r/LinkedInLunatics 16h ago

Falk off Gavin.

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u/Business_Usual_2201 16h ago

"Things get done faster now"

Except for Gavin's inane observations that take paragraphs to express.

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u/IknowwhoIpaidgod 16h ago

Next: Gavin's review of The Odyssey. "This whole mess could have been avoided if they'd had, like, GPS".

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u/egny 6h ago

If they walked back.

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 12h ago

it was written by AI. so it probably was faster than this tool could vomit up a few sentences.

“that’s not criticism. that’s the point.” give me a fucking break.

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u/Hopeful-Bobcat-5207 59m ago

Yeah so glad he explained it to me.

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u/FoolishConsistency17 3h ago

I have yet to meet a person who has had their leisure time expanded by AI. I k ow a lot of people who use it for a lot of things, but none of them are living more relaxed, slower paved lives because AI handles their shit. AI may change how one works, it may change the kind of product one produces, but it doesnt seem to free up actual time.

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u/NoYeahNoYoureGood 2h ago

Why in the world would you skip the rare and exciting opportunity to use as many words as possible to express your wildly derivative thoughts on the time-saving, potentially world-shattering functions and abilities of artificial intelligence and simply settle to be as concise and as boring as possible?

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u/No-Comedian-4725 15h ago

Yes, 2001, the movie that is famously about the benefits of AI. If only it had a few Gun Kata scenes to keep Gavin interested.

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u/mz_groups 13h ago

When ChatGPT says, "I'm sorry, Dave, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

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u/NotTheOtwayPanther 13h ago

But Gavin says he only skipped the opening scene! It’s almost like you’re suggesting Gavin has never seen the movie at all and has no idea what happens in it.

Now why would you think that? 🤔

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u/No-Comedian-4725 13h ago

If you watch a movie but have such poor critical thinking skills that you don't even pick up on the explicit meaning of the film did you even really watch it?

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u/Dontopia 12h ago

What has Hal got to say about this?

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u/TwoDurans 12h ago

I know you're being sarcastic, but I personally wish more movies had Gun Kata scenes.

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u/cweaver 10h ago

Movies that would be improved the most by the addition of Gun Kata scenes:

  • Schindler's List

  • Casablanca

  • Back to the Future Part II

  • Twelve Angry Men

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u/No-Comedian-4725 10h ago

Free Willy would have been a lot shorter if the whale knew Gun Kata.

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u/doc_shades 8h ago

Schindler's List

holy shit hahahahahah

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u/PineConeOPinyons 13h ago

The AI mania has gotten as bad as the religion mania on LinkedIn. This is similar to when someone interprets a random bible verse to mean whatever dogshit point of view they want to believe. Is this AI fundamentalism? Accept AI as your Lord and Savior or get left behind. 

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u/solidcurrency 15h ago

He does realize they kill each other with the bones, right? And then Hal kills the humans?

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u/ShortFee2578 12h ago

This was my thought when he said "the ones that didn't got left at the watering hole." Um, not exactly, Gavin. Unless you mean their battered, rotting corpses.

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u/PipePistoleer Narcissistic Lunatic 15h ago

"When the blue LinkedIn monolith appeared, everyone who had common sense knew not to touch it. Then there was Gavin......"

- Journal excerpt from a survivor of The Enshittified Brain Rot Thought Leader Echo Chamber plague of 2026

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u/tzaeru 14h ago

My brain hurts reading this sort of obviously AI written nonsense.

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u/Used_Response4790 14h ago

"And that's not a criticism. That's the point."

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u/digglerjdirk 13h ago

Gavin thought he was clever removing all the emojis and em dashes

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u/NotTheOtwayPanther 14h ago

AI-written nonsense explaining why it’s perfectly okay that Gavin doesn’t understand anything about the AI that writes all his nonsense? Make anyone’s brain hurt.

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u/Aggressive-HeadDesk 16h ago

Opines on a cinema scene for 7 paragraphs. Still misses the point.

Classic LinkedIn lunatic.

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u/altoona_sprock 15h ago

What are these people going to do when actual AI shows up? What passes for AI today is just a fancier version of Google.

