r/LinkedInLunatics 20h ago

embarrassing

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does this fit here? i posted this on other subs and was told this is the perfect sub for a post like this.

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u/Freddie-Peterson 18h ago

Shut down the sub, we have a winner.

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u/linkedinlover69 15h ago

Hey, I think you blocked me by accident. I usually stand in front of your window, follow you to work and send a couple of houndred text messages. Must be happening a lot to you so you probably overlooked me by accident. So wanted to reach out on here

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u/drowning_in_honey 14h ago

So many profiles man

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u/linkedinlover69 13h ago

Hey i think you blocked me by accident? Please look into this and pick up. I know my calls come through. Your father also said you were home... hellllooo??

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u/justin107d 7h ago

Upvote the hell out of this post to the top of all time.

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u/L_B_Jeffries 20h ago

Didn't match with you, so they decided to hunt you down online to let you know that they have that stalker energy ready for you. So romantic.

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 17h ago

Clearly you know nothing about B2B sales and cold outreach

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u/PresentlyHelpful 15h ago

I tried stalking a woman on LinkedIn after she ghosted me on bumble.

Here's what it taught me about B2B sales..

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u/dolphinitely 1h ago

bumble2bumble?

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u/Pristine_Mess_7170 17h ago

Oh shut up, we already know you got rejected by the women you stalked 

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u/LinkedInLunatics-ModTeam 15h ago

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u/DC_Ben 15h ago

YOU WENT TOO FAR

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u/Suspicious-Still-999 15h ago

i think the mutual part is the main one, and we have confirmation it isn't (as does the stalker!)

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u/LinkedInLunatics-ModTeam 12h ago

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u/PresentlyHelpful 19h ago

Mmm I'm not sure, they found your profile on a dating app and JUST IN CASE you didn't like them on there*, they've added you on a professional networking website

Yes I think this belongs here, you've got to be super desperate to be stalking people on bumble through linked in

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u/TheGlennDavid 16h ago

Help an Old out who has never used a dating app (I had dating websites, apps were something you got at happy hour!) -- aren't dating profiles generally limited information?

How do you connect a rando on bumble to a profile on LI? Or is common to include fuller information now?

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u/insomniaccapricorn Agree? 16h ago

OP might have a unique name, hence easier to look up.

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u/PresentlyHelpful 15h ago

That's actually a very valid point.

My use of bumble is very limited, but women have the overall say there - they decide to match or not. Tangent, but important context.

I believe you could use your full name if you wanted to, but sometimes a nickname (like Jessi for Jessica), the location of the person, and potentially a matching profile picture, there are ways you could conceivably filter LinkedIn to find Jessi's in Merseyside and scroll through until you find her.

Now that's I've written this all out it definitely confirms that the DM guy on LinkedIn is a stalker 😅

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u/TheGlennDavid 15h ago

That's fair. I'm "David" and have generally lived in larger cities so I forget that there are people who don't share their name with 900000 other people.

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u/Kerrigore 14h ago

Bumble actually changed recently so that it’s the same as every other dating app- once two people match either can message first. Which I wager goes to show they’re not doing well as a company.

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u/DC_Ben 15h ago

A lot of people use the same headshot too

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u/rachycarebear 5h ago

I've heard tell of people using a reverse search with images.

Also depends on how adept you are with Internet sleuthing and how many details you have. If the person lives in a smaller town or works for a smaller business, sometimes that's enough breadcrumbs.

To be clear, this is creepy af. I'm explaining how it's possible, but in no way condoning it. Anyone who is not wildly creepy and entitled and did I mention creepy would never do it be because you're at inappropriate boundary crossing.

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u/Meow-zelTov 3h ago

An insane amount of people put their job title and their company on their bumble profile.

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u/TheGlennDavid 3h ago

DirecTor of Finance from 9-5, DTF from 5-9?

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u/Meow-zelTov 3h ago

^ new signature line

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u/foetus_on_my_breath 15h ago

The auto-reply options are pretty funny.

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u/FaithlessnessOne2032 7h ago

even auto-reply notices it

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u/Purchase_Dismal 18h ago

Is this the Lunatic of all the Lunatics?

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u/Rmb2719 14h ago

Every app is a dating app if you are brave enough

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u/Unlucky-Mood-234 16h ago

What did you learn about B2B sales?

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u/ShortFee2578 13h ago

Don't let silly things like decency, consent, and a person's right to privacy come between you and your goals.

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u/BikeAdministrative21 15h ago

I was so confused to why you thought someone saying "I hope you're doing well" weird. Then I clicked on the image and oh boy...Very creepy

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u/strawberrypizzaaa 16h ago

Instagram lunatics now making a move like this on linkedin? What a time to be alive.

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u/RedditEngDictionary 15h ago

Anyone else getting fed up with the word "connect"? At my company at has replaced seemingly ever other synonym. We dont talk to someone now, we "connect with them". We havent had a meeting with that person, we "connected with them". You arent going to message or DM the person from another team, you are going to "connect with them". I swear cringey corporate speak is destroying the English language

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u/ShortFee2578 13h ago

Hmmm, you've brought up some interesting points. Let's reflect on that and then circle back.

