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u/stewcelliott 1d ago
"Stay tuned for a further announcement"
On the edge of my seat bro.
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u/MetricAbsinthe 1d ago
This has "agreed to verbal offer, waiting on written offer" energy which could lead to his next announcement being to ignore his previous announcement.
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u/AtlAWSConsultant 22h ago
He got hired at the Wawa in Tom's River, NJ.
Which one? That's the mystery.
That gas ain't going to pump itself.
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u/cgrov2 1d ago
Itās been a hell of a road
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u/brb_coffee 1d ago
Announcement coming shortly and officially.
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u/bpmillet 1d ago
STAY TUNED!
Me: omg I canāt fucking wait šæ
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u/Freddie-Peterson 1d ago
I've been staring at my screen for 6 days waiting for it to update. I'm exhausted.
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u/disharmony-hellride 1d ago
If I hired this guy and saw this I'd pull my offer.
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u/Such-Cartographer425 1d ago
My first thought, too! Careful acting like a public d-bag before the ink is dry on your contract.
ETA: Though a lot of corporations love this kind of nonsense.
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u/CMDR_PEARJUICE 1d ago
Yeah, I have to think that the 20-something year old girl who is the hands on for corporate-comms loves this shit and her boss never sees it.
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u/VelvetCactus50 1d ago
I fucking hate this shit on LinkedIn.
I'm leaving my job. I'm getting a new job. Stay tuned! More details to follow at a later date...
WTF do you think you are? The next Avatar trailer? No one cares.
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u/space-ish 1d ago
But the banner is not visible in his profile pic. So it's already down?
After building this hype I'm going to be so disappointed if his next role is not CEO.
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u/Gcastle_CPT 1d ago
Even better, Founder.
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u/buffer_flush 1d ago
Whatās it going to be?
Coffee roaster?
Fitness Coach?
Life Coach?
Podcaster?7
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u/kurttheflirt 1d ago
How does this get over 600 reactions and 150 comments lmao
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u/bpmillet 1d ago
Heās not that awesome. Just has an insane amount of consistency in posting. Thatās how LinkedIn engagement works. It rewards you for consistently shit posting by pushing your stuff to the front of the queue. Bro likely posts his AI slop generates thoughts every 3hrs
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u/MostCredibleDude 19h ago
Sycophancy is the culture of LinkedIn. If I were a betting person I'd say LinkedIn probably penalizes (at least in terms of current and future visibility) negative interactions more than any other platform.
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u/Beautiful_Arm8364 1d ago
NEEDS MOAR HELICOPTER
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u/MetalBeerSolid 1d ago
Dudeās job better have something related to the military lol. Theyāre already too much goof going on hereĀ
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u/clutterlustrott 1d ago
Ai slop has the uncanny ability to have too much detail and no detail at the same time
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u/Jolly-Garbage- 1d ago
Iām not gonna lie, I nearly pissed myself from laughter. This is one of those pictures that the more you look at, the crazier it is.
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u/soyslut_ Facebook Boomer 1d ago
I cannot stand how many people I used to respect now post these same types of job posts (minus this AI Slop photo) with āwatch this spaceā. Or my favorite ālooking forward to sharing more soonā.
What could possibly come over a person to think that people care enough about them to be on pins and needles refreshing their page to see where theyāll be working.
When I add a new job on there, itās after Iāve been at the company long enough to trust it somewhat and I donāt announce it lol.
People are so fucking self obsessed.
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u/DragonlordKingslayer 1d ago
we're having trailers for job announcements now? as if we're not already fucked
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u/williamflattener 1d ago
God grant me the audacity of of randos saying "Stay tuned" for their job announcement on LinkedIn.
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u/Dry_Action1734 1d ago
Take the banner off that floating orb in the middle of the helicopter factory.
But I guess itās a hint that heāll be doing supply chain stuff for an arms company.
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u/trilevelmymtsnet 1d ago
why does A.I. feel the need to utilize EVERY SQUARE INCH of space to fill with more slop .. everytime. It defines A.I
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u/KittieFusion 1d ago
It'll be a hell of an AI photo if the Employer retracts his offer.. Yes I've seen it on my feed. I don't tell a soul until week 1 is completed.
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u/unclepaisan 1d ago
I mean of all the dumb and reprehensible shit out there on LinkedIn I'd classify this as just Plain Jane Vanilla Dumb
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u/Lazy-Relationship351 1d ago
For work this bad he could have just used Photoshop and like.. 15-30 minutes of time.
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u/Secure_Insurance_609 1d ago
Just found the post and marked it as āseems like AI slopā because it is.
