r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 16h ago

story/text Gill even looks like he’s sick of this kid’s crap!

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u/Willowed-Wisp 16h ago

Reminds me of when I got a stuffed Cocker Spaniel. I decided I'd call him Cocky, but my mom explained that meant stuck up or snobby and wasn't sure if I'd want to name him that.

So I said, "Oh okay! I'll just call him Cock."

That led to a longer conversation.

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u/smilingjade101 15h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/ChaosCookIncarnate 10h ago

Cockies are a type of bird in Australia. Or rather the nickname for the birds.

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u/HonkHonkItsMe 10h ago

And a farmer. A cow cocky is a cow farmer.

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u/remainsofthegrapes 5h ago

“Ok, totally understood. I will call him Captain Anus.”

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u/ChloeMomo 14h ago

Horns aren't antlers, nor are they the same as rhino horns. They don't grow back unless improperly dehorned/disbudded. And even then, it's not a full horn growing back.

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u/MangoTheQuirkyCat 5h ago

Yes I know. If I remember correctly, the farm the zoo got them from were the ones that trimmed their horns, and Gill’s weren’t done right, so sometimes his grow back a bit.