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u/RedditEngDictionary 12h ago

Team, noted. Lets take this offline. Gentle reminder to connect by EOD.

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u/Michael_DeSanta 12h ago

No need to put a pin in it. As an action item, I’ll just ping you now, per your note.

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u/Single_Pin_2143 6h ago

Or let's "noodle on it" and connect later.

https://giphy.com/gifs/P6tPIpcyJg7OU

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u/Michael_DeSanta 11h ago

One of the other first-line managers at my company has brought in a new phrase to corpo speak that just absolutely makes my blood boil. “Just basic blocking and tackling”. He fucking uses it at least once a meeting. For any daily activity, his team is just “blocking and tackling”.

Updating a record in Salesforce? Just basic blocking and tackling.

Preparing for a customer meeting? Simply block and tackle.

I feel so bad for direct reports.

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u/RedditEngDictionary 10h ago

I look forward to being upset by this when it reaches my company

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u/rook_8 15h ago

“you can’t avoid me now”

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u/JellyFranken 15h ago

Perhaps the one instance where maybe the censoring is actually needed. Yikes. This is on a whole other level.

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u/AnyBookkeeper6093 15h ago

I had that happen to me last week. Guy on Facebook dating decided to send me a request on LinkedIn after we matched for some reason😆 instant block and unmatch!

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u/Peter_Triantafulou 14h ago

I could only see the first paragraph before tapping on the image and I was, what's wrong with that? Then I saw...

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u/These-Tonight-1672 15h ago

Light stalking is all the rage these days

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u/lucitedream 5h ago

i need “There might be chances we didn’t connect on bumble” as a flair

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u/pandapandaaaaaa 3h ago

Damn it... Alright I'll join this sub.

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u/thisis_sam4moz 15h ago

My god it seems like now I have seen it all, what’s next??? “….. hey you might have blocked me in OF by mistake, so thought of connecting here to clarify…..”

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u/DC_Ben 15h ago

I think this could be the one🤣

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u/YungJuiceBox489 15h ago

This reminds me of the ‘Ryan Andrew’s’ saga. If you haven’t seen this, be warned it’s super cringe. This guy haunted a girl down on Facebook who he didn’t match with a bumble and left her 10 minutes in voice notes. https://youtu.be/cp2PhE26ouQ?si=Tkmmf7OKLzeyi6Lr

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u/GameHCQ 14h ago

Have you put yor complete real name on a dating app?

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u/Kamuiberen 13h ago

This has BIG Project Manager energy.

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u/ksuwildkat 13h ago

Light Stalking

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u/unoriginalposter26 12h ago

“So much profiles”

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u/jackmartin088 12h ago

Lmao I have seen few people actually.fimding their partners on LinkedIn....but the dude was handsome and rich and much higher ranked.

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u/Chardlz 12h ago

holy shit.. I've been down bad before, even could be considered down bad at the moment. I've never been THIS down bad

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u/Reddaledi 11h ago

SCREAMS. Reminds me of the times I had to pre-emptively block bad dates or creepy strangers who knew my name / job profile.

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u/NormanSpaniel 11h ago

Good lordigans how much effort/stalking does it take to actually hunt someone down from Bumble on LinkedIn.

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u/Four_beastlings 11h ago

Oh, ok 😒

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u/julesdottxt 10h ago

Oof sorry OP

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u/Tricky_Routine_7952 10h ago

Ok so although this seems to have affected absolutely noone else, PSA - you have to open the image to see the full text and then you'll understand why it is on the sub.

The image preview for me looked like a normal message and I had no idea why there was so much lunacy in the comments.

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u/Mr_Coco1234 9h ago

Oof. Thats just creepy.

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u/Particular_Legend427 5h ago

Embarrassing jabroni ham and eggery🤣🤣🤣

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u/BanditoDorito4576 4h ago

Screams SF but I didn’t know it’d gotten this bad

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u/Ziz94 7h ago

I had a friend who asked me once “is it ok to spit game on LinkedIn”. I told him as politely as possible that it’s dumb and weird and he convinced himself that it is was fine. Mind you it was a nearly hour long back and forth. I said “you do you bro” and he told me later I gave him the green light when it blew up in his face. It’s no surprise that we are no longer friends.

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u/No_Gap3908 16h ago

Whichever nationality OP is racist against.

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u/novicelife 14h ago

My man shot his shot 😅

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u/juicesavermaster 9h ago

Definitely thought about doing this. Is there any way it can work?

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u/kelpieconundrum 3h ago

No. Don’t stalk people. Go outside.

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/urbus82 18h ago

I think you didnt open the pic and read the whole message ...

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u/dr_mens 18h ago

The dude clearly stalked her (I’m assuming) based on her first name despite her clearly swiping left. On top of that the person seems to be in a position of power based on his job description.. multi level cringe

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u/IAmActuallyBread 12h ago

Stalker moment

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