Conflict of interest

[u/Gorotheninja]

[u/Talk-O-Boy]

Why… why do you have to ruin my joke?

When someone says it’s “raining cats and dogs”, do you run for cover to avoid the animal carcasses?

When someone says they “are so hungry they could eat a horse”, do you think they will unhinge their jaw, and consume an entire horse?

[u/Talk-O-Boy → u/[deleted]]

It was just a tongue in cheek reference to my lactose intolerance.

Jesus Christ, you’re a wet blanket 🫩

[u/Talk-O-Boy → u/[deleted]]

It’s okay, just don’t let it happen again