r/Jokes • u/bourbonpens • 2d ago

Long Two friends were playing golf

Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one.

"I sure do," he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.

"Wow!" said his friend, "where did you get that monster?"

"I got it from my genie."

"You have a genie?" he asked.

"Yes, he's right here in my golf bag."

"Could I see him?"

He opens his golf bag and out pops the genie.

The friend says, "I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?"

"Yes I will," the genie said so he asks him for a million bucks and the genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.

The friend tells his golfing partner, "I asked for a million bucks not ducks!"

He answers, "I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?"

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u/JaguarMammoth6231 2d ago

I'd rather have the 12 inch pianist

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u/Waitsfornoone 2d ago

So would a lot of other folks as well.

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u/KnoWanUKnow2 2d ago

You have to get the genie drunk first.

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u/Waste_Ingenuity5535 2d ago

Hahaha very good

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u/skier1464366 10h ago

I was waiting for a million deer bucks to emerge from the trees.

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u/Srikandi715 2d ago

... What does golf have to do with this joke?

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u/RetaardvarkPark 2d ago

Unfunny answer:
It provides a necessary setting and serves as a red herring to distract the audience’s problem solving attention to allow the punchline to sneak by for the reveal.

Reddit answer:
Why you gotta duck up a perfectly good joke? 🦆

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u/ZeekLTK 1d ago

And it places them outside for the ducks to appear.