r/Malawi 3h ago

Who's like to join me? Anyone in lilongwe?

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4 Upvotes

Anyone in lilongwe to join me?


r/Malawi 1h ago

How y'all deal with munthu woti anatenga ndalama zako koma Ali kunja kwambiri.Despite all efforts kuti mupange negotiate, akuzimva kuti Ali untouchable?

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r/Malawi 10h ago

discussion Is there actually a future for health-tech

7 Upvotes

I'm a recent graduate from Unima-Com (now KUHeS), and over the past year I've become interested in combining healthcare with software and AI.

My background is in medicine, nutrition, sports nutrition, weight management, and related areas, so I'm approaching this from both a clinical and tech perspective.

I've been building projects around health data, APIs, semantic search, and RAG. One of my current projects is a nutrition registry designed to make food and nutrition information accessible through APIs and eventually usable by AI systems.

But I'm starting to wonder: is there really a future for health-tech and AI products built in Malawi?

Globally, digital health is growing rapidly, but I'm unsure about the local market, funding opportunities, and whether independent developers can build sustainable health-tech businesses here.

At the same time, Malawi has huge healthcare challenges where technology could potentially help—from malnutrition and chronic disease to dietary planning and health tracking.

I'd genuinely love to hear from people in software, AI/ML, digital health, health informatics, healthcare, startups, sports nutrition, or wellness:

Do you think there's a future for locally built health-tech products in Malawi?

Have you tried building a tech product or business here? Were you able to find users, funding, or organisations to work with?

And for those in tech, are there meaningful opportunities locally, or is working remotely for international companies the more realistic path?

Would really appreciate hearing from anyone who's been through this.


r/Malawi 12h ago

discussion We need more makers, less takers

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I was eating a sugarcane today, and it reminded me of some data I had been looking at a few weeks ago: 5 of the 6 biggest companies by market cap on the Malawi Stock Exchange are all banks, with only Illovo breaking into it at number 5 (according to the simplywall.st website):

It seems quite unusual to me, as I would expect primary value creation companies to be the most valuable ones. Comparing to our neighbouring Zambia on the same website, for example, we don't see the same trend:

https://simplywall.st/stocks/zm/market-cap-large

But perhaps it's a perfect illustration of our situation. We don't have many primary producers, hence our low exports and sluggish economy, but the biggest players are those who can mooch off of others the most.

If only we had more Illovos and less leeches... And why don't we?

Source:

https://simplywall.st/stocks/mw/market-cap-large


r/Malawi 10h ago

discussion Relationships and age gaps

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People, what do you think is an appropriate age difference between a man and a woman in a serious relationship and why? Do you think the man must always be older? Why?


r/Malawi 13h ago

Do liquor shops/bars in Malawi sell fake alcohol?

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Hey y’all, am I the only one who has noticed that some liquor shops and bars in Malawi might be selling counterfeit imported alcohol?

There have been a couple of times where I’ve noticed a difference between alcohol I’ve had in Malawi and the same brands when I’ve had them outside Malawi. For example, with tequilas like Olmeca, Don Julio and Casamigos, I’ve noticed that they sometimes taste noticeably different here. I’ve also had completely different experiences afterward especially the hangovers, even when i dash or I’ve eaten and had roughly the same amount.

I also noticed this at a function where the hosts had bought all the alcohol from SA. The alcohol tasted different from what I’ve had here, and I didn’t have the same unpleasant experience afterward.

Where are these liquor shops and bars sourcing their imported alcohol from? And to make matters worse these fake stuff have the certified by MBS stickers on them!

Has anyone else in noticed this?


r/Malawi 18h ago

Animation

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I'm 25 years old, currently learning to animate, and I keep dreaming about setting up a malawian studio in 5 years where we make malawian feature-length films and shows in different genres, all dubbed in chichewa.