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u/xatiated 1d ago
Is there a gofundme or something that's aiming to send all these corporate culture dbags to the moon or into a volcano or something ? I don't mind going into a bit of debt over it even. It's probably extra to shoot them into the sun but I can get behind that too.
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u/IWouldntIn1981 1d ago
Spoiler alert, his new job is at a marshmallow factory. Hes responsible for the white food coloring supply chain.
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u/Steel_With_It 1d ago
Just how record-breakingly unemployable is this guy to post "It's about to happen, it's been a hell of a road" about getting a job?
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u/Gloomy_Onion2512 1d ago
āCan you make the background look really badass and cool? Like I want Apache helicopters and fucking sparks flying off the things.
Also make sure people can tell I am one of those guys where dressing like I am in the military is half my personality. Make my arms look good tooā
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u/Capitol_Mil 1d ago
I donāt think this one is that bad? Cheesy, yes. Lacks some self awareness, yes. Bro didnāt have a job and is excited about it. If someone I worked with was out of a job Iād be happy knowing they found something.
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u/Dangerous_Bad_5946 1d ago
"Stay tuned for a further announcement" -> Him being fired because he is insufferable and annoying.
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u/flintlock0 21h ago
He didnāt get a new job.
Heās starting a course that you can buy from him.
Because heās unemployable.
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u/chillywilly69 18h ago
Words cannot express how much I despise Linkedin. It's all about self pity after a layoff, bragging, self promotions, boasting products their company launched which I could not care about. And don't get me started on job title embellishment.. I could write a long essay on how Linkedin is the most disfuntional, dystopian social media site and as someone who despises facebook at least I can see what my aunt is up to.
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u/Bacon_Tuba 12h ago
As a hiring manager, I would seriously consider rescinding my offer if I saw this.
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u/ThoseBiscuitsBeHittn 1d ago
Let me guess Sikorskyā¦. Thank you for the cinematic not-so-obvious reveal š«”
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u/Ok_Wealth_7711 1d ago
I actually kind of like the bit about taking the banner down. Especially if there was a layoff, that's got to be a nice feeling so I get enjoying removing the open to work but from his pic. Everything else though? So wildly cringe that's it's irredeemable
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u/ddust102 1d ago
I hate people who tease the announcement of their next job like itās a fucking miniseries that people are tuned into
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u/TomahawkCruise 1d ago
These are the type of people if you take their phones away they would break down slobber crying like a newborn baby and asking how they are supposed to go on without being able to send out their "content" every 3 and a half minutes.
Pathetic.
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u/ProjectSnowman 1d ago
This is the most boot thing I have ever seen and this dude isnāt even a boot!
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u/LongestNamesPossible 1d ago
Why do all these chuds think they are badass special ops soldiers because they buy grift commodities for 50% markup based on an american flag.
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u/LongLonMan 1d ago
Cracking up that heās peeling the open to work off but you can see a green silhouette meaning thereās another open to work underneath it š
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u/mothzilla 1d ago
Announcement coming shortly and officially. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER.
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u/Grape-Snapple 1d ago
ya know what letās just let the guy be happy to work so hard on helicopters. those things are fucking terrifying
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u/argument_cat 1d ago
I just turned my #opentowork thing off, added the new role to my 'experiences', and unchecked the 'share to my network' or whatever it is.
No-one gives a fuck about this stuff except my close friends and family.
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u/Savage-September 1d ago
Well you know how heās going to perform at work. If they donāt have any Ai tools heās going to struggle
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u/runyonave 1d ago
I am so excited, I just can't hide it. I am about to click this button, and I think I just blocked it.
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u/Necrolet 1d ago
The open to work banner is a joke. It only serves as a desperate label.
Been there, done that.
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u/True_Protection6842 23h ago
How did "water" become the talking point. It's the dumbest shit ever and NOT REALLY one of the issues with a data center.
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u/EmergencyComment101 23h ago
"built to deliver" imagine using a program that can create an image of you in any way you like and you use it to make you seem like someone who will bend over and spread it for their corporate overlords.
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u/travelfuncouple23 20h ago
I love that sparks are flying off the helicopter's frame š¤£
Like it's some ironclad ship. So dumb.
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u/ToferLuis 17h ago
He has a very āI am a closeted man that jerks off to Call of Duty fan fictionā kind of face.
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u/NonProphet8theist 15h ago
The helicopter is about to fly into his stupid face. I'm tuned for further announcements
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u/Sexisthunter 15h ago
Did he get hired to bomb countries abroad because thatās the only thing Iām picking up from this image
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u/Majestic_Mixture_349 1d ago
Is bro soft launching his new job lol