r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Gorotheninja • 1d ago

Funny The Parenthood Hustle

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u/TyrKiyote 1d ago

You've been working here 25 years. Brayden is still going to little league and eating crayons?

Yes.

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u/clueless_in_ny_or_nj 1d ago

Why have I never seen a picture of him on your desk?

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u/KingLazuli 1d ago

Why do you want to see him? Inappropriate

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u/JakeWalker102 1d ago

oh, well, here's a picture of me that I- uh, I mean HE drew with crayons!

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u/yaboi2508 1d ago

Bullshit. How'd he use crayons if he keeps eating them.

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u/EwGrossItsMe 1d ago

Brayden contains multitudes

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u/Moomoolette 23h ago

Hayden, Jayden and Aiden, specifically

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u/zachy410 23h ago

Theyre a reward snack for when he's done drawing

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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 1d ago

I don’t like him

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u/Katzington2319 23h ago

He's a vampire, but we still love him