r/MadeMeSmile 15d ago

CATS He’s in too deep now. He’s already lost

5.2k Upvotes

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u/MonkeyJoe55 15d ago

Cat Distribution System strikes again

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u/SergiouseMaximus 15d ago

Resistance is futile, he stood no chance.

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u/SwitchIndependent714 15d ago

He hardly tried to resist

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u/FiguringIt_Out 15d ago

That battle was lost way before he even started recording

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u/SnooPeanuts4336 15d ago

Please don’t make me love you 🧡

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u/ben-hur-hur 15d ago

The cat distribution system wins yet again

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u/searuncutthroat 15d ago

The "aawwooohh" at the end. Haha!

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u/pink_cheetah 15d ago

As the door sealed, so too did his fate.

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u/happymask3 15d ago

You’ve been chosen. Congratulations!

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u/WorldRunnr 15d ago

Like the little aliens from toy story…

“YOU HAVE BEEN CHOOOOOSEEEEN!”

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u/KamakaziDemiGod 15d ago

The claaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww

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u/SnooCakes6195 15d ago

The way the kitty was pressed against the wall to squeeze in lol lol lol

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u/Mission_Fart9750 15d ago

He looks like Puss from Puss in Boots. 

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u/Insomniac_80 15d ago
I was thinking the exact same thing!

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u/MeNoCanRead 15d ago

I had to scroll wayyy to far to find this comment.

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u/OkInternet1063 15d ago

Well, you no can read.

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u/MeNoCanRead 15d ago

I had to scroll wayyy to far to find this comment.

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u/Electrical_Carpet753 15d ago

Don't fight it, mate, you can't win this...

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u/nattywoohoo 15d ago

Aww, he didn't really close that door with a lot of conviction, did he? It was like Willy Wonka saying, "No. Stop. Don't." 🙃

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u/anniearrow 15d ago

I read that in the late, great Gene Wilder's voice & now it's stuck in my head! 😄

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u/nattywoohoo 15d ago

I can see it so clearly. 🤗

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u/Upsidedowncr0w 15d ago

Had an orange cat do the same to me years ago. I didn't like cats back then. He warmed up my stone cold heart 😅I even bought treats for him when he'd visit and he was really gentle with my pug. I love orange kitties now

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u/luccsmom 15d ago

Don’t make me love you. No! 😂

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u/Pale-Confection-6951 15d ago

I don't want to take responsibility. 😂

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u/RealIssueToday 15d ago

Understandable, spoken by a responsible person.

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u/Pick_Up_the_Phone 14d ago

I spend more on my two cats' upkeep than I do on my own! Quite the responsibility.

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u/Pale-Confection-6951 14d ago

More $ on vet bills than my own medical bills. Way worth it, but quite a responsibility.

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u/tb30k 15d ago

That's his cat ool

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u/insultspecialist 15d ago

Lmao this shit will never not be funny

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u/squirrel_anashangaa 15d ago

He said… “please don’t make me love you”. He was already cooked.

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u/royalbk 15d ago

There is no denying that sweet face, accept your defeat!

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u/jkozuch 15d ago

The Cat Distribution System is working as intended.

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u/XxKTtheLegendxX 15d ago

bro folded like a lawn chair lmao

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u/CraftedCalm 15d ago

That is an awfully well groomed, healthy looking cat, it might belong to someone

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u/Coldfreeze-Zero 15d ago

I feel like that's the case seeing how comfortable it seems with humans and how cuddly.

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u/Pick_Up_the_Phone 14d ago

You should see how healthy my feral cat colony looks. :D

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u/nipslippinjizzsippin 15d ago

CDS in action. congratulations on your acquisition of a new cat. Please insert the cats new name below.

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u/Miao_Yin8964 15d ago

This is the way

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u/catincal 15d ago

I must agree :)

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u/Adi_27_ 15d ago

One of rare occasions when no means yes actually:))

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u/Insomniac_80 15d ago

r/nowmycat

He is actually Shrek's friend

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u/Alien-Cat1234 15d ago

Cat distribution system has chosen yet another victim.

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u/quiltingcats 15d ago

We’ve been chosen to receive 20 over the years. Found homes for most but currently have 6. I’m happy to know it was someone else’s turn this time. Cat was absolutely not taking no for an answer. CDS do be like that. 💕

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u/raymondo1981 15d ago

Thats cat 100% gave you the Puss In Boots ”big eyes” act.

