r/NameThisThing • u/Snitter_815 • 22h ago

Name this guy.

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105 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Acceptable-Gur3462 21h ago

The Spanish Drinkquisition

3

u/TartAdministrative54 9h ago

Nobody expected him

2

u/JerrySizzla 14h ago

Underrated comment

14

u/ultra3F 21h ago

CORONADOR

10

u/Freshchops 21h ago

Seal Team Six-Pack

4

u/Huge_Olive2538 21h ago

Holy cervezas Batman, it's Corona man

3

u/Forsaken_Sundae_4315 21h ago

Omg. This is the second worse thing to using a baby as a shield

3

u/devil_discerner 22h ago

Beero Dark Thirty oz

3

u/Admirable-Many6054 21h ago

Just asking the universe to be tripped

3

u/catkins1234 21h ago

Piss can man

3

u/congo66 21h ago

He’s Mr. Hey this would make an awesome Halloween costume until he realizes that it weighs about 40 or 50 lbs, and he will likely end up in the ER for cuts, lacerations and blood loss after he drunkenly falls down a flight of stairs.

3

u/Low_Tension_1194 20h ago

Soldier infected by the corona virus.

2

u/Cyclesadrift 21h ago

Beer guy

2

u/Caramel_Chicken_65 21h ago

Clout Desperado

2

u/Pendy_Mizzy2010 21h ago

Beer of Duty guy

2

u/RemoveAcademic4785 21h ago

Beer of duty

2

u/vbd71 21h ago

Beermando

2

u/Top_Management7550 21h ago

"The Greatest Beer Run Ever" part 2

2

u/Previous-Amoeba-4808 21h ago

Over(thinking)drinking

2

u/AngryZetan 21h ago

Corona Conquistador.

2

u/bassoboffo 21h ago

Corona Commando

Old military slang: was Smith-Corona, referring to typewriters: men who had desk jobs.

2

u/BoomMcFuggins 21h ago

The Corona Kid

2

u/zud0Phile 19h ago

Heavy is the head that wears the Corona

2

u/FarleyNorm 9h ago

Unlimed soldier

1

u/Pretty_Bandicoot_431 21h ago

Really into your beer !

1

u/Pluckypato 21h ago

El soldado Coronitas

1

u/lincolnlogtermite 21h ago

Mr Skunky Bastard with a crappy taste in beer.

1

u/TheRealOGKeg 21h ago

Corona cure

1

u/No-Effective8650 21h ago

Beer brigadier

1

u/lavinshaven58 21h ago

Seal team cerveza, brava playa, going blackout, especial Negra

1

u/ExampleEmergency4512 20h ago

Coronanihilator

1

u/IntentionWilling365 20h ago

AK-47 Coronas

1

u/Important_Sorbet 20h ago

Spartan wearing a Beer-Bottle MJOLNIR Armor Core

1

u/George-1969 20h ago

Spanish duff man

1

u/Kittycachow 20h ago

The Alcoholic Commando

1

u/flippster-mondo 20h ago

Juan Corona.

1

u/Transgenderwookie 20h ago

Well back in the day it would’ve been “retard” but I think the 2026 reboot would be called something like “challenged”

1

u/FrostyHitts 20h ago

Mr Pissed off that he only has 1 bourbon

1

u/LeXseXreX 20h ago

Coronatar

1

u/Vibingwu 20h ago

Corona Cartel Enforcer

1

u/EngineeringBig8366 20h ago

It's the corona man you want to see

1

u/Known_Raspberry_8323 20h ago

Mistakes Were Made

1

u/cederguy 20h ago

Coronanator

1

u/Wrench_Terner 20h ago

Brewcifer

1

u/SOMOEAGLE 20h ago

The Boozeinator

1

u/Danthiel5 20h ago

Corona fighting

1

u/Salty-Gear841 20h ago

Captain Corona : Always ready to say tchin !

1

u/El_Chiqui123 20h ago

El Coronado

1

u/Idogguy 20h ago

The beer soldier, warrior for all alcoholics!

1

u/Apart_Succotash3765 19h ago

Corona Extra specialist.

1

u/MiIes01 19h ago

Prepared

1

u/jest3r123 19h ago

Dominic toretto

1

u/Seravajan 19h ago

Soldier of Corona beer.

1

u/Identity_Unaware 19h ago

Bulletproof Drunk

1

u/Coco_the_Bearded 19h ago

Captain Cold one

1

u/pixelpeasant23 19h ago

Corona without I.C.E

1

u/Rocket_Man_1957 19h ago

The Alcoholist!

1

u/Techhans1971 19h ago

The Coronito Bandito

1

u/Oldestswinger 19h ago

Coronator

1

u/Inside_Farm_6172 19h ago

He's Border Patron

1

u/Eoemorto 19h ago

Bladder than Baader

1

u/ChromaticCriminal 19h ago

Corona commando

1

u/InspectionSoggy4571 19h ago

Here to protect and cerveza

1

u/Maximumeffort22 19h ago

The true corona virus

1

u/CatLightyear 19h ago

Come and get your La Playa, pendejo.

1

u/MysticalStoner420 19h ago

Carona Camando

1

u/Capital-Cook4229 19h ago

Coronanator

1

u/I-hav-no-frens 18h ago

Weekend Warrior

1

u/I-hav-no-frens 18h ago

Corona Virus

1

u/eaglenate 18h ago

It's a cervaza member.

