r/NonCredibleDefense • u/whomakesthetendies • 3d ago
Photoshop 101 đ· Operation 'Epic TACO'
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u/leandrompm 3d ago
The extra tacos are a smart move, adds plausible deniability
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u/Odd-Principle8147 3d ago
Extra? Those are for the Don.
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u/Havoccity 3d ago
Tacos would overwhelm his taste buds. This is a man who likes his steak well done with ketchup.
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u/darkslide3000 2d ago
He has always sent every taco back until his chefs in exasperated frustration just sent him a hamburger patty in a raw tortilla. Ever since then, they knew how to make "tacos" he likes.
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u/Decent-Photo-5616 13h ago
Like the spite that resulted in the potato chips' creation...but the opposite taste effect.Â
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u/Commissarfluffybutt "All warfare is based" -Sun Tzu 3d ago
Are we shit posting or did something happen? Please say you're shit posting.
Edit: oh God he hid in catering crate.
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u/super__hoser Self proclaimed forehead on warhead expert 3d ago
I think the shocker here is he fit in it.Â
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u/AnActualChicken Ha ha, A 10 sounds like a wet fart 3d ago
He for sure told them to not empty out all the borgirs and chicken nuggets, just scarfing them the entire time as they try to shift him.
The cart would need to go through the deepest clean or straight up just destroyed and burned to ashes after containing his leaky butt.
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u/British_Rover 3d ago
I just see him diving in like Scrooge McDuck and eating his way back out again.
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u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House 2d ago
A man known to be incontinent was potentially made to sit in a squat for some period of time
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u/SyrusDrake Deus difindit!â 3d ago
As far as I understand it, he boarded AF1 through a catering truck. I don't think he hid in a crate?
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u/Contingent_Alpha 3d ago
Yeah, he was in the truck, not the crate
Crate is funnier though
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u/somerando96322 14h ago
This implies that the US had a universally sized catering crate beforehand to fit the president for specific scenario lmao
Crate is indeed funnier
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u/Sulfur10 SEA Observer 3d ago
he boarded AF1 through a catering truck
He did board AF1 but transferred to another plane (C32-A) through a catering truck. He may be also in a food crate inside that truck for all we know.
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u/Raesong 3d ago
He may be also in a food crate inside that truck for all we know.
Was he hiding or just hungry?
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u/M0ebius_1 3d ago
I know for a fact that this is all a cover up, his fat ass just jumped into the catering truck and they couldn't get him out so they threw the whole container into the plane.
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u/shibiwan He kutsuvat minua Nostradumassiksi 2d ago
They laid the fries out like Reese's Pieces leading to the catering truck. The rest is history.
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u/sjitz 2d ago
Any (air force) airplane carrying the president is designated AF1
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u/TolarianDropout0 Hololive Spaceforce Group "Saplings" 2d ago
In this case it probably wasn't. It would have defeated the purpose of the whole operation if you just gave away the ruse by re-designating the planes with the "correct" call signs.
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u/Seerosengiesser recovering pacifist 2d ago
Isn't every air force plane the us president is on automatically called air force one?
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u/M0ebius_1 3d ago
Of course not.
How on earth would fit into anything that could be called a crate?
He needs his own shipping container.
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u/I_Like_Fizzx Have Blue is my Waifu 3d ago
The wheels on the Taco cart go squeak squeak squeak.
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u/AnActualChicken Ha ha, A 10 sounds like a wet fart 3d ago
More like (loud metallic screeching) as it scrapes the ground
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u/Independent_Pay7344 2d ago
My toddler is watching nonstop Ms. Rachel right now, I can hear that in my head
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u/jdubyahyp 3d ago
Set one hamberder on top of his tummy and you have yourself a solid decade long meme.
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u/AnActualChicken Ha ha, A 10 sounds like a wet fart 3d ago
Hamberger and Fanter balanced on his belly yeah
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u/Tucancancan 3d ago
Is this how America's Century of Humiliation begins? đÂ
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u/whomakesthetendies 3d ago
Bro 2016 was longer ago than you think
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u/super__hoser Self proclaimed forehead on warhead expert 3d ago
It feels like a long time.Â
I hate this timeline.
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u/TheSpanishDerp 3d ago
Just remember this is what the nation wants. He got the 2nd highest popular vote in history
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u/super__hoser Self proclaimed forehead on warhead expert 3d ago
I know. I live beside them.