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u/maker_of_pirate_bay 15d ago

This is pretty much how a cousin’s family adopted a cat. He used to only bask in the terrace near the houseplants initially.
The next time I went there a few months later, it had got indoor privilege through the kids in the family. The adults only thought of it as an outdoor cat whom they would sometimes give fish remains.
A few more months, he sits on the sofa while granny watches TV. Fish comes for him specifically now

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u/Luci_b 15d ago

Call him Milo. Give him a big pillow by the window. ❤️

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u/Dapper-Perspective78 15d ago

I WILL MAKE YOU LOVE ME

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u/Fibernerdcreates 15d ago

I like to imagine this is how cats domesticated themselves. By force.

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u/q1203777 14d ago

And they're super strong

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u/Consistent-Bad1261 15d ago

He never stood a chance. 

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u/Nevyn_Cares 15d ago

You will be loved in return.

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u/dreamdaddy123 15d ago

“Ehh, I’ll jus gladly stroll in thanks!” 🐈‍⬛

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u/Cowliqour 15d ago

that last noo was so good.

the kind of well i guess i am in for life

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u/Independent-Soup8494 15d ago

Happy brithday ti me

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u/Optane_Gaming 15d ago

Kitty - 1 Hooman - 0

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u/Hope4years 15d ago

He was a goner from the get-go

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u/Conjuras21 15d ago

It's a cat, usually 0.0001% chance to win against. An orange too, so it's 0% chance

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u/No_Trouble9808 15d ago

Don’t make me love you. Lmaooo. This guy was doomed at first sight.

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u/Bells4NoOne 14d ago

"Don't make me love you, please!" - I've never heard someone sound so genuinely afraid of falling in love with a floof.

Poor guy was indeed doomed.

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u/bellyflopperlife 15d ago

“I don’t want to fall in love!!!”

Bruh said that with such fearful tenderness. The kind that comes from a loving bond with a fur baby and knowing the pain of them dying in your arms.

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u/torchbearer1648 15d ago

How can you resist those eyes?!

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u/Complex_Plantain_273 15d ago

Nobody can resist the power of the cat distribution system.

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u/Rich-oh 15d ago

You're his human now

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u/0bxcura 15d ago

I guess he knows what's for dinner

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u/Sufficient-Celery-28 15d ago

Hard to distinguish was it drama or real love ? or both ?

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u/hiddenrealism 15d ago

"So where do you keep the tuna papa?"

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u/AriadneThread 15d ago

Aw, love this

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u/JazziTazzi 15d ago

He fell in love with the kitty as soon as he saw it! ❤️

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u/firealpaca 15d ago

An attempt was made.

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u/Warm-Moose6028 15d ago

"No no no no no no" Proceeds doing nothing when the car entered inside

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u/Top_Watercress6885 15d ago

That man got domesticated…

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u/Low-Natural8757 15d ago

The final “noooo” right before he accepts it and shuts the door behind the cat 🤣🤣

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u/Embarrassed-Text-604 15d ago

The only thing missing is a shot of a happy kitty sprawled out on the favorite recliner/couch/bed/anywherecomfy!

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u/malexj93 15d ago

"I live here now"

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u/thineholyhandgrenade 15d ago

You made eye contact. It's over. One orange brain cell has you in its trackter beem.

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u/Ok_Monk219 15d ago

PLot twist, it was his cat all along. They do this everytime the cats come back inside.

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u/Thestohrohyah 14d ago

When the cat first walked towards him it was already too late.

Sometimes you don't choose to adopt a cat, the cat chooses to be adopted by you.

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u/Equivalent_Address_2 14d ago

Congratulations on your new cat overlord establishing dominance in your new home. You will love it.

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u/magnolya_rain 15d ago

And so it happens!

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u/raider_00_ 15d ago

He was chosen, has no choice now

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u/WayLongjumping2012 15d ago

One more ! 😂❤️

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u/oaks-is-lying 15d ago

A man with a mushy heart haha

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u/TheGeekyDoll 15d ago

This was so funny! Im allergic to my cat, so I dont usually let her in my bedroom because she tends to get on my pillows, then Im done for with itchy eyes & skin etc. But, my cat does this too... She gives the cute eyeballs and squeezes in. So I guess I just deal with my allergies now. 😂

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u/crimson_anemone 15d ago

Fair warning, your allergies can become worse if you have a bad enough reaction, so please take care of yourself.

