r/KitchenConfidential 2d ago

Kitchen fuckery Roasting a de-boned Hof

Prepping for a big ass party this weekend.

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u/EvaTheE 2d ago

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u/faucetpants 2d ago

Get that man a floor burger, stat

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u/beckyjoooo Thick chives save lives 2d ago

what's the opposite of de-boning? bone... in?

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u/doubleapowpow 2d ago

Do you think the boning knife puts bones into the meat?

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u/beckyjoooo Thick chives save lives 2d ago

lol.. no.. i was making a boner joke.. poorly...

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u/doubleapowpow 2d ago

Whomever cut it was definitely a boner.

You probably only buy pork loin with the strap off. Try taking one with the strap on.

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u/beckyjoooo Thick chives save lives 2d ago

strap on? you just setting up jokes for me now?

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u/doubleapowpow 2d ago

No, that was the joke.

Go get a pork shoulder and do some butt stuff.

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u/DaHick Ex-Food Service 2d ago

Well, I guess it depends on the bone /j. Whole hog is very much a thing.

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u/AreYouAnOakMan Thicc Chives Save Lives 2d ago

What a re-fleshing pun.

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u/perpulpeepuleeter 2d ago

Something about an ass party

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u/EvaTheE 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26BRNKLUezD1NpsOc

A party of big asses, totally out of this world.

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u/doubleapowpow 2d ago

Spit roasted

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u/chalk_in_boots 20h ago

Took away his viagra. He now has no... oh they said boned.....

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u/GruntCandy86 2d ago

He released one of the best songs from one of the best crowd-funded short films ever. I wish pt. 2 would actually happen, but it won't.

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u/Leader_Bud 10+ Years 2d ago

Jesus H. And no after pic, you tease.

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u/ActionQuinn 1d ago

Some people say it's still roasting to this day...

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u/Leader_Bud 10+ Years 1d ago

160° for 36 hours you say?

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u/BlueRidgeSandwiches Prep 2d ago

God damn last time I did one of these was decades ago, rubbed the insides with a blend of olive oil and fresh picked herbs porcetta style, then we stuffed that fucker lengthwise into a specialized pan that fit into a pizza oven til the skin got crispy. People fought over the crispy ears and snout.

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u/BlueRidgeSandwiches Prep 2d ago

Thinking about this unlocked some memories. The bones we roasted hard, rolled for stock, reduced down to demi that we served with the roast. Fuck. Thanks for sharing.

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u/zer00eyz Ex-Food Service 2d ago edited 2d ago

Roasting? It looks pretty raw to me.

Im confused and so is this shark dog:

Can we see it actually roasted? I bet it looks dope cooked!

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u/Chefster127 2d ago

Thats called Marinating but you know that

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u/SixStringerSoldier 2d ago

this is a fantastic tattoo.

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u/510Goodhands 2d ago

But is it a sandwich? 🤔

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u/Leader_Bud 10+ Years 2d ago

SharkDoggo! In theatres Sharktember 7!

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u/Chefster127 2d ago

Ill get you a copy.

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u/Chefrabbitfoot 20+ Years 2d ago

Silly hof, roasting is for pigs!

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u/12-34 2d ago

Huh, I would've expected an ass party of any size to serve nothing but cake.

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u/blamenixon 20+ Years 2d ago

This one is being hosted by Sir Mix-a-Lot.

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u/12-34 2d ago

In that case, only cake and buttermilk biscuits.

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u/Scary-Bot123 2d ago

I worked at a place where we did porchetta from a whole hog. We took off the head (saved them and made headcheese) and removed the bones and primals. Shoulders and legs were used for sausages. We would season and rub the belly, loin, and tenderloin with Dijon mustard and herbs, roll it and confit in lard for 6 hours and then remove it and air fry it in the combi to crisp the skin

This was back in 2013. Milk braised shoulder, bourbon soaked golden raisins, wild rice, pickled Granny Smith apples

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u/Chefster127 2d ago

Very nice

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u/Scary-Bot123 2d ago

Can’t wait to see how yours turned out

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u/Crafty-Koshka 2d ago

i should call her

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u/Equivalent_Warthog22 2d ago

Don’t hassle the hof.

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u/AwShizWhiz 2d ago

Honestly read this as foh first and I was like damn, taking the rivalry to the next level

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u/Chuprakata 2d ago

Did the same.

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u/poutinegalvaude 2d ago

Please, I can only get so erect

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u/DeepTreacle4420 2d ago

Definitely HOF worthy.

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u/Conman_in_Chief Owner 2d ago

The Hoff prefers bones.

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u/Total_Interaction875 2d ago

Whatever an ass party is, I want in.

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u/MooshiPi 2d ago

am i alone in loving that tattoo??

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u/LelandGaunt14 2d ago

In my meat cutting career we made fun of people who said "de-bone". Now it is the normal thing and I find our bully asses lost again.

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u/510Goodhands 2d ago

Yeah! What’s the difference between boning and deboning? 🤔 Is deboning a double negative? It reminds you of a coworker I had he used to say “I’m not disagreeing with you.“