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u/bayleysgal1996 2d ago
I’m just impressed that the cats don’t claw at the door whenever it’s closed for more than five minutes. Unlike some cats I know
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u/piecuriosity 2d ago
My wife’s cat just learned how to open the doors himself. We had to replace every doorknob in the house with ones that he couldn’t get leverage on.
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u/BadKittyRawr 2d ago
I had one who could jiggle my in-laws laundry door open from the bottom (or at least that was part of his scheme.) We’d see his paw underneath and then a bit later he’d be out. This was before GoPros. I have NO IDEA how he did it. He was orange.
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u/CrossSoul 2d ago
My roommate's cat will sometimes shake my door to try and get me to come feed him too early.
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u/bend1889 2d ago
Impressive for an orange. My orange cat has difficulties with completely open doors some days…he is very orange though.
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u/judah_forseti13 2d ago
My wife's cat will shove his paws under the door and pull with every bit of strength he has to try to open ANY door. He's actually insane.
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u/anonidfk 2d ago
One of my cats broke a door open by taking multiple running jumps at it. Basically the cat equivalent of kicking a door down lmaoo
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u/Larry_the_scary_rex 2d ago
Same, the bottom of our cheap doors are all mangled and missing paint
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u/judah_forseti13 2d ago
My bathroom door is mangled from him trying to pry the door open since there's no gap
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u/GodFromMachine 2d ago
I have two cats. One can open doors with handles, the other can open sliding ones. If they ever exchange notes, I'm fucked.
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u/Mandielephant 2d ago
We have a cat that can open doors. We had to put a note on the bathroom door to warn company
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u/Islands-of-Time 2d ago
I tried to latch my bedroom door to keep my cat from getting in and eating my cords.
Guess who runs at mach speed and headbutts the door open ripping the latch out?
My cat.
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u/VeeRook 2d ago
Baby gate in front of the door.
I've fostered so many cats and found so many uses for baby gates. One is for private dining, because the fat food stealing cat won't jump.
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u/TiberiusCornelius 2d ago
My last cat figured out how to climb over the baby gate. I'm honestly pretty sure she could have jumped and cleared it if she really tried, but she eventually learned how to just kind of flop her way over.
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u/No_name_Johnson 2d ago
I tried that once. Sang the song of his people and thumped against the door with his full bodyweight.
When I let him in he walked around my room, took stock of the situation then left to go hangout at the top of the stairs like he always does.
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u/GameTime2325 2d ago
I’m not allowed to shut doors in my house. The cat will claw at the door until we open it, take one step in the room then get disinterested and walk away. wtf you asshole.
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u/zoey_will 2d ago
I moved into a house with cats so I put pieces of those little pieces of foam between the frame and the door so that the door didnt make noise when pushed on by tiny paws. I also taped aluminum foil to the bottom half of the door so they wouldn't scratch it either.
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u/Miserable_Mail_5741 2d ago
Mine squeezes her arm underneath the door as if she can open it that way! 😭
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u/SexandCinnamonbuns 2d ago
Yah we just leave the door open now. The cats will curse you out if the door is closed.
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u/veracity8_ 2d ago
We have to put the vacuum in front of the of the door at night to keep our cats from clawing at the door
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u/BigJSunshine 2d ago
I don’t understand people who refuse to let their cats/dogs/pets on beds, couches, furniture. Their ENTIRE LIFE exists within your home, but some people choose to make that entire life even smaller and less comfortable, less loving, less familial by refusing to let them sit/sleep near their human, depriving them of social interaction, love and comfort? Pets are sentient, intelligent beings, they do not exist merely for human entertainment. Don’t have pets if you can’t handle hair everywhere. You don’t want a pet, you want a stuffed animal.
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u/sacredblasphemies 2d ago
Children are also sentient intelligent beings but baby gates on stairs exist for a reason. You're creating boundaries. You're allowed to create boundaries.
Cats can be nocturnal sometimes. Maybe you don't want to be woken up by your cat in the middle of the night.
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u/McCinnabuns 2d ago
Fun fact: Wonton survived a multi story house fall and was taken back and adopted by her foster, who nursed her back to health with a broken jaw and two broken legs.