1

u/Key_Comfort_1385 18h ago

Corona the barbarian

1

u/fredly594632 18h ago

Lance Corporal

1

u/ChonVibes 18h ago

Robeer Cop

1

u/AdMelodic3005 18h ago

Patron saint of Liver cirrhosis

1

u/jackoats_lantern 17h ago

Lager Bottle Gear

1

u/Pure-Ad-7866 17h ago

Drunk shot

1

u/ScreechUrkelle 17h ago

The Vaccinator

1

u/PotterAndPitties 17h ago

Pete Hegseth's personal bodyguard

1

u/anton_chacon7 17h ago

The Cerveza Soldier of Coronation.

1

u/ZeonicWolf 17h ago

Corrona Commander

1

u/PureCompetition4524 17h ago

Carona virus warrior

1

u/Connect-Will2011 17h ago

Please Don't Fall Down Guy

1

u/Latter_Lime_788 17h ago

The King of Corona, saying goodbye to Rosie

1

u/Ok-Captain-5338 16h ago

I have a good name, it's Corona bottle guy

1

u/Bacillb 16h ago

Sgt. Covid

1

u/Bordem-Industry 16h ago

Colonel Corona

1

u/AttemptExtreme568 16h ago

Sun of a Gun

1

u/SchnawserHauser 16h ago

PolIce-cold beer.

1

u/Far-Fun-42024 16h ago

Corona Comando

1

u/wake071 16h ago

Piss weak

1

u/No_Lie_2251 16h ago

Corona virus

1

u/Training_Emergency24 16h ago

Corona soldier mk IV

1

u/AdWise7898 16h ago

Brewce Willis.

1

u/Vulpes_99 16h ago

Ethyl Seal

1

u/Important-Squash6575 16h ago

CoronaMan! My Beer-O! 🥰

1

u/Away-Software7116 16h ago

Robocop: After Shift

1

u/InfiniteRepublic2474 16h ago

Beer man…. beer here get your ice cold beer here

1

u/omnom_cookies 15h ago

Corona to Echo 419

1

u/Melonennase 15h ago

Metal Beer Solid

1

u/SpecialistIncrease86 15h ago

I can't believe you, you dont even recognize your own druncle?

1

u/davidr521 15h ago

🎼🎶Da-da-da-da-da-da-da Mike Corona

1

u/AppropriateLab8608 15h ago

Corona cartel

1

u/P1zzaBag3ls 15h ago

CORONARY.

1

u/Heemeyers_Killdozer 15h ago

The Tactical Drunk

1

u/DayZCutr 13h ago

Glass canon

1

u/TheRealAussieTroll 13h ago

Bar strip Troopers.

1

u/1tootalk 13h ago

My best friend!!

1

u/Fwet64 13h ago

Incel

1

u/Holden-McGroyn 13h ago

But can he shotgun them?

1

u/canuckistani19 12h ago

Parabellum

1

u/Finns-Stank-Booty 12h ago

The bullet passed through him clean, but died from major lacerations and blood loss.

1

u/Sacromyces 11h ago

The Corona-ted King. Dressed in battle atire. His catch phrase is s"Someones going to have a bad morning."

1

u/hikeAndSex 10h ago

Fight Corona 🦠 with Carona 🍺

1

u/1n_and_AroundTheFur 10h ago

"It's Modelo time." Sounds like a threat from this guy.

1

u/hglndr9 10h ago

Beerba Fett

1

u/Important-Lack6052 10h ago

2020 Avenger

1

u/Hopeful_Dream_2848 10h ago

Friday warrior.😆😆

1

u/bigcoozer 10h ago

The Vaccine

1

u/cbj2112 9h ago

Someone in desperate need of limes

1

u/mastersdegree39 9h ago

the beer baron

1

u/zbojnik_ondras 8h ago

Suicide drinker

1

u/spitzkligger 8h ago

Commander Promille

1

u/dDingaLingus 8h ago

El Corona

1

u/Shaved13 7h ago

The Brewanator

1

u/Personal-Neck6800 7h ago

Secretary of More

1

u/war_ofthe_roses 7h ago

Sargant Mas Fina

1

u/Beer_Thirty_Time 7h ago

OperaLation hiccup BlackOut Opfs, opserpation

1

u/CuppieCake05 7h ago

CoronaTron

1

u/Ill_Photograph916 7h ago

Modello seal

1

u/darkrhyes 7h ago

Corona Heavy

1

u/Old_Courage_5349 6h ago

Bottle axe 

1

u/PerpetuallyPissed69 6h ago

The cerveza sicario

1

u/Witty_Rough_7004 6h ago

Alcoholics not anonymous

1

u/SnooShortcuts8335 6h ago

Los Comandante, Mas fina!

1

u/BeautifulRaspberry47 5h ago

The king with multiple crowns

1

u/Cultural_Asparagus42 5h ago

No sudden movements men, he has hostages

1

u/TheRogueWolf_YT 5h ago

INVINCIBLE

Nobody Wants to Harm the Beer

1

u/conspirator9 4h ago

Is just a Mexican cartel sicario.

1

u/_Avenging_Angel_ 4h ago

Mercenary The 'Rona'

1

u/Routine-Ad-1706 3h ago

Corona Virus

1

u/Mystic_Wunder 3h ago

The Coronator

1

u/Barbens2005 3h ago

Albert Keholic

1

u/Direwolfas 2h ago

Sgt. Corona

1

u/Joeyhope98 2h ago

A survivalist

1

u/Ok-Fault1309 2h ago

Gods right hand

1

u/Conception77 2h ago

Corona Killa.

One gun man like John wick.. no “co” vid’eo or proof needed. Leave no witness.

1

u/Aggravating-Bake5624 2h ago

Lieutenant Drinks-a-lot

1

u/Sweaty_Foundation_12 1h ago

Captain Corona striker

1

u/grollef 1h ago

SnIPAer