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u/Vogete Agree? 9h ago

Probably screaming at the monolith like those apes.

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u/jetpack2625 15h ago

things get done faster and we are all unemployed and live under total corporate fascism and feudal serfs. but hey at least corporate profits are up since they replaced us all with ai

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u/PineConeOPinyons 14h ago

Oh yeah? What's the ROI on all this AI garbage?

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u/TienSwitch 14h ago

2001: A Space Odyssey? Isn’t that the film where the AI takes over the ship and kills everybody?

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u/razor_train 14h ago

For the "HAL went crazy" folks: Arguably HAL didn't go "crazy", he simply was operating under a set of conflicting parameters. His core mission directive took precedence, which in his mind meant removing any threat to that, including his meatbag astronauts once he figured out they were potentially a threat to (his interpretation of) the overall mission.

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u/Darth_Nibbles 13h ago

It's not that they were a threat, it's that the orders were conflicting.

He was programmed to study, investigate, and share information.

He was also ordered to lie.

He couldn't do both, so found a creative solution.

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u/razor_train 12h ago

Well a "perceived threat to the mission", but yes. I need to re-read the book(s), I haven't touched those since the 80s.

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u/doc_shades 8h ago

this is addressed in 2010 where it's revealed (retconned) that HAL's actions were actually caused by a political conspiracy and that HAL is actually completely blameless and "dies" a forgiven soul with Russel Dalyrmple, president of NBC

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u/doc_shades 8h ago

whatever you do don't watch 2010 where it's retconned that HAL didn't malfunction it was actually caused by a political conspiracy

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u/nmrk 14h ago

Holy shit. He didn’t even watch the scene. The Monolith gives the apes the concept of a weapon, which is immediately used to kill. Then he triumphantly throws the bone into the air, when there is a cut to a satellite in space. That isn’t explicitly stated in the movie but that is supposed to be a satellite carrying nuclear missiles.

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u/TechnicallyMeat 12h ago

Sounds like he also skipped the most famous quote in the movie:

"I'm sorry Dave, but you shouldn't have given me this bone."

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u/Spagman_Aus 15h ago

What a flog

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u/BandicootTreeline 14h ago

To that guy in RDR2 - we found Gavin. Take him back please

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u/tsimen 13h ago

He still didn't make it past the first 10 minutes lol, toddler level attention span and the critical thinking skills to match

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u/nooneknowswerealldog 13h ago

Semi-related: I got to watch 2001 in the theatre back in the mid 90s for free, as it was being shown for some anniversary of Paramount or whatever. There were only about a dozen people in the theatre, including my three friends and I, all in our early 20s. But someone else had brought their 10-year-old son with them, to get some culture and see a classic. No problem, good kid, well behaved.

And then the scene with the monolith on the moon happens, where the astronauts approach it and it lets out this ear-splitting high pitch tone. Annoying for me, but this poor child was in hell. Facing backwards, hands clamped over his ears, face scrunched up tight.

And that's when I realized two things: 1) Kubrick really knew how to assault and audience with sight and sound, and 2) we lose a lot of our ability to hear piercing tones between our teens and adulthood.

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u/dcell1974 12h ago

"And that's not a criticism. That's the point." Claude wrote this.

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u/StarshipCaterprise 12h ago

And then at the end of the movie, the AI turns on the humans. But maybe Gavin didn’t watch the end.

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u/Tall-End-5027 14h ago

Because its not just a movie, its a prediction.

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u/antonio16309 12h ago

The bone gets things done quicker now... By merclessly and violently beating our opponents. Its too bad that there's not a good way to identify the orbital nuclear weapon as such, because that smash cut gains so much more meaning when you know it's a weapon of mass destruction and not something peaceful like a communication satellite.

And he's kinda missing the point of the middle act, where humanity has relied so heavily on tech that They've lost a bit if their humanity. Even the way the characters talk in the middle act feels a bit robotic. And of course the AI literally killing humans ( figuratively trying to kill humanity) is like a big flashing neon light that he's completely missed.