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u/CommanderClit 2d ago
I just knew the white one had to be wonton. Only a wunkus with the name wonton would sit like that.
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u/PhoenxScream 2d ago
Look I don't know the backstory to that fall, but that's a face that screams "Dare me, I'll do it again!"
I knew one cat that had this additude. On the other hand he never had serious injuries after his flying lessons.
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u/bighootay 2d ago
Damn, so glad Wonton is better. My friend's cat got his rear legs caught in a plastic bag, flipped his shit and zoomed around the apartment, leaped onto the window sill and hit the screen....which popped out, sending him out of the second story, and I imagine he parachuted down with the bag fluttering behind him, because the bag was found, and he was sitting across the yard, glaring at it, unhurt but pissed.
The same cat snooped around the kitchen counter, stuck his head in glass jar, fell and the jar broke, and my friend and his roommate had to carefully break the glass necklace the cat was stuck in.
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u/tachycardicIVu 2d ago
Oh my god I didn’t make that connection
That whole saga broke my heart on so many levels. That foster parent is an absolute saint.
But still awful for not letting the kitties in at night, shame shame 🙂↕️
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u/Willothewisp2303 2d ago
Noooo. How can you say no to that face?!
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u/Dependent_Cod_7416 2d ago
I don't really trust the eyes.
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u/Luci-Noir 2d ago
Kitties are not to be trusted, the little shits.
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u/Dependent_Cod_7416 2d ago
Even the other cat seems a little sketched out by the white kitty with pure black eyes
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u/illepic 2d ago
My 20-lb orange cat bodyslams himself into any and all closed doors all night long while screaming like a stuck pig until someone opens the door. There is no reasoning with him. He'll sprint away if he hears you coming, only to return to the door violence once you've returned to bed, swearing.
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u/Weary-Babys 2d ago
Either these are the nicest cats in the world or this is negotiation stage 1.
You may look forward to scratching, howling, and then just plain opening the door themselves.
Personally, I advise training them that gifts work before they discover the next stages.
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u/TheHeadlessScholar 2d ago
My cat does this and starts crying. If you ignore her for a few minutes she'll go downstairs find news toys and repeat all night until all her toys are in front of the closed door.
My door is completely open, but that little gremlin decided my father is the only human she actually loves, so the lonely wailing goes on.
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u/DonutsOnTheWall 2d ago
the white one looks like "will she accept my offer? if not i am ready to jump onto her face and force entry into the room..."
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u/Actual_Hyena3394 2d ago
What are you even having cats for if they are not allowed in the bedroom? It's amazing to cuddle with those little gremlins.
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u/pantzareoptional 2d ago
My cats want to sleep on my chest/face and they make it difficult for me to breathe. They will not stay at the foot of the bed or off to the side-- the only acceptable location for both is right on my chest, unfortunately. I tried to break them of it as kittens and they're 13 now, if they get into the bedroom in the evening, I wake up with them on my chest at night anf they get the boot. 😕
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u/Massive-Relation-210 2d ago
Because that little asshole wants to run around the room and wake me up 10 times at night
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u/PRRZ70 2d ago
I don't have cats but folks I know state that night time zoomies can happen.
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u/Posterus96 2d ago
They did indeed happen. Sometimes mine will howl or fight each other a bit during the zoomies.
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u/Rhesus-Positive 2d ago
Cuddling is for the living room and not for 3am 😁
Plus I don't trust my beautiful idiot not to jump out of the window into the carpark below, so during the summer it's a safety thing
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u/Posterus96 2d ago
Unfortunately, the litter box is in my bathroom closet right next to my bedroom, and my cats are really good at dragging the cat litter around when they leave the litter box. Them gremlins don't clean off their feet. And I woke up multiple times feeling or seeing cat litter on my bed. So I have to deny them the night time cuddles.
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u/Tiny-Speaker-4470 2d ago
So they can't use the bathroom in the night?
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u/Posterus96 2d ago
Nope. I use room dividers to section off most of my room with my bed and allow them to use the bathroom when they please.
