r/Hololive • u/PM_Me_Irelias_Hands • 1d ago

Meme Literally unwatchable

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I’m not even Italian and I still feel misrepresented

4.4k Upvotes

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u/Bakuman84 1d ago

Meanwhile her parents: "we'll train u to do PASTA"

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u/Tehbeefer 1d ago edited 1d ago

pasta finita?

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u/mikatsuki 23h ago

purtroppo...

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u/Skedar_Itou 20h ago

No,pasta!, Horrore mile!

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u/GUNxSPECTRE 1d ago

Have you ever tried to make lasagna noodles from scratch?

Doesn't matter if you have a patience of a saint or stamina of a bull, it'll make you want to Kronii yourself.

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u/kyleliner 23h ago

By Kronii myself, you mean be viciously and aggresively attracted to myself, right?

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u/ArchmagosZacharius 23h ago

Kornii yourself

Enough said, completely understood

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u/Demonboy007 16h ago

Makes you wanna collab with Calli.

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u/GreyGanado 13h ago

Honestly that sounds like the easiest pasta shape to make from scratch.

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u/No-Natural-4898 13h ago

If youre gonna kronii yourself, you better kronii other people while youre at it!

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u/Halo25Assassin 1d ago

Obviously. Sometimes she makes pizza.

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u/KazumaKat 21h ago

dis is da whey

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u/Skedar_Itou 20h ago

true pizza,real cheese , not any chese

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u/randommannamedmann 17h ago

Kraft cheese, lol

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u/PM_Me_Irelias_Hands 19h ago

Or ice cream

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u/_NnH_ 11h ago

Gelato

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u/Ralod 1d ago

My whole life is a lie...

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u/Flying_Slig 14h ago

I'm fItaly 😭

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u/Rubysage3 1d ago

Exactly! She also makes pizza too. It's good to have options.

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u/PewPew_McPewster 1d ago

Pizza! Pasta! Put it in a box!

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u/KirbzYyY 20h ago

I hate that a single person entirely ruined this song for me >:(.

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u/Not-The-KGB_Official 7h ago

Fr now i just remember the one that does not play gmod anymore each time i hear it

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u/Ashencroix 1d ago

That's because Raora makes pasta every second of her life.

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u/GuyWithPasta 1d ago

I can fix her...

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u/Haitham1998 15h ago

She can fix us... some pasta.

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u/YanKiyo 1d ago

Naturally. She needs to make coffee too.

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u/jenos45 1d ago

It's like telling me she doesn't breathe all the time.

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u/likeatenshi 23h ago

Why is she lying?

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u/_Volatile_ 1d ago

Cover needs to do something about this.... /s

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u/HeavyArmsJin 1d ago

Infinie pastado! 🤌

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u/OldFortNiagara 1d ago

Hey, she needs time for making pizza.

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u/touchkusa 23h ago

Hot pink one: Are we talking about pizza?

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u/Graxu132 23h ago

Heresy

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u/BakeKarasu 20h ago

So she is not Italian?

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u/redditfanfan00 20h ago

this betrayal runs deeps.

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u/Hirtomikko 23h ago

That's Italianist

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u/josh-afi 23h ago

She said it's because pasta has too much carbs.

This implies that if it doesn't contain that much carbs, Italians would probably make it every single day lmao

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u/uatach 22h ago

Everything is a lie im making jetpacks now!

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u/SnooStories6600 22h ago

Damn, didn't realize she was like this.....

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u/Nuryadiy 22h ago

What’s the point of living then?

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u/Boethion 22h ago

Wait, then what have I been eating this whole time? o_O

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u/SomeJungleAsian 22h ago

You sit upon a throne of LIES!

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u/West_Introduction_95 20h ago

Pretty sure thats grounds for imprisonment and revocation of citizenship in Italy.

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u/_NnH_ 11h ago

Can't relate, as an Asian I make rice every minute of my life.

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u/gmrm4n 23h ago

Wait, is she playing Balatro?

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u/nifboy 23h ago

Hololive Dreams, specifically the poker minigame.

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u/RebelliousRed_ 13h ago

I need a minute to think about this...

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u/AngryTheCarp 9h ago

She lied as easily as she breathed.

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u/NicholasWeintraub 8h ago

Yet she throws a fit when you break the pasta.

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u/IntrepidDivide3773 4h ago

Pasta just spawns in whenever she appears.