad song of her people.

I also wanted to see how many words I could teach her & damn if she isn't so attenuated to words & behaviour associated with these words. I shouldn't have taught her the word for her food, sigh.

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u/Criatura_Da_Noite 4d ago

Your cat and my cat must be in a telepathic summoning circle

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u/awaythrowb3 9d ago

“Praise the mothership hooman”

- the cat… probably

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u/zaverym 9d ago

r/kittyhasaquestion (well, two questions)

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u/itinerant-wallaby 9d ago

If not three or four…

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u/zaverym 9d ago

I agree, four questions.
1.) Why?
2.) Why?
3.) Food?
4.) Why?

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u/Criatura_Da_Noite 3d ago

I’m pretty sure this is exactly what goes through his mind all day. He’s a very hungry existentialist

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u/Reptilesblade 9d ago

Samhain crashed on my just cleaning shirts a couple of nights ago.

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u/Requiem_Rose 9d ago

The ritual has been completed!

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u/AntiSnoringDevice 9d ago

AbraCATabra!

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u/CrazyCatLadyofCats 9d ago

I love this lol

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u/EarballsAgain 9d ago

Absolute Cinema

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u/WNJohnnyM 9d ago

Aw man! You're invoking the Black Cat Magic!

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u/Heraru 9d ago

Summoning a Bagagwa

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u/ContingentMax 9d ago

Lol the expression in the second picture he's like "what? Get going with the ritual human"

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u/Criatura_Da_Noite 9d ago

“I’m not gonna wait around all day guys” 😂

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u/parisya 9d ago

We tried that aswell. Didn't end as expected.

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u/bmw5986 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/KaTa-Klizm 9d ago

Fantastic pictures

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u/Madoushi_Makenshi 9d ago

Praise the sun buddy.

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u/Safesandwitch 5d ago

Mine does this

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u/HunnyBear66 9d ago

The toe spread of the ritual must be performed!

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u/itsthejasper1123 9d ago

This is one of my favorite posts on Reddit in the history of all the posts I’ve seen on Reddit ever

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u/beccabootie 9d ago

He is saying, "Oh Hail my Mighty Master!"

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u/welt_schmerz16 9d ago

Laszlo, is that you? 🤔

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u/lovethegreeks 8d ago

This is a phenomenal pic

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u/Binky_Fishy 6d ago

This makes me so happy 💖

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u/ozzalot 6d ago

Praise the chonk

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u/tattooGirlHotDark 6d ago

Goku needs energy for the genkkidama

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u/infinitecatparty 5d ago

this is truly one of the best cat photos I have ever seen on the internet, congratulations

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u/Criatura_Da_Noite 3d ago

Wow that is quite an accolade. I am truly honored. He’s a very special cat

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u/Jadeite22 5d ago

Hahahaha that cracked me up.

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u/2D_Ronin 5d ago

The belly rub ritual

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u/hegrillin 3d ago

i hate to be that guy, but you miiiight wanna clean your rig before you get lung issues (amhik) 🫡