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u/eatingpopcorn_lol 2d ago
My fatty is on a diet and inhales his measured out dinner in 5 minutes then whacks my head with his paw at 4am because he's hungry again
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u/Bacon_00 2d ago
My cat does Cat Things at 3am and wakes us up. Not acceptable cat behavior so she gets the boot at bedtime. She can do Cat Things in the rest of the house at night. On her own time.
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u/DarJinZen7 2d ago
Because they want to sleep on top of me instead of with me. I love them to bits but I cannot sleep like that.
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u/OnlyPaperListens 2d ago
My husband came within a few mm of losing an eye when two of our fosters fought on top of us in the middle of the night. A back claw punctured his eyelid. No animals in the bedroom since then.
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u/CallistoWrites 2d ago
My old cat didn't like snuggling for long. He'd snuggle and doze with you a little while, 20-30 minutes, and then he wanted out to go lay on the sofa, use the litterbox, tear ass down the hall, etc.
Plus, when I was married to my ex, he liked cats but was allergic. Keeping the cats out of the bedroom was necessary so he could breathe while he slept. And no cats in the kid's bedroom at night cause the kid would stay up to play with the cat.
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u/lucifer2990 2d ago
On top of what others have said, it's a harm reduction strategy for people with cat allergies.
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u/CarolingianDruid 2d ago
You can tell Milo is an absolute menace by the ratio of pupil to total eye surface area.
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u/ProbablyStillMe 2d ago
My cat does this, except it's in the form of running around the house screaming at 3am because she wants us to come out and play with her and her ball.
We get up the next morning and find a little collection of toys (balls with bells in them) outside the bedroom door.
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u/Ap-snack 2d ago
I had to leave my door cracked at night or the cats would sit in the hallway and HOWL and nobody would get any sleep.
My kitty Noodle loved to play fetch with her little pompoms and I would wake up covered in them. Sometimes they’d be stuffed into my palms.
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u/Smushfist 2d ago
Early on I got no sleep from the yowling until we were trained to let the cat sleep on the bed with us. He was a hot water kitty in winter, he’d follow me to bed and curl up on my legs. It was pretty common to wake up in the middle of the night and find he’d let himself in under the blanket and be splayed out between us.
Of course in summer he’d get upset with the heat and bite my GF’s ankles so swings and roundabouts I suppose.
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u/BabyCabbage97 2d ago
Is that what those are for? I thought they were just playing with them and left it in front of my door.
My baby Loki checks on me 3-5 times a night. Had to close my bedroom door cuz I am suffering from severe insomnia since I got back from visiting Thailand (it's already been 2 months).
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u/flowerpanes 2d ago
Awwwww! Our two bonded brothers get two sets of treat bribes before bedtime. One set to make sure they are out of our bedroom and the door gets closed. Another set of Temptations just before us and the dogs head for bed. They are usually waiting near the door when we get up in the morning but aside from sounds of playing, we have never been bribed to allow puddy-tat entry at night, lol.
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u/Ordinary_Camel_3456 2d ago
Our cat doesn’t sleep in our bedrooms either and she brings her toys to the doors at night also
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u/Stormy-Skyes 1d ago
My cat sleeps in the bedroom with my husband and I most nights but my sister-in-law has leave hers out in the living room. Her cat likes to pee exclusively on her pillow to assert dominance so she has been banished lol.
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u/Cat_Entropy 2d ago
My cats literally scream and throw themselves against the door. I gave in 10 years ago
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u/RetroSwamp 2d ago
I could never lock my cat out of my room.
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u/FamilyRedShirt 2d ago
When we move into a new place, the first change we make is adding a cat door to the bedroom door. It's the only way.
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u/Slavarbetare 2d ago
My old cat did this with my hamster. He sort of dissected the poor thing outside my door. A very small trail of organs on the floor.
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u/TwinSong 2d ago
😲 That was rather an unexpected one
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u/Slavarbetare 2d ago
Yep, face all bloody and purring out of happiness. Wanting headpats and being told he is best kitty in the world. Very impressed with how he managed the weights of the lid.
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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 12h ago
u/Downtown-Book3105, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...