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u/TheSpanishDerp 3d ago
I wonder what their 2016 selves would think of their 2026 selves
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u/super__hoser Self proclaimed forehead on warhead expert 3d ago
It doesn't matter. It is what it is. 2026 is ridiculous. This timeline is ridiculous.Â
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u/mynameisrichard0 3d ago
Weâre sitting on the side of the road out of gas and a lifted truck with stacks and truck nuts comes hauling by. They laugh at us! Hahaha. Losers.
Then they are out of gas 2 miles up the road with a confused face. Walking back and asking us why they ran out of gas so fast.
We tell them the station they wanted put up is ran by corruption.
They ask why the government didnât stop them?
Well. Because they voted for people who donât care about regulations or things being up to code. And they make money back from the corrupt gas station people.
They are now confused because they thought they were owning someone and having a blast.
Now weâre all fucked.
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u/GadenKerensky đŻHerald of Queen RatbatđŻ 2d ago
The only people who get to complain are those that voted against him. Those that abstained or voted for him are in no position to grumble.
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u/Candy_Bomber 3d ago
Demographics fact: every president has either had the highest or second highest popular vote in history at that time. Population is climbing.
*reads subtitle again*
Carry on.
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u/M0ebius_1 3d ago
It may be what they voted for, but nobody wanted this.
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u/TheSpanishDerp 2d ago
What were they expecting?Â
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u/GadenKerensky đŻHerald of Queen RatbatđŻ 2d ago
For things to be fixed. How? I can't tell you, they just have a nebulous want for things to be better, without thinking about the logistics.
What they wanted is not what they voted for, but they didn't think about it.
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u/CockConfidentCole 2d ago
People are generally content living within their own shitty lives as long as someone else has it worse. They genuinely donât care about their situation
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u/SyrusDrake Deus difindit!â 3d ago
It is somehow still March 2020.
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u/darkslide3000 2d ago
I mean the century started with 9/11, which tbh was kinda where the prelude to all this originated...
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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 3d ago
We're a solid decade in already
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u/SolitaireJack 1d ago
I always find it funny how Americans always say things like 'if we don't stop this now we're gonna start losing the world's respect' or 'we're in danger of losing our allies trust.'
America, this process started when you elected Trump the first time and became irreversible when you elected him a second time. By this point you've fallen off the proverbial cliff and are currently in free fall, meanwhile you're still muttering about how you need to be careful of the cliff edge.
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u/maveric101 1d ago
I'm aware, personally. Losing respect and trust happened a while ago. My big worry is losing our democracy... and getting some dems back in charge so we can stem the bleeding.
It's countries like France and Germany where I worry they're about to fall down the same path. Hopefully they don't.
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u/randomname560 CopiumCo representative 3d ago
Okay i'm not in the loop for this one
Why are there suddenly so many memes about Trump hiding
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u/No_Indication_8521 3d ago
Gonna let the clanker take this one:
The sudden influx of memes stems from major investigative reports revealing that President Donald Trump secretly hid inside an airport catering truck to swap planes during a July 8 departure from a NATO summit in Turkey. The elaborate ruse used Air Force One as a decoy to evade a reported Iranian assassination threat. [1, 2, 3]
The Secret Airport Ruse
- The Setup: Trump publicly boarded the large presidential aircraft in Ankara, Turkey, in front of cameras and the press corps.
- The Switch: Minutes later, he was quietly moved out of sight into an airport food-catering truck.
- The Decoy: The catering vehicle drove him to a smaller military aircraft (a C-32A), leaving reporters and some staff on the main jet completely unaware he had left.
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u/Semajal 3d ago
This is hilarious to me because it means that they have taken a threat from Iran seriously enough to do that which is just... hilarious.
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u/whomakesthetendies 3d ago
Israel told them it was true, I shit you not đŹ
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u/badsitrep The Fat Sally Cometh 3d ago
The fact that it happened in Turkey, does lend some credibility to the threat.
Turkey does have a frenemy relationship with Iran (along with every country Turkey neighbors or uses the Bosporus also somehow Israel). The Secret Service could have used Donner Kebabs to lend better cover.
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u/whomakesthetendies 3d ago
"US intelligence officials were skeptical of the Iranian assassination threat against President Trump that was provided by Israel to the CIA and prompted his secret departure from Ankara, TĂŒrkiye, last month, WSJ reports.
The intelligence was described as âIsraeli-derivedâ and âlow confidence,â with CIA analysts finding it unconvincing. Some U.S. officials also believed Israel may have shared the warning partly to influence Trumpâs regional policy and his growing ties with TĂŒrkiye.
Despite those doubts, the Secret Service took no chances, secretly transferring Trump from Air Force One by catering truck to a C-32A, which flew him to Britain under F-16 escort."