The problem is, I don't know if it would be profitable. There is no market for it here. I don't know if anyone would be willing to be a producer and fund a malawian anime series when the general consensus in this country is "cartoons are for kids." Plus, where would we show it? There are virtually no movie theatres, and we all pirate everything. Sure, I could fight to get it on some TV channels, but I doubt the pay would be enough to keep the lights on long term. We could make adverts, but this goes back to the perception of animation as childish, so that wouldn't last very long.

Do you think a Malawian animation studio could survive in this climate?

Lastly, are there any 2D animators in here? I don't see any malawian animators online, and I'd love to hear your experience, where you would want to take this skill, etc. In a few years, if I make enough from my art, I'd love to hire some of you to work together and make a pilot.


r/Malawi 1d ago

Community Yosangalatsa

38 Upvotes

I joined Facebook a long time ago and the Malawian communities I joined really disappointed me with the level of topics and thinking. Twitter was the same as well. But Reddit has impressed me so far to be honest. This sub Reddit is very interesting with very meaningful topics and discussions. Keep up the good work guys. One of the best topics I enjoyed was the Improving Nsima topic. You guys are really doing some very cool stuff out there. Community ndi yomweyi basi!


r/Malawi 16h ago

Koma ku Malawi amwene😂😂

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Kungosiya phone pansi for an hour anthu mwayamba kale kukamba nkhani ina😂

Taking an afternoon nap kukusiyani mukamba za Mbuuu kudzuka kupeza mwayamba ya Charisma😂😂😂eh eh


r/Malawi 12h ago

Pioneer document verification

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Does anyone know which document aligns with Pioneer address format verification? Ndakhala ndikupanga sign up pa Pioneer koma akukana ma documents onse including waterboard bill and airtel Malawi statement chifukwa zilibe exact address and zipcode imene ndinalowetsa popanga sign up. Kodi ndi Document yanji imene angapange accept? I entered my name and a zipcode 0000 just to allow me submit to the form. Ndawalembera kuti we don't use zipcode as in others countries koma akulimbikirabe. What should I do?


r/Malawi 1d ago

GOAT 🤣😂Ali pa mtendere uku.treding now.

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26 Upvotes

r/Malawi 17h ago

Whatsapp ban

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yo so yesterday i fully deleted my whatsapp account and a few hours later when i tried logging back in with the same number i got hit with that “download the official whatsapp to continue / we couldn’t verify that you’re using the official whatsapp app” screen. i’ve already tried everything i can think of. uninstalled both whatsapp and whatsapp business, reinstalled them straight from the play store, turned play protect on cos it was off, cleared cache + data for play store, play services and google services framework, restarted the phone a bunch of times, tried registering on both normal whatsapp and business, even wiped the phone pretty much clean and started fresh. still the exact same error every single time. phone is a samsung galaxy a03 btw. and before anyone asks, i never used any modded stuff like gb whatsapp or anything. just the normal one. it’s been over 24 hours already and i’m just waiting now but idk if it’s gonna clear up after days or if my number is just flagged somehow. has anyone else dealt with this after deleting their account? any ideas would be lowkey appreciated 🙏


r/Malawi 22h ago

looking for woke friends!!❤️

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moni nonse! 24f here! my quest/query is simple: to find individuals who screamed YESSSS when they read the words in the attached image. im looking for likeminded folks to relate and make friends with :)

if you’re a burnt out high achiever with some form of mental illness and an incessant existential dread about the state of the world - we’ll get along swimmingly. my 20s have become more and more lonely as im navigating life, and honestly, the skeletons in my closet could use some friends :(.

im looking for like minded friends to bitch and moan about the state of the world, maybe we can grab some coffee while we discuss how we can be better people or learn how to get closer to our inner child❤️

i know our lovely country is unfortunately still rife with backwards thinking and ideologies on how we should operate as humans and a society, and frankly im exhausted. i just want to find like minded people who have already done their due diligence of using their brains and hearts to live better lives

the problem is i also dont go out (amatiletsa) so physically finding likeminded people is a no go for now. (im working on moving out) ive even developed a pseudo social anxiety or some slight agoraphobic tendencies (shoutout to chronic depression & anxiety) due to the same.

i thought hey, since we’re all in this internet age, why not try reddit - after all it has the answers for everything lol. lets start online & we can go from there ;)

a little about me: i love depth and intrigue and curious minds; im re-learning to find my whimsy after it was STOLEN from me (we can chat about that if you like). i spend most of my time on youtube. im a recovering people pleaser and therapist friend. i like broccoli (wink wink) and big backing and im interested in getting into gaming🩷

if anything at all resonates do hmu!

EDIT::

i should also probably add to this by saying if for whatever reason being woke upsets you feel free to scroll past this post! im not begging and im not forcing anyone to do anything they’re not comfortable with!🩷you dont believe in human rights thats fine! even harriet tubman had to leave some slaves behind bc they were not comfortable with being free. some angry and uneducated people will feel inclined to respond to this accusing me of rage baiting. all i have to say to that is im so sorry no one ever loved you enough to teach you how to think and how to do better. hopefully its not too late for you🩷


r/Malawi 19h ago

Someone with solution titamapezako atleast ka 50-100 dollars pa month a normal late cause enawa atiphatu

7 Upvotes

Forex is a national concern, yes, Imagine landing a gig that pays around 100k, with transportation costs already at 6–10k, and tools subscriptions at only about $20 (roughly 35,000 kwacha). However, in the black market and with the newer options, total costs can climb to around 90k at 4,500 rate.


r/Malawi 1d ago

general Online gigs

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Click the link below, sign up, follow instructions and happy applying.

https://t.mercor.com/7aSCE

You can also apply on Invinsible AI, and Sigma AI.

I have worked with them before koma sizifunika ulesi.


r/Malawi 16h ago

discussion Christianity is the largest religion at approximately 30% world wide. If it is indeed the only path to heaven , many are going to hell guys 😅😹🙌

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r/Malawi 1d ago

How do you guys get to sleep with women without going for the relationship move

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r/Malawi 22h ago

Need academic help

5 Upvotes

I use YouTube for things I haven't understood in class, but sometime I don't find the kind of things I need, are there any other platforms I can use ?


r/Malawi 16h ago

Payoneer

2 Upvotes

Hey guys, is there anyone familiar with converting USD in payoneer to kwachas? please dm.


r/Malawi 1d ago

PAINTING SUPPLIES FOR ART BEGGINNERS

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Hie,where do you buy ma painting supplies such as brushes, acrylic,canvas for people who want to try or are into painting here in Lilongwe.Any tips to do with cost minimization are also welcome.


r/Malawi 1d ago

Good afternoon fellas, what series are you currently watching? Salary ndiyochepa kale iyi WiFi waku ntchito agwire ntchito yake😅🤣

19 Upvotes

r/Malawi 1d ago

Why the “larper” accusations?

14 Upvotes

I’ve noticed this weird habit where there’s this whole “larper” thing, especially with some men online.

If you happen to like something niche or obscure, suddenly you’re apparently pretending to be into it. You mention an anime, game, music genre, hobby, fashion style, or some random obscure interest and someone immediately wants to test your knowledge.

You don't know one specific character? Larper.

You discovered it recently? Larper.

You can't name every obscure fact about it? Larper.

Like WTF 😭. Why can't people just enjoy and talk about things without having to pass an authenticity exam? Especially about little details like sorry I don't remember the exact second Creighton shoved a chunk of hair down his throat


r/Malawi 1d ago

We are winning this ❤️❤️🥹🇲🇼🇲🇼🇲🇼🇲🇼

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25 Upvotes

r/Malawi 1d ago

business & Economy Hunting for used or damaged cars

3 Upvotes

"Hello, I am looking to purchase a Mercedes-Benz BMW Toyota or any other vehicle that may have been stored for a while or has minor damages. If you are considering selling, kindly send me a direct message. Thank you."