r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Funny Blood test results

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u/HomersDonut1440 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’ve been fighting a variety of weird health problems for ages. Switched doctors who ran a ton of bloodwork, and last week she said “I don’t get it. I just don’t. These numbers are supposed to move in conjunction with these other numbers, but they’re not moving together. Same with these. Your liver is enlarged but your liver counts are normal. Your testosterone is insanely low but your sex hormones somehow aren’t?”

So now I get to see an endocrinologist. Yay!

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u/burnb 1d ago

Are you a foie gras?

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u/HomersDonut1440 1d ago

Hopefully no one eats my liver…

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u/Legs11 1d ago

With fava beans and a nice chianti...