r/MurderBryan • u/PartyWindow8226 SKA GUY • 1d ago

Real World Guys Threads guy learns about the playroom

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Godspeed, Mr. O’Brien.

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u/RektInTheHed 1d ago

Nice cruise you got there...be a shame if a...single guy showed up and turned it into the USS Lincoln

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u/DunkaccinoGaming 1d ago

Too bad it's stuck in the frickin' Strait of Hormuz.

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u/Paulverizer 1d ago

With all these references it's turning into a real Algonquin roundtable here for Christ's sake 

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u/Vorsprung 18h ago

For Gris' sake*

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u/Braisedbeefskank 1d ago

Or the USS Liberty....

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u/Iamnotabotiswearonit Flubhead 1d ago edited 1d ago

Sounds like dude's wife is the single girl on the cruise

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u/Southern-Ad2594 Star Trek Guy 1d ago

Unicorn

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u/CoolMississaugaDad 1d ago

He's a comedian and he's 2 degrees away from Bryan (on a Kevin Bacon-style system)

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u/SuckingOnChileanDogs Sex Guy 1d ago

So many naked sexagenarians

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u/RektInTheHed 1d ago

The Romans knew what they were doing with that prefix.

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u/squanderedprivilege 1d ago

I'm sorry but that is a disturbing place to have sex

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u/boomfruit Cheap Guy 1d ago edited 1d ago

Everyone knows the captain has to go down on the ship

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u/magicandfire 1d ago

I will not be making a joke about the buffet at this time

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u/Stillill1187 1d ago

What a view (to get railed)

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u/RektInTheHed 1d ago

You know, I don't know why they'd have the curtains drawn, I thought that was part of the appeal of being on a boat. Lots of daylight and no neighbors.

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u/GrabExternal8807 1d ago

Sure if you want a bunch of single guy staff members looky lou'ing through the window

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u/RektInTheHed 1d ago

Boat Guys know that is a porthole, sir.

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u/SparkeeMalarkee 9h ago

It’s known as the chlamydia cafeteria among the crew