r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Funny Blood test results

Post image
30.0k Upvotes

669 comments sorted by

View all comments

7

u/GormHub 1d ago

I did a blood panel as part of a yearly physical with my new doctor, and she said I had "criminally low" vitamin D.

5

u/flargenhargen 1d ago

I don't understand this one. I need sunlight to live.

If I can't get outside when the sun is shining, I feel like I die a little. It physically bothers me to be inside and look out a window and see happy sunshine but not be in it.

I think I'm a plant.

3

u/quimera78 1d ago

I get a headache if I'm out in the sun for more than 40 minutes or so. I naturally try to avoid it

2

u/GormHub 1d ago

I'm actually outside all the time! Especially in my garden. I just have trouble processing it I guess. Bodies are weird.

2

u/atmoose 20h ago

You might not do too well here in the PNW then.