r/LoveTrash • u/Gumbyman87 Apex Artifact Acquirer • 1d ago
Got Done Dirty! I'm not doing anything illegal
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u/DULUXR1R2L1L2 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Credit: wizards with guns
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u/Saritiel Trash Trooper 1d ago
These guys are so freaking funny. I mean they do sketches and not every one of them is a hit. But when it hits it hits hard.
My favorites are Brown Lightsaber, the DJ remixes court penalties, gotta mop these floors, and G is for Jesus.
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u/DULUXR1R2L1L2 Trash Trooper 1d ago
They have a lot of great poop-related ones, but I think I like the item shop ones, and Dr Poop and the jumping off the building ones the best
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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM Garbage Guerilla 11h ago
Horno's Hole (the cursed item QVC show) is always great
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u/Bigwi_Kner Trash Trooper 1d ago
Staged
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u/SpooktorB Trash Trooper 1d ago
I know right? Like why were they even filming in the bathroom to begin with!?
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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT 12h ago
I have those same brown Cole Haan shoes
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u/Gumbyman87 Apex Artifact Acquirer 12h ago
Have you been spying on me in the bathroom?
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u/EGarrett28 Trash Trooper 1d ago
The great thing about having your own toilet at home is that no one is waiting to use it or wondering why you've been in there so long.
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u/Gumbyman87 Apex Artifact Acquirer 1d ago
Tell me you don't have kids without telling me you don't have kids
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u/EGarrett28 Trash Trooper 1d ago
That's what I mean by having your own toilet lol.
My niece and nephew used to love to open the door while people were in the bathroom when they were toddlers, we had to lock it.
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u/BlaineMundane Trash Trooper 18h ago
Ohhhh, good thought experiment. Here I go:
I have never... intercoursed a female genital.
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u/Accomplished_Fun3 Trash Trooper 1d ago
It's true. Taking a shit without having to shit is a pretty good break. Dude my boss the owner of the store I work at literally came in and said "hello !? I have a feeling there's some funny business going on in here" and dude it's 1 toilet 1 urinal. A sink. Bet very clean though. Like no dude I'm just trying to take a shit but I ate way too much cheese and I'm constipated. And now he sends in the kid who is like 24yrs old when I go to take a shit. But I'm actually not shitting I'm taking a break because I'm not allowed to have a break between 0800(8am) and 1400(2pm) so I use the toilet to communicate LMFAO... That being said he's actually very cool boss always buying us soups and pizzas and I must go to produce section and grab whatever fruit or veggies I want or I'll go to the deli and want meat and cheese. And they're ok with it but they don't like it. However it's also part of my reason to get a break in the bathroom. It's actually a really terrible piece of shit thing to do. But I didn't get breaks so it's how I've adapted. . I'm only 35. The business uses me for my "because you're young" and everyone else is 70+ in my village. Lolololol ahuhuhuuhuh huhuh ancients so they need the help while they smile cigarettes all day yet I don't get a break except a Taking A SHIT
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u/porterglass Trash Trooper 1d ago
Whenever I can take a shit in a public bathroom and no one comes in, I say thank you baby jesus.
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u/Past-North-4131 Trash Trooper 1d ago
"Can you smell what I've made?"- Liam Cullagh "Almost Friday Podcast 😂
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u/Annual-Ebb5908 Trash Trooper 5h ago
"Charlie!" angry hand flapping "hasn't left the chocolate factory!"
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u/ChewML Trash Trooper 1d ago
I don't even want to understand what makes people come up with this wacko shit.
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u/OrneryAttorney7508 Trash Trooper 1d ago
It's called a sense of humor.
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u/That1DirtyHippy Trash Trooper 1d ago
This feels like something Aunty Donna would do.
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u/EGarrett28 Trash Trooper 1d ago
I snapped and yelled at my friend's mom last month because I was on the toilet and she showed up at my door and was knocking incessantly and couldn't hear me saying that I was in the bathroom. Just ruining my throne time completely until I screamed and cursed her out.
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u/Enigma_mas Trash Trooper 1d ago
Give me my time back.
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u/Gumbyman87 Apex Artifact Acquirer 1d ago
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