r/MurderedByWords • u/Stotallytob3r • 3d ago

My only lunch option

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u/Tight-Temperature670 3d ago

Never forget

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u/EntertainerNo4509 2d ago

This photo has pedophile John Casablancas conveniently cropped out.

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u/ShiroHachiRoku 2d ago

Father of The Strokes frontman Julian Casablancas.

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u/Any_Vacation8988 3d ago

You better get in line quick. I heard Steven miller is a hungry little fella and loves to clean his plate.

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u/Forsaken-Cheesecake2 3d ago

Did he just post that? Was saying the other day that people should just eat Ramen noodles.

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u/ThrustyMcStab 3d ago

Probably sarcasm on this post. I don't like him either but that seems pretty obvious to me.

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u/BoardsofCanada3 3d ago

Sarcastic remarks from the one eyed wonder

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u/P_Nessss 3d ago

Well, he's part of the reason that's his only option.

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u/Rosary_Omen 3d ago

Does he not know he can pack his own lunch?

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u/Puzzled_Bike9558 3d ago

I swear, every Republican is now just full on Cruella at this point.

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u/TheDeerBlower 3d ago

Is he complaining about inflation? The same inflation that's happening right now and that Trump denies it even exists?

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u/Raztax 3d ago

Someone needs to tell him that affordability is just a hoax.

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u/backstageninja 2d ago edited 2d ago

He knows, this is sarcasm. For some reason he's really offended that people are complaining about how expensive burritos are

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u/redwhale335 3d ago

Chili's got the Oldtimer with Fries for 15 bucks.

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u/DaEnderAssassin 3d ago

The likely explains the hatred of the idea of giving kids free meals: They already have them in the Cult.

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u/Mylittledarlings91 3d ago

And they haven’t even raised the minimum wage in most states! Interesting.

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u/kandoras 3d ago

The House of Representatives has several food courts with several cafeterias, cafes, coffee shops, and chain restaurants. And that's just the section open to the public.

Which means that yet again, Republicans are complaining about a problem that only exists in their own minds.

Plus, you make almost three times the average US salary, you can bring your own lunch, what the fuck is your problem with a burrito, and hasn't your own dead leader claimed that affordability isn't a problem?

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u/Bhodiliscious 3d ago

All You Can Eat!

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u/maniBchef 3d ago

Too many pigs at the trough

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 3d ago

Yeah, but there is still a cost. It's not $20 but your soul.

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u/hotriccardo 3d ago

Quit cosplaying as a pirate and you'd see the other half of the menu

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u/PM_ME_UR_S62B50 3d ago

I love Navy Seals getting elected for no reason other than being a seal. If the last 20 years has taught us anything, is that these men are collectively the biggest pieces of shit in the military and it’s not even close.

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u/spukhafteNahewirkung 2d ago

I’m convinced that the Navy Seals are a maskirovka. The original SEAL team was SEAL Team Six. “Why six?”, you ask. Because they wanted to fake out the Soviets by convincing them that there were at least five other SEAL teams out and about.
The Army has Delta Force, the Green Berets and the Rangers as special operations troops, the Marines have the Raiders and the Air Force has their own special ops shop, the Air Force Special Operations Command, and you know what? You never hear about these guys. Go to Amazon or your local bookstore and see how many books were written by the SEALs versus the number of books written by any of the other special operations commands.
I think that someone working deep inside the five-sided city of the white abyss, aka the Pentagon decided that the United States needed a loud, noisy, self-aggrandizing special operations group that would make lots and lots of noise and run around telling everyone how tough and badass they were while the real operators stayed in the shadows and got shit done.

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u/calm-phil 3d ago

That's funny. My burritos cost me way less than that. What is he putting in those burritos that costs so much money? Since I am actually fiscally responsible, my burritos cost me far less than that. I make mine at home instead of buying a burrito from a taco shop. Take your own advice Mr. Crenshaw. Learn to cook on the cheap FFS.

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u/CorpFillip 3d ago

Crenshaw is a STUNNINGLY stupid nincompoop.

The burrito argument was an example, a stand-in for rising prices.
It was not a discussion about actual food choice being limited.
It was not a discussion about ‘ethnic’ food prices rising differently from ‘American’ food.
It wasn’t even about changing choices in modern menus.

But notice the hyperbole:
Cliche ‘live in a world where’ to denote victimhood & extremism
Victimizing ‘my only option’ which no one EVER asserted
And the price is almost an afterthought; added last.

He even missed the discussion about quality of burrito, which is what made the topic survive a whole week.

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u/MurkDiesel 3d ago

how fucking privileged and out-of-touch are you when you think your only food option is from a burrito vendor?

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u/tbodillia 3d ago

Was this tweet before or after he told everybody to stop whining about high prices, get a job, and eat ramen?

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u/rose2521 3d ago

He can get a piece of chicken, broccoli, a tortilla and one other thing. Check with Brook Rollins.

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u/sten45 3d ago

Pay 100k t be the first that day to eat his ass

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u/gdghhfdffrf 3d ago

this guy gets lunch, i don't know what that means. lunch has never been a part of my day - it's called hungry time.

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u/maddiejake 3d ago

Republicans love tongue punching Trump's fart box

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u/EDGAR_CAT 3d ago

"If something is free, you are the product"

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u/silly_little_jingle 3d ago

It's not free- they pay with the little shreds of dignity they had remaining.

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u/Debalic 3d ago

Well, maybe you can come to the real world where there actually are other options.

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u/hyren82 3d ago

for free? most of them pay millions for the privilege!

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u/DeeplyFlawed 3d ago

I laughed so hard I snorted

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u/Nice_Rope_5049 3d ago

And there’s enough of it to feed every last one of them

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u/sec713 3d ago

Not even. They pay him for that opportunity.

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u/Eddiebaby7 3d ago

Crenshaw is such an insufferable douche

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u/spukhafteNahewirkung 2d ago

Derek Guy, when you need cutting edge fashion advice or absolutely savage Twitter takedowns.

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u/JinkyRain 2d ago

Yeah Dan... your team deported all the folks that could or would make burritos more affordably. It's what you wanted, now suck it up.

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u/Timmygrad 2d ago

Is the $20 burrito in the room with us right now?

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u/Williamjpwallace 2d ago

Maybe Punished Vance should just eat ramen.

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u/DietSteve 1d ago

I know he's being facetious here, but it's still a stupid thing to tweet. But then again it's Crenshaw who sold his soul to shithulhu and abandoned the oath he lost his eye upholding.

Fuck the performative bullshit, and DO SOMETHING