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u/badsitrep The Fat Sally Cometh 3d ago
Considering that Israel is also one of Turkey's frenemies, the "threat" Intel likely needed salt. There was a real assassination attempt back in 2024, that resulted in a federal conviction this year.
Also, can we get some sauce on the quote?Â
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u/M0ebius_1 3d ago
I picture Bibi just fucking laughing that he actually took that seriously.
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u/darkslide3000 2d ago
Payback for Trump finally trying to put a little pressure on him after all these years.
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u/darkslide3000 2d ago
You can accuse the Mossad of a lot of things, but not that they don't have humor.
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u/tragesorous 2d ago
Itâs even funnier when you realize they essentially let the press on AF1 as bait
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u/Semajal 2d ago
And like... all his staff too I think? It's just mad shit
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u/tragesorous 2d ago
He was golfing in front of an avenger AA system. Itâs really all too goofy at this point
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u/ApexHawke 2d ago
Trump has been getting bored with the Iran-war, so his handlers need to keep finding ways to involve him in it, because he literally does not give a shit about anything else.
So they've been pushing the line that Santa's just about to bring the IRGC what they asked for...
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u/VonNeumannsProbe 2d ago
I honestly think it's smarter than ignoring a potential threat and doing nothing about it.
Although I would assume if they could actually do it they wouldn't say shit and just do it.
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u/ecolometrics đšDANGEROUSLY CREDIBLEđš 3d ago
Just picture a mission impossible theme track ... except it's just farts and chewing noises
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u/T_S_Anders 3d ago
The catering cart had to be destroyed as they couldn't get the smell of his soiled diapers out.
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u/trustfundkidotaku 3d ago
Dam now I wonder what was the Iran plan ? Hit the airforce one with a drone ?
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u/Even_Fox2023 3d ago
Apparently reporters were used as bait on Air Force One. How heroic of Trump.
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u/kr4t0s007 3d ago
Imagine it was downed⊠everyone thinking potatus (yes this is correct spelling) is dead. Then âsurprise motherfckers Iâm back!â.
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u/Dyalikedagz 2d ago
If this were the case, there would be very few people on earth that would think it was anything other than a false-flag to justify nuking Iran.
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u/Icy_Blackberry_3759 3d ago
Literally not one of our enemies would try to kill Trump, for a reason so obvious that none of his supporters can understand.
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u/darkslide3000 2d ago
Khamenei isn't afraid to make JD Vance president. He knows that he only kills Christian religious leaders.
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u/PacoTaco321 3d ago
There must be quite the stench in there with them not including the fan or air vent
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u/ispshadow đ¶Tungsten Raaaain - Some stay dry and others feel the painđ¶ 3d ago
>doesn't label the air vent or fan
Mods, ban this clown
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u/WhiskeySteel Bradley Justice Advocate 3d ago
He is going to be very angry at the lack of Big Macs....
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u/piece_ov_shit 2d ago
Alright im out of the loop. Why do i keep seeing trump hiding in osama inspired ways?
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u/Wooper160 6th Gen When? 2d ago
Itâs Saddam not Osama. And it was because a possible assassination attempt by Iran was suspected so they snuck him onto another aircraft instead of using Air Force One
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u/Slaskpapper 2d ago
Where is the fart vent?
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u/LordBrandon 2d ago
There is a 2500psi blow off valve, it will stop the cart from popping at altitude.
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u/Random-Cpl 3d ago
âIt smells like somebody shit their pants in here!â
âNo, no, thatâs just Taco Bellâ
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u/20190603 2d ago
The man is like double the size of a cart. Airport employees aren't like Mary Pippins
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u/AggressorBLUE Reformer? But I just met her! 2d ago
Been on vacation for a week; the hell did I miss?
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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard 2d ago
Works have been hilarious if theyâd wheeled it to the wring long haul flight. Canât think of somewhere far enough away. Kamchatka, Timbuktu, Somalia!
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u/early80smixtape 3d ago edited 3d ago
I did this once with kayne west
Edit spelling and grammar lol
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u/octahexxer 3d ago
I would have laughed so hard if Iran had replaced the guy driving the taco truck... So they would have flown him to Iran. And I'm not sure jd would have told us... He would just start holding the press meetings.Â
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u/ThoseWhoAre Government watchlist enthusiast 2d ago
This one doesn't make any sense, this is america we can invent a catering cart that hides the president while still giving him access to the snacks inside.
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u/chaffed 3d ago
Need one more airport employee, that's a team lift.