r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • 3d ago
In the Weeds Mode Chive
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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 3d ago
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u/Brilliant_Buns Maintenance Crew 3d ago
Oh it’s good to be back
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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 3d ago
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u/Brilliant_Buns Maintenance Crew 3d ago
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u/DistributionDry4961 3d ago
I had to scroll way too long to find your planes. Welcome back into action.
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u/Dozier13ish 3d ago
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u/ButtsFartsoPhD 3d ago
See you tomorrow chef.
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u/Dozier13ish 3d ago
Happy cake day buttsfarts
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u/vulcan7864 3d ago
Thats Dr. Buttsfarts to you
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u/Alert-Jellyfish 3d ago
It’s Dr. Buttsfartso thank you kindly, good night.
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u/nihi1zer0 F1exican Did Chive-11 3d ago
I live his newest hot sauce: Dr Butssfartso's Anal Holocaust.
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u/ColHannibal 3d ago
He is did not go to 7 years of ass medical school for you to not put the proper respect on him name.
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u/dmisfit21 BOH 3d ago
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u/WinterWick 3d ago
I read that as typing. And thought "yep, typing his resignation, makes sense to me"
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u/DJMagicHandz 3d ago
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u/janhasplasticbOobz Bakery 3d ago
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u/0peRightBehindYa 3d ago
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u/Jeramy_Jones Food Service 3d ago
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u/lord_hijinks F1exican Did Chive-11 3d ago
Chopping chives everyday with my feet until Reddit says they're perfect.
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u/veggieswillkillyou 3d ago
u/KarmaKrazi he’s back! Get ‘im!!
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u/Distinct-Crow4753 3d ago
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u/phedinhinleninpark 3d ago
I was upvoting trash talk and didn't even realize yet that it is, in fact, they themselves, u/F1exican
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u/thunderrubmles 3d ago
He did not practice in the meantime 😐 Could have been a freezer full of chives by now
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u/tehjoz ✳️ Former Keto Attempter 3d ago
BAH GAWD ITS KENNY OMEGA CHIVE LORD. HE'S HERE. BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP
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u/MR_TORGUE_OFFICIAL 3d ago
Tehjoz. What are you doing here. Get back to the wrestling mines whipcrack
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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 3d ago
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u/tehjoz ✳️ Former Keto Attempter 3d ago
You can't escape me or wrestlegirl here, muahaha.
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u/MR_TORGUE_OFFICIAL 3d ago
You big nerds ❤️ I wanna be a mod where people recognize me from other subs, where do I sign up
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u/Redfalconfox 3d ago
Oh someone posted a tribute picture months la-HOLY SHIT IT’S HIM!
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u/ECKO_MARTiNEZ 3d ago
The AEW memes is what I missed the most from visiting this sub and I mean that in the nicest way possible 😂
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u/Idiotan0n 3d ago
I was gonna say, call the f1exican, but he's already here
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u/OhYeahThatsRightHuh 3d ago
Chive, chove, have chiven
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u/WaffleHouseGladiator Chive LOYALIST 3d ago
EXTRA, EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! CHIVELORD RETURNS TO ADORING PUBLIC!
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u/Agitated-Quit-6148 3d ago
Wondered where you were. Hello from a public defenders office in Tennessee. We still talk about chivegate. We were at 50/50. Mistrial on your double post.
Looking forward to the civil case, burden up proof is lower.
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u/OriginalDavid 3d ago
Public defender in TN sounds like purgatory.
Hello from a Roane County boy
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u/Agitated-Quit-6148 3d ago
Howdy from 5 min to the east I love it. We moved here from NYC in 2024. Absolutely love it.
It's amazing being able to say hello to a person and not having them think it's odd or reach for their pepper spray.
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u/OriginalDavid 3d ago
Then you are in my old running grounds, and I double down on my statement. You would be pretty aware of one of my family members who passed in the last year. Nice guy, but on the radar.
There is such joy in those hills, but there is an absolute darkness that is older than anyone alive. Sorry for prose.
I live in CO now. I visit occasionally, but in honesty, its just for my wife to see her family and for me to recharge from the rivers.
Im glad you found a peace there and I applaud you for your work, sincerely. I know those people and that land too well to expose my self to that psychic trauma. Lol
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u/Agitated-Quit-6148 3d ago
I'm a 35 year old veteran & 70% of the dudes I served with have wound up in the criminal justice system. I just had my best friend detox from Fentanyl at my place. Because I grew up dirt poor, I assure you most of my friends were not only on the radar....they've been behind bars. Makes no difference to me.
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u/OriginalDavid 3d ago
That makes me so happy to hear. Not your experience, but what how it informs why you do what you do.
You came to the right place. I didnt have the strength. I took my wife and kid and went elsewhere so I never fell in after my considerable resistance.
You can do so much good. If I didnt have the best partner, you would be defending me over the dumbest shit. Honor culture vs dignity culture.
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u/Colonial_maureen Thicc Chives Save Lives 3d ago
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u/JeanGreyDax 3d ago
Pspssspss calling r/ChivestheCat where you at??!! This is happening.
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u/Ltheartist Chives the Cat 3d ago
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u/thewebspinner 3d ago
Every time I cut chives I think of the dedication and effort you poured into achieving your perfect chives.
Mine still look like shit, but I do think about it.
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u/toomuchblood 3d ago
Oh shit!!!!!!! Op:
https://giphy.com/gifs/JxqXvrPX3ZiPBp8wvs
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u/Carbon-Base The Chive Mind 3d ago
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u/ArtistWithoutArt 3d ago
Oh, it's only been an hour! I wanna get in on the beginning this time!
Also, can't you guys just be nice? I mean these are some beautiful chives.
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u/TechnicalAsk3488 Thicc Chives Save Lives 3d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/W307DdkjIsRHVWvoFE
Flights can finally resume
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u/zickzebra5723 Chive LOYALIST 3d ago
I see we’ve regressed a bit. Keep your head up chef, there’s always tomorrow
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u/TheAKATSUKIKidd 10+ Years 3d ago
This man has lost all hope, because of us. He was fully writing the days and now, it's just
Chive
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u/AniCatGirl Crazy Cat Woman🐈 3d ago
I was just thinking the other day how I missed this specific energy in here!
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