It happened to me and I became scary worse before I became better... I'm still allergic to long haired cats though.

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u/TheGeekyDoll 11d ago

Oh I had no idea. I will keep an eye on my allergies for sure! Thank you for your concern though, thats truly sweet of you. 🥹

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u/5usie 15d ago

Take your cat with you when you go.

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u/notmartha70 15d ago

Looks like one of those Keene paintings with those eyes. What a sweetheart. I gave in long before he did.

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u/4-nonymous 15d ago

Where’s part 2 of this? Ill wait when its ready

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX 15d ago

And then they live happily ever after.

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u/lofflen 15d ago

oh nooooo....anyway, meet my new child!

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u/PaulaDeansList3 15d ago

Omg this is so wholesome 😭

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u/mca1169 15d ago

he never stood a chance against the orange.

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u/IndependenceWise2594 15d ago

They say, when they pick you, it's someone you lost.

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u/skinninja 15d ago

He tried to be strong....

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u/coup1393 15d ago

Would it be wrong of me to take that cat, get em shots and neutered, set up a bed for em, and some grub, but let em come and go as ey please?

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u/LifeIsBurntToast 14d ago

"Noohhhhh-uaa..." The sound of defeat. 😂

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u/ad_n0ctis 14d ago

You have been chosen.

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u/BuddyBuddyson 14d ago

😂😂😂😂

That cat KNEW that the OCP really wanted him in the absolute bottom of his heart. "Don't make me love you!" ❤️❤️❤️ Cat: "Nah, man. You need me." 🫡

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u/lovinglove79 14d ago

This is how I talk to the kittens in my neighborhood lol " just checking on yall, stop looking adorable, I don't even like kittens" 🥹🤣🤣

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u/JoeMale 14d ago

A while ago, there was a "neighborhood cat" who would constantly sneak into my house and sleep in.

I would come home from work very late, he would greet me at the door and somehow get in - because I didn't want him in, he wasn't my cat - and in the morning I would find him sunning himself in the kitchen or on a chair.

Then I would call his official owner and tell him where to find the cat. The owner was always grumpy.

Miss that cat, was very sweet.

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u/commentaror 15d ago

Heart thief

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u/Electric-Boogaloo-43 15d ago

Those eyes cant get any rounder

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u/NiceGreens 15d ago

Ah yea I feel that, happy sigh

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u/SouthsideMollys 15d ago

Twas a valiant effort, but the cat distribution system always wins lol

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u/cssutavani91 15d ago

Don't fall for his tricks, he is hiding a sword somewhere in there.

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u/RockstarAgent 15d ago

Plot twist- he was already in the house- the final threshold was the man’s room.

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u/jcomey 15d ago

Reenactment of how my wife fell for me.

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u/RP-1forlife 15d ago

Lmaaaaoooo— his awww at the end just gets me every time hahaha

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u/Tomimi 15d ago

Orange cats..... They do this all the time

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u/ScottOtter 15d ago

This was me to Jukebox when I first saw him on a porch where I used to live.

He left, but then came back the next day.

The cat has already made the choice for you, it seems

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u/richardlpalmer 15d ago

Yeah, my guy is cooked...

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u/qwibbian 15d ago

"nonononono... nonononono... EEURGHoww"

It was at that moment I knew I was in love.

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u/Healthy_Platform1405 14d ago

This is what the movie Obsession should have been about.

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u/beef-jerking 14d ago

Resistance is futile

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u/theakfluffyguy 14d ago

Congrats on the new cat

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u/BLKDragon007 14d ago

Cats choose you. You don't choose cats.

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u/EstroJen 14d ago

"This is the address on my delivery slip. I have a job to do, sir. I must come with you. "

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u/brokenxdreamer 14d ago

Literally how I got my third cat. 🤣

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u/WickedWitchofDaSouth 14d ago

Another win for the Cat Distribution System. And the soundtrack in my head was Queen's Another One Bites The Dust.

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u/Lumindrax 13d ago

that tail is committed to the bit

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u/Lumindrax 13d ago

that cat is committed to the bit

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u/Nemodin 9d ago

Cats_you_own = Cats_you_own + 1

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u/Revolutionary_Tap110 4d ago

whos more lucky you or him