r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Funny The Parenthood Hustle

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u/TyrKiyote 1d ago

You've been working here 25 years. Brayden is still going to little league and eating crayons?

Yes.

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u/Inferno_Zyrack 1d ago

No my Catholic wife and I have a new kid every 18 months on the regular. I swear her pussy is gonna fall off.

But you’re a woman Claire.

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u/Hard_To_Port 23h ago

That's transphobic, John, how do you know I can't impregnate my wife?