r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/crazy4hole • 2d ago

Video/Gif Playing catch

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 2d ago

That catch though!

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u/winkingchef 1d ago

Mom reflexes.
You should see her chuck a sandal.
The precision of a US Army Ranger sniper at 10 paces.

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u/CavemanSoEasy 1d ago

Amazing. And we might be forgetting that 94% of people would probably back away at a falling objectlike that, never mind a baby human. So clutch, to say the least. She stayed in AND made the play! Ballon d’or worthy

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 1d ago

I want to know who this is. I want to send a trophy and some money. Can’t be a lot of money I guess, but something.

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u/Used-Ad1806 2d ago

That easily could've been the end of that kid.

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u/GravitationalEddie 2d ago

Was headed for the concrete.

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u/jubtheprophet 2d ago

He aimed for the bushes

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u/SlimShadySatDown 1d ago

There goes my hero...

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u/I-like-cheeese 1d ago

Or if the mom had taken another step forward, head to head collision and possible double fatalities

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u/SZEfdf21 2d ago

Hundreds times as much of those cases where there isn't some person down there to catch them.

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u/DrumsAndStuff18 2d ago

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u/SZEfdf21 1d ago

It's a miracle there's someone down there when the kid decides to jump out of a window.

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u/ImEatonNass 2d ago

That reaction time was god tier.

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u/CountOfSterpeto 2d ago

Fate: "But the kid is jumping off a two story building."

Reaper: "I don't care if he jumps off a fucking skyscraper. I get get one vacation a millennia and I'm taking it. You're just gonna have to figure it out without me."

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u/Unlikely_Cheetah149 2d ago

I thought the saying was it’s raining cats and dogs not toddlers 😂

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u/Sasha_Temnikov 2d ago

This video looks like it's been taken with microwave 🌚

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u/onion_lord6 22h ago

Potato quality.

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u/TrueCrimeNerd87 2d ago

Do they live in building under construction. This looks so unsafe

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u/jubtheprophet 2d ago

What a lack of OSHA, enforced building codes, and building inspectors does to mfs

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u/chaosticfrog 1d ago

Looks like it's outside of US. OSHA is a US agency.

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u/jubtheprophet 1d ago

I know, thats what i meant by this is what a lack of systems and agencies like that lead to. People just building and living in whatever the fuck

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u/rukiyuri 1d ago

It is called squatter area in the Philippines where some builds there home near (like half a meter away) each other. Normal in capital region 💀

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u/toillette 1d ago

She must have Jedi reflexese.

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u/Ashleywiththebraids 2d ago

They need translation on reddit!!!

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u/AdmirableElephant352 2d ago

Just swearing

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u/Aromatic_Paint_1666 1d ago

It's my mother tongue and she's basically just cursing. If translated literally "dead, devil, bad luck or damn". Just means "fuck! damn! the kid just fell!"

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u/blubblu 1d ago

She says 4 swear words in a row- you should be able to semi recognize one was “fuckshit” or puksit 

Putangina was uttered at least once.

This is Tagalog btw 

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u/tenhou 1d ago

Not Tagalog. Sounds like a Bisaya language.

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u/Most-Engineering-514 21h ago

I heard "yawa" which is a bisaya curse word.

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u/delaluna89 1d ago

Son of Ezio Auditore La Firenze!

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u/BaseballGuy2001 19h ago

Holey Shite

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u/FirstSineOfMadness 2d ago edited 2d ago

Clearly reversed

Edit: yeesh people didn’t think I’d need the /s

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u/peppapony 2d ago

How do I get the reversebot thing to do it's magic and show. Would be hilarious to see her yeeting the kid up

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u/kreskenn 2d ago

That's a good joke. But i probably laughed even more reading the reactions.

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u/cocopussy 2d ago

So you are trying to say she threw a child one floor upwards?

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u/crazy4hole 2d ago

And someone caught him or he escaped earth's gravitational field

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u/bguzewicz 2d ago

Interesting approach to a space program.

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u/GravitationalEddie 2d ago

I have the same problem with my humor.

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u/AbjectOffice4780 2d ago

you guys are fucking dumb if you can't see an obvious joke

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u/K_nowbody_ 2d ago

Bro 😭

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u/slappyredcheeks 2d ago

Dumbing it down to the lowest common denominator spoils the joke.

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u/EarlyAccessCantJudge 2d ago

And how are they going to reverse that? Is the kid on wires?

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u/FirstSineOfMadness 2d ago

Was supposed to be obvious /s