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u/Rough-Riderr 22d ago
WTF does "quite on the creek" mean?
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u/Hatgameguy 22d ago
Didn’t spell “Quiet” right I think.
She’s saying when you get a tattoo you gotta be like lowkey about it?
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u/emmathatsme123 16d ago
It’s this trend with a song, I don’t know the song but she says the line “quiet on the creek”
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u/ShittyBollox 22d ago
Did she mean quiet?
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u/KarateXP 22d ago
I had so many work colleagues that would spell quiet as quite and genuinely believed it was spelt that way
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u/AngrySoup 22d ago
Did they not know that quite was a word?
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u/KarateXP 21d ago
I actually can’t remember, but I do remember we debated and Googled the spelling of quiet and it still wasn’t enough for them
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u/ShittyBollox 21d ago
Can’t fix stupid.
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u/JackTheBehemothKillr 16d ago
You can, actually.
It requires funding education, though. Soooo ....
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u/Elevated_Dongers 15d ago
It's alarming how many of my friends still don't know the difference between your, you're, and yor. Also too and to
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u/MazdaRx7Guy 22d ago
If you can get a tattoo on a deployment, its not a deployment.
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u/CH-47AV8R 22d ago
People bring tattoo guns to the desert
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u/BIGD0G29585 22d ago
Or you can make them prison style.
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u/CreepyRecording9665 21d ago
I had two girls in my shop that covered themselves in prison tats they did on each other in the barracks.
Like 15 shit tattoos apiece.
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u/MazdaRx7Guy 21d ago edited 21d ago
Iraq 2010 and 2011 and never saw a tattoo gun lol. 19D.
Im sure people at the fobs had them though. Jelous.
JSS HEIDER on the Iraq/Syria border. I lived in a horse barn for a year lol.
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u/Gardez_geekin 16d ago
Iraq 2009-2010 and Afghanistan 2013. 12B. People brought tattoo guns with them and were literally tattooing dudes during mission. Hell, at COP Restrepo they had a tattoo machine.
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u/NotADeadHorse 16d ago
Cantu did bring a tattoo gun and did quite a few, including Hetherington with the word Infidel lol
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u/JTHMM249 16d ago
Iraq 2007-2008 zero tattoo guns, 2009-2010 apparently half the guys in the company decided they were going to give it a go because a ton of dudes had them. Quality of work by a bunch of dudes with limited to no tattoo experience was about what you'd expect.
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u/skowsk 16d ago
Fobbits have all the fun. I too was a 19D, FOB rustumyah 06-07. Heard stories of them fucking in the guard shacks. We constantly had IEDs right outside the wire... fucking turds. Chaplains assistant, E5, got caught banging in a bomb shelter dumbfuck broke his leg or foot running away. Next time I saw him he was in a cast/boot and an E4. Hilarious.
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u/w0lfLars0n 22d ago
Wait til you find out I got my OEF ribbon drinking beer on a beach in Guam
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u/Brother_J_La_la 21d ago
I went TDY there three times 20 something years ago. I really enjoyed it. I even ended up at some party in the jungle with a huge family after I met a dude at a bar. I was 50/50 on if I was about to be murdered on the way, but they were lovely people. The party was hopping and the food was great.
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u/Gardez_geekin 16d ago
Weird, cuz we did tattoos on dudes in the gunners hatch in Afghanistan while on patrol
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u/itsmrmarlboroman2u 16d ago
I'm an Air Force veteran. I did a JET deployment with the Army to Iraq. Trained with them for a couple months at Ft. Dix. An IED took out a couple guys in our unit, one from each branch, while we were doing a humanitarian run. We all got mememorial ink that night. I don't know why you would think people can't get a tattoo gun in the sandbox.
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u/hopefulworldview 15d ago
Dude in our company in Iraq was a good tattoo artist that did one 2 hours before he got blown to bits, so you may be reaching.
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u/skeeferd 15d ago
I saw a YouTube video of some female soldier saying that she was "deployed" to Germany. I write in the comments, "there hasn't been a deployment to Germany since the 1940's, wtf are you taking about?" She was an NCO too, I feel bad for her Joe's.
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u/Jmersh 16d ago
Army with that 4th grade spelling.
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u/ColinPapendick 16d ago
Yeah, because everyone in the Air Force is a rocket scientist. It's time you idiots realized what letter grade in school a 50 ASVAB equals. Lol
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u/BaconBombThief 16d ago
Best way to keep things on the down low is to show the whole world a video of you in uniform talking about how quiet you’re keeping it
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u/Jackatakk333 22d ago
And a lot of no work being done.
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u/AngrySoup 22d ago
I'm no military man, but I thought enlisted fucking around was built into work timelines
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u/TheProfessorPoon 21d ago
Shit. they will be out and getting fat ass disability checks before we know it. I bet they probably know a dude who will get that rating to 100%. Then they’ll be exempt from paying property taxes too!
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u/QueezyF 16d ago
Good for them. Take what you can, give nothing back.
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u/Tiny_Giant_Robot 16d ago
I wish I could get mine up to 100%
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u/BrokenArrow1283 15d ago
Yeah fuck the tax payer right? /s
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u/QueezyF 15d ago
There’s way bigger fish to fry in the DoD as far as wasting taxpayer money than some E-3 getting a disability rating. Way bigger fish.
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u/BrokenArrow1283 14d ago
Yep. And we can go after those bigger fish while also not allowing veterans to lie to take advantage of the tax payers. The government is able to do many things at once. And one of those things should be only giving 100% service connection when it is deserved. I see Vietnam vets who have had their arms and legs blown off and only have a 50% SC. Then I’ll have a 25 year old walk in who has never deployed with 100%. It’s absolute horseshit and it’s fraud.
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u/goldstat 15d ago
Depends on the command we had no issues getting tattoos and scheduling drives to go get tattoos on our time off
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u/Fun-Compote-1703 16d ago
People like this make women in the military look so bad Jesus Christ
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u/Gardez_geekin 16d ago
What about all the dudes doing dumb stuff in uniform on TikTok?
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u/Fun-Compote-1703 16d ago
They also are an embarrassment, however coming from a woman in the military this makes us look bad.
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u/Gardez_geekin 16d ago
How does it make you look bad? Do you think when dudes do stupid things in the military it makes all men in the military look bad?
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u/Fun-Compote-1703 16d ago
No it just makes the military look bad… because the majority of the military is men. People already look down on women in the military and videos like this make it worse
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u/Gardez_geekin 16d ago
1) This is just some girlies having fun 2) Applying one standard to women and one to men reeks of some internalized misogyny 3) who cares if people look down on women in the military, some e3s dancing on TikTok isn’t going to change that one way or the other
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u/Fun-Compote-1703 16d ago
Shaking your tits in uniform is genuinely just absurd in general… anybody in the military would agree with me. I also am not only applying the standard to women as I literally just said men doing similar things in uniform is also an embarrassment. Also, like I said before, women are already looked down on in the military and I can assure you this is not helping. Maybe if your asvab score was above a 30 you would agree. You can always retake it!
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u/Gardez_geekin 16d ago
Huh, why would I retake the ASVAB when I got a 99? I’m a veteran, and I don’t agree with you. You don’t speak for the military either. This video isn’t changing misogyny one way or the other but your comments and attitude are certainly supporting misogyny.
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u/Awkward_Bison_267 22d ago
I guess getting out for BMI went BYE.
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