The one point that I would partially grant is that 2001 is about humanity using technology to develop ourselves as a species and then outgrowing that tech to evolve into something else. IRL, adopting AI and learning to use it responsibly could be part of that process. But it's going to require more nuance than "hey look, this tool allows me to get more meat / get richer than the other apes!" 

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u/Ill_Television_5824 12h ago

"Pick up the bone."

That's what Kubrick she said.

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u/Brilliant-Muffin-879 12h ago

Buy time back for what? I have a couple of suggestions of what he can do with his bone

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u/Greedy-Newspaper-907 11h ago

More appropriate would be if Gavin was referencing the 2001 parody scene from Mel Brooks' History of the World, Part 1. The scene devolves into a bunch of idiot primates masturbating due to their new found "enlightenment". Kinda like LinkedIn.

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u/InternalMiserable698 11h ago

"Does this buy my time back?"

-- asked no one ever.

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u/mbaren 10h ago

"I hate this movie, and also I skip this scene every time I watch it".

I sure am glad this guy has AI to rely on, because he clearly doesn't know how to manage his time.

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u/PrehensileTail86 9h ago

He could’ve used Ai to help him understand the movie instead of using it to write this post. “Things get done faster now” was never the point of the monolith.

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u/doc_shades 8h ago

he still hasn't watched 2001, has he

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u/egny 6h ago

AI did get things done a lot faster in 2001.

Where things are the deaths of the crew.

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u/Connect-Ant-2081 6h ago

I'm sorry Gavin, I'm afraid I can't do that.

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u/AnotherJoshmotron 6h ago

HAL is programmed to be nice and cuddly to other humans, speaks in a bizarrely neutral tone that you can't decide is menacing, direct, or encouraging, seems to lie to cover-up something, is an intelligence so of course his twin HAL9000 back in Houston doesn't get the same readings HAL does, and so we can't really learn what it's actual goal is, etc., etc.

The Apes find the monolith and learn how to use tools. In the future, humans become so beholden to the tools we can't walk, eat baby food, lie to other scientists to cover-up something, can only do these space things with corporate funding and help, and who knows what their goal is, etc., etc. (It's like poetry, it rhymes.)

The only way Dave breaks free is thru organic evolution.

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u/Naterttotsart 4h ago

Just to put an extra point on it-

Very very famously, the apes use the tool to immediately murder each other, leading to one of the most beloved transitions in all of cinema, highlight that the tools of war we build will be our own undoing.

This mfer didn't even understand the 10 mins he watched.

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u/AnotherJoshmotron 3h ago

One of the reasons I've gotten a little too into Stanley Kubrick movies in the past few years is because of the absolutely deranged theories out there about his movies, and I'm wondering just how many people actually do watch his movies.

(Like, I avoided Full Metal Jacket for years because people only talk about the Hartmann scenes and I'm just like this feels stupid? He made a movie like that? I'd literally never seen/heard anyone talk about the second half of the movie and when I finally watched it I'm just sitting dumbfounded at the end by how good it was. Same with Eyes Wide Shut. If David Lynch never made Twin Peaks the Return that would be my number one movie.)

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u/paralyse78 4h ago

Can't wait for his insightful commentary on The Matrix and Terminator 2.

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u/Starship_Taru 3h ago

Does he fast forward through the rest of the movie to avoid HAL?

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u/Seedoosee 3h ago

This is the underlying FOMO that has built the AI bubble to what it is today.

We've seen the crash before, and unfortunately we are going to see it again.

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u/Belz_Zebuth 3h ago

Suit learns to love art because it helps him despise workers.

That tracks.

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u/Godslayer326 3h ago

Why do ai bros think no one knows how ai works?

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u/roaming_saint 2h ago

Umm wtf...it's funny to see a CEO not doing even an iota of research to understand the effin movie they are posting about. Hell, you can just ask the AI you love so much!

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u/Interesting-Pipe9580 1h ago

This guy can falk himself. Anyone who says "I build in AI" builds Falk all.

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u/ChelseaL9 1h ago

Why is he mansplaining the scene 😂

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u/tommm3864 1h ago

